What's it like to have a girlfriend user?

What's it like to have a girlfriend user?

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i guess it depends on the chick, but it's ok. It's mostly me pretending to be happy so she doesn't ask me questions, not that i'm unhappy with her

If you find the right girl it's amazing. It's like having a best friend that you would do anything for, but also being able to stick your dick inside of whenever you want.

Really nice to hold someone and feel their warmth before you fall asleep. Or waking up and just staring at eachother in a combination of fondness and amazement. Most of the time though shes an asshole

gay

It feels like lower abdominal discomfort from having to hold your farts in.

taxing

Kill yourself

think of the happiest you could ever be.
think of the angriest you could ever be.

its both.

Drunk

Eh it's alright but I found out I could have any woman I wanted if I tried hard enough, they're just a pain in the arse at the end of the day, rather just have a few shags every couple of weeks and do my own thing, everybody who wants a GF before 24 is a beta male cunt

this

It's like having a child if you're a pedophile. You're their source of income and entertainment, and they whine when fall short in either of these, but at least you get to fuck them.

its like giving away your freedom, your time, your money, and your sperm to someone who isnt smart enough to deserve any of those things.

if it fucks, fly's or floats it's cheaper to rent

These days anger far more than anything. Modern women are busted.

I've often wondered that myself, user.

But by the way these anons talk about past and present gf's I don't think they're super happy with their grills.

Commitment's a pain in the ass.
0/10 would not recommend a girlfriend

>staring at eachother in amazement
what the fuck kind of drugs are you doing

not all that. And once you're attached to the other and you break up... it's gonna hurt for a bit.

Grass is greener on the other side user

Its like having a constant source of confusion and new unfounded problems I would never encounter otherwise

yes it must be nice but i would just like to get some pussy


fuck this i hope reincarnation is a thing so i can at least get sex in another life


feelsbatman

Expensive

I'll probably never know. I went to a concert the other day and sat behind this couple, in their 20s I'm guessing.

She played with his hair, they shared a drink, he plucked something from her eyelash that was bothering her... They were laughing, being physically playful. And they were happy.

And I wanted it. I wanted it so fucking bad...

i give my girl dutch ovens. sometimes when we're sliding the salamander i let it rip with every thrust.

This is literally it, I just found mine a couple weeks ago and this is it.

I want it too but then i realise that i would be scared shitless in that situation...

Fucking anxiety man, the more time i spend alone the bigger complex i have about me being invisible (or straight up disgusting) for girls...

Fk this

>Take your wallet and throw it out the window at incredibly high speeds.

Imagine shit you'd never do, walk around mindlessly, sit at coffee shops, sunbathe in the city on some grass, watch the sunset and shit, you'll be doing all that; and liking it at the same time.

all women are whores

Evolution of first, anxious virgins

>What's it like to have a girlfriend user?

You get sexed every other day. This is my girlfriend, OC, please dont doxx her guise.

thanks made my day

The girl in that pic is not girlfriend typa girl, expecting a literal 10/10 is just dumb

>THIS

boring n annoying
liek democrat party always being told what your doing is wrong
when you read ayn rand and udnerstand they want your cash
its easier to check em and live alone
but then they go nuts
they are programmed by mom to break u down
make all your friends hate u
and isolate u
so amrraige sounds irational lol
and insane weakness u do it
and they got ur money

Constantly demands your attention, and is tough to handle if your a nihilist and she's an optimist.

Pretty much this. Don't buy into the Red Pill bullshit, and you can come across some cool chicks.

we mean girl you fuck in real life
not jack to online
or stalk

Shittalks women and posts picture of ugly lowlife bitches?

As if it had something to do with evolution.
At the end of the day i may not be happy (yet) but my dick is probably bigger than yours

Maybe for you, poor beta loser, keep working that 9-5 to pay for your below average girlfriends Forever 21 clothes that are out of season. Pathetic.

who the fucks arthur schopenjewer?

But you aint using it? The fuck is your point

Just lol

relationships are huge waste of time
understand she will be banging when she feels liek it behind your back whiel telling u she never would and makign you nto do same
year you will never ge tback
I wasted 13 yars of my life dating two really hot women
wish i had em back
the years
not the women

It's really awesome for the first few months. Then once things settle, you get used to each other's sexual habits, it becomes 50% pleasure 50% work/planning/comforting/feeling annoyed/feeling unwanted/etc

Depends on you and your girl friend.
For me it's like having a naggy roomie that puts out and plays magic.

What's up with that crooked boob.... still hot though.

Some off by one faggot.

Oh, no, wait. That was you.

OP please tell me you have sauce

most beautiful woman i think i've ever seen

It's okay, can get rough at times. My girl got a busy life so spending time with her is pretty low, all in all though if you both got the heart for one another its great

Seriously, get out more. You see chicks like this at the fuckin' grocery store.

> being this new

holy shit this

my ex was so uncertain about things in our last half year of the relationship it was pretty retarded

meanwhile you keep trying to find out what the deal is (she had an eating disorder so I tried to be the sane one) but it does hurt you

and then she breaks up and has a new bf within 2 months while you are still thinking of her

wew lad I mean we enjoyed the relationship and being with eachother but she can just decide the relationship is over because of the most random feels

Sup Forums found her Instagram a while back and this was probably the best picture I found (hence it went viral), the rest were lack lustre in comparison.
Maybe she was just having a good day.

Fuck what those pigs say
2D bitches all day

If you ever find a gf, find someone you can trust 100% and trust your instinct and get rid of her if you feel she may be an unfaithful bitch.

If you do the mistake of getting with these types of women your life will be a shitshow.

Also find someone with mutual interests.

t. user that just got out of a 2 year relationship where gf cheated

Depends on the grocery store lol.

I'm not but I do forget that girls exist sometimes when I do go outside.

>mfw Fuck my love life

awesome tbh. im so lucky i found an asian cause theyre very rare in my country. she is the best thing in my life.

2d bait?

Like having a puppy that can text you

men always pay
mrried men most
followed by girlfriedn dudes
pay women directly
semi pros not pros
young starving students
and you sex life be top gun

LOL

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for money u can fuck 10s

and then gather a harem of them

fuck anytime

so make as much money as u can

Solution: perfect trap gf

>theyre very rare in my country

lol they arent collectibles

I will die of virgin, but I feel hood right now.

Die already

wanting it this badly

this is why neither of you anons will ever have a gf. just accept your fate as wizards now

yea but here we treat them like that.
especially the guys with petite asian fetish

I welcome and embrace my wizardom when i reach rank 1 wizard next year

oh shut up fake pimp

girls are ez to get

jsut boss em n act bette rthan them and all guys around

take no shit
tom leyksi show good online guide
but even more remember no girl hot enuf for u
confidence measn its normal for 10 to be in your car n bed
insult shit outa haters and other fags

it's like bags of sand

It's like not having a girlfriend but you have a girlfriend.

>girls are ez to get

you know this. i know this.

those 2 lonely fags daydreaming about gfs they'll never have don't know this.

learn2read

The funny thing is they think they're beta's when really they're a whole order of magnitude down.

Thats not even how flowcharts work

reading si hard

Clearly you're omega.

it's great, as long as your wife doesn't find out about her.

>rather just have a few shags every couple of weeks and do my own thing, everybody who wants a GF before 24 is a beta male cunt

my thoughts exactly

Good for a month and then you begin to lose the interest of wasting your personal time.

I love my girlfriend of 3 years dearly but she can be a real pain in the ass sometimes. I just want to stay home sometimes and smoke weed but she will blow up my phone wanting to hang out. It's good to have guidelines and boundaries, even after so long.

I wonder what it's like to have a teenage girlfriend.

It sucks. They cheat on you

In the beginning it was odd because we were friends first and I had infatuations all over the place. Then as we spent more time together it just became normal for her to be there. I was excited to have someone always around and who enjoyed the adventures I would come up with. We started out a whole new life and it was amazing... Until the incident.

She cheated?

its like never begin able to do anything you want while also giving all the money you work for away and also you dont get laid

I don't know and likely will never find out because I value my money and free time

There was this girl at work (my new gf worked where I worked) and she was very curious about the two of us. She began to ask why we were together and why not with someone else. She began acting strange and followed me around a lot. I explained that I was happy and not interested in her, but that just made her bitter. She began playing more mind games and I could tell she was getting impatient. I would happily tell her about the adventures and how amazing life is. Over time she gained weight, and I mean doubling in size weight. This distanced me further, always looking for an excuse to be closer to my girlfriend and further from her. Then one day...

nigger learn to write, what the fuck is this

More like, what's it like to be a pretty girl

>being able to stick your dick inside of whenever you want.

I call bullshit. Come back to me when she's working long hours or doesn't want sex for some reason.

I got fed up and talked with my manager about her. He told me to just keep cool and he would take care of it. Time went by and still this bitter hag showed her dissatisfaction with me and my happy relationship. Of course it was hard being happy around this obeast bitter bitch, but I knew on breaks and at home I would see the one I cared most for. Time is a cruel bitch when a daily routine of degrading and depressing moaning about the Ills of misery are being wrought upon you. Finally I snapped and called her out. I gave her the ultimate misery and left laughing. This of course parted me from my girlfriend a bit further, but more concerning was not that we were apart, but that we might grow apart. Unfortunately I could only find a job far away and with a different schedule. This was only the beginning.

>I just found mine a couple weeks ago
You didn't date before you were a couple?

Smoke weed in moderation and you can do this much more cheaply. And bring your phone. Music improves it.

nice for the first months

>when you read ayn rand
Isn't that how they decide who belongs in special ed?

The same.