Secrets Anyanon

Secrets Anyanon

my moms friend tried to fonger me in the back of my moms car

i might cheat on my gf with a girl from craigslist

I piss in the sink.

I have 3 balls

I would like to be cheated on, humiliated and totally dominated by a female (preferably asian or ebony)

I've been with two trans escorts and am thinking of seeing a third tonight

I've being stealing panties from my best friends since we were 14. I like to keep them for 3 months and then put it back in her drawyer. i think she knows tho. one day we were drinking in her room and she was folding her clean panties and then she put them in my face and said: you like them huh? and laughed. i was too drunk to react so i didnt said anything

I have no idea what loving someone is like. I dont know what its like to be in love, and dont think i ever will.

Ran out of tp in a porta potty at a festival after taking a shit and grabbed some dirty tp out of the shitter to wipe my ass with

You probably won't. And everyone else will, and they will carry on their lives feeling fulfilled because they weren't a degenerate like you, a person who can't inspire love on others.

She does know for sure. Have you both already fucked?

Gonna try to fuck my old boss that wanted to fuck me a while ago. Pissed her off idk how she feels now after all this time

>Be son of man running for president
>Collude with foreign government to fix elections

www.nytimes.com/2017/07/10/us/politics/donald-trump-jr-russia-email-candidacy.html

I'm dating a hebe mom with an incest fetish, it's the most fun relationship I've ever had. The sex is crazy.

We fantasize about teaching her 13yo daughter to be a good lil cock slut, had sex on her bed when she was away for the weekend, and she agreed to wearing her daughter's clothes during sex. She likes the thought of corrupting a teenage girl, gets off on it hard.

She was molested by her dad when she was around 10, fucked her up for a good long while, dealt with it by becoming a sex crazed monster who loves to get used as a fuck toy. It owns.

I fucked up and posted a pic of my gf with face included on b. A guy recognized her.

So now I'm basically being blackmailed to keep him from telling her.

oh shit

I did this to a guy once.

pretty sure he loved it though.

I'm going crazy.

Was it at least a fap worthy pic?

what's he blackmailing you for?

I was crafted by a dark group of entities who traverse the universe destroying everythj they come across, to capture the two super powers of the Elemental Guardian and the Imperial Guardian. Their plan didn't go as thought... I have been living on this planet for 1 3,000,535 years.

...

I have trichotillomania, I'm bald.

How long ago was that user? you definitely have good chances to fuck her if she took it so well.

ever came on the daughters stuff?

i pretend im happy

I know what several breeds of dog cum tastes like.

I'm getting married in a little while. I'm also having an affair with the matron on honor standing in my own wedding.

We are 23. We already fucked like 5 times. The last time was 5 months ago. We fuck when we are both single. She's dating a dude and im also dating a girl so probably no more sex with her for some time. I gotta say she's one of the hottest girls in my town.

Are there differences in taste?

Any plans to date her once you're both single?

>get into LEA databases, the thread

ftfy

For the most part, when I'm writing songs that deal with "the negative and all too realistic" aspects of life, I always put myself in the shoes of the "bad guy".

Sometimes it's because I am the bad guy.

Make sure she lets you cum run down her leg for the whole day.

Her pillow gets its fair share, pretty sure the kiddo already slept in my cum

Salty?

My soon to be wife or the matron of honor?...
I'm not to see one before the wedding. Perhaps the fill in will take the load in her stead?

Prove it

>Nytimes.ca
Kek

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The real reason i'm afraid of talking to women/ having a relationship is that it's logical end is them finding out about my various disgusting habits and fetishes, and possibly exposing me.

What's your favorite sexual position

Totally

I'm not getting in the way of him trying to fuck her...

i found a way to rob thousands of people simultaneously; and its completely legal.

Good. I hope the people reading this and crafting folders on me know that I love them, I hope they're having a good week, I believe in them, and that I also have a fetish for an unreasonable amount of police officers storming my house with warrants for my arrest and I'll gladly sexually service each one.

You open up a bank/insurance company/lottery?

>I'm not getting in the way of him trying to fuck her...
interesting choice on his part. still means there's a chance he'll get nothing out of it thought right?

Those things are expensive tho, unless you get financial backers also looking to rip people off

If hes getting nowhere He'll probably change tactics

Me and my gf do threesomes with girls. We had a short affair with one. Currently we matched a former intern from my last job on tinder who didn't really like me, and we're seeing how far she'll go before we tell her that I actually know her.

I gotta admit that i really like her and some time ago i was inlove. I'm pretty sure she's just with that because the sex because i know she dont want a bf yet. But if i can get in a relationship with her someday i would be happy.

>we tell her that I actually know her.
She'll either be chill or run away, no middle ground. Make sure she's horny when you do.

>Make sure she's horny when you do
This.

>He'll probably change tactics
if he changes tactics he either has to start taking serious risks or ask for something more mundane like cash.

If he starts taking risks, you might get the chance to turn it around on him.

>source: have been on the other side

i'm a 24/m diaper fetishist and i recently ordered 3 packs of diapers, a 3 pack of plastic pants, and a bottle of baby powder and im probably going to start wearing them to bed at night

How we want in?

I've tried and i've got some progress, but i still can't get over a girl i didn't even date, fuck or even kiss over seven years ago.

She inspired things within me i had never felt before but i was not enough for her. This means i will never be good enough for the only kind of woman that inspires something better than "it would be fun to fuck her" and i cannot deal with it.

The loneliness is killing me and driving me to ever lower lows.

I know, that's why I'm holding from telling her as long as I can. Honestly even then I don't think she'll be down for it, because even though we didn't strictly hate each other we also didn't really get along.

We're not even keeping our hope up for this one, we mostly want to see how she reacts lol but if she wants to share a bed with us, even better

Tell us how you so we can be rich fags too

I'm work as an intern at a fairly popular conservative news network. I'm part of a team that works to prep and help specific anchors, like with researching and coordinating meetings, etc. If they say "hey, get me 10 examples of X person doing Y for me to talk about on air" and we do that.

I have a massive crush on one particular anchor, but he's married with some beautiful children. Additionally, I'm a gross trap, and he doesn't support that lifestyle. He's not overtly opposed to it, but probably only because he doesn't want to lose his job. He also doesn't know I'm a trap.

A few times we've had brief moments where I think he might be flirting.i encourage it, but if it ever got down to it, I'd push him away because he's got a family, and either way he would definitely reject me.

It just sucks because I love him a lot, I loved him from before I started working here, and the stars have aligned just so that we could never be togetherness in this universe, no matter what.

>I'm also opposed to the gay lifestyle, not that it matters coming from me but I really wish I was fucking normal. I avoid dating and sex because of this.

As a motherfucker who somewhat relates to that, that's the most bitchassed shit I've ever heard.

Man the fuck up. She played her role in your life, focus on improving yourself and stop being a faggot.

You remind me of myself at 19 and it fucking disgusts me.

>You remind me of myself at 19 and it fucking disgusts me.

kek

Me and my bestfriend used to fuck (before she stared dating his actual bf). She always liked to sleep naked and when we are out drinking i usually sleep at her house (in the same bed) and she still gets naked. I feel kinda bad for the dude.

Kek. So he's ok with the idea of some dude sleeping with his gf in the same bed? What a cuck.

>i once had a great relationship
>she loved me so much
>At least i thought
>We were great friends
>till i tried to make my move
>I went for it While she was sleeping
>I even got it in about an inch
>She then grabs my cock
>And rips it off
>Man i loved that chimp

Well. He knows that we are friends since we was 8yo and we basically grew up together.sovhe thinks that we are like bro and sis and ofcourse he dont know that we used to fuck. So he is clueless about the whole thing

That was beautiful.

I love share nude pics from my GF on Sup Forums . Pics related ...

I've been in a sexual relationship with my girlfriends little brother for 3 years.