She flirts with you

She flirts with you.

What do?

Hide my dog and all the twinkies

M'lady

Hide my dong in a twinkie

Try to smash on the under so my friends don't find out

Wine & Dine ...however for safety Reasons if we we end up in Bed no Cowgirl!

Is that E.Honda?

Sara Aikawa, adult film star.

Tell her I love Asian pussy but because she fat she has to dress as a panda as punishment for her bad habits, she'll do it too because she doesnt know when the next dick will be up for grabs

Bang her of course

man the harpoons

Circle gets the square congrats

Politely decline, in Japanese (to impress and show her that I'm not just some hypersexual stereotype, but actually can speak her language). It's not because she's heavier, rather, it's because I have no interest in women, sex, or relationships.

I'd fuck her. Sara Aikawa is a goddess!

I wouldn't smash, but she could sit on my lap, and could feel the way a huge ass feels like on my small dick.

...

>fuck you dorphin and whare!!!!

sauce?

kill myself

Google search, "Sara Aikawa BBW".

climb up a tree

"Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee."

Why does this thread keep popping up?
She's fuckable and all but why?

Towards thee I HNNNGGH, thou righteous fuck-blimp; to the last time I will thrust into thy navel; from perversion's heart I fucketh thee; for lust's sake I blow my last cum at thee.

Politely but firmly decline

fuck her

my nigga