Sup /b

Sup /b

anyone down for some avacados?

sure thing
*deposits 1$ on counter*

here you go kind sir

I would like one please

no, poison avocados are poison

Hmmmm...... CRACKA GIMME ALL THOSE AVACADOS NOW OR IMMA BUST A CAP IN YO ASS

why certainly!

How much for guac?

I'll take three
*hands three dollars*

you can have 1

well, you can have the rest then. Here's your one dollar left as change

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Keep the change, nigga. I'm feeling generous.

well, it looks like I'm out of avacados! Better get some secondary merchandice

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this is a stick up, cunt.

give me 3 avocados FOR FREE

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Ooooh, I'm stoked.

give me the stand, this is a robbery

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*hands 534.34 dogecoins*

what's it gonna be OP?

here's the new stuff!

Yassssssss!
>>we love avocados!

((Puts 2 bucks down, then ccontinues making out)))

I want one, how much do I owe you?

just gotta put this up...

what are they?

No mo 'dos. Learn to read and maybe you can earn an honest living.

Alright! Who wants the antidote for those delicious avacados?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo

You poisoned us, asshole.

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SHEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

Savage

told ya

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You all must be new

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I'll take all of them. I'm a very rich business man.

This is why I don't like avacados.

This is the best thread of seen on Sup Forums in the last year.

Kek

WHAT

6.9/10
would suck off hitler again

I'll take one.
>deposits $1000
And do you have anymore of that poison? I'll take two

Doesn't matter! I'm selling more!

I'll take the entire supply. Fuck these dumb fucks.

I'll take three.
*deposits $1.50*

I approve of this thread.

I'll take those trips as payment.

I'll take one of these instead

Fuck poison.

>Deposits $1,000

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Are you sure you want to buy all of these?

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fuck off bitch this is my market

Bump

I only need one. What?

Oh fuck. Turf war!

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I'll take ten
>slides $5 across counter

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you best not jew

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo

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here you are good sir

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OH SHI-

Crying because this is an ancient thread and seemingly no-one remembers

you activated my trap card!

Where the fuck are my 20,000 avocados?

Right? This is a fucking joke

up ur ass

I'll buy all the antidotes.

lemme fix that for you

so do I get a pass on being a faggot this time?

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tyrone says y'alls best square up at the register

.w.

Someone deleted my shit. reupload nigs

you're very much welcome

Hey, Tyrone. Hook it up with a dub.

I'll have an avocado, good sir.
I'll pay with two things- First, the word "avocado" is fucking OP in hangman; Second, the protection doggo picture.

>this thread

if you scroll down with the mouse wheel one click at a time, you will see OP evil frown/smile xD your fucking welcome

not if officer of the law Rapist McIntheasshole has anything to say about this

Is this currency for you faggot?

These are some good avocados

can't tell if the nigger is strangling the cop, or the cop is molesting the nigger

huh, some weird trips there

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I'm open to a trade

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Do you accept this in return?

Is one of them coming out of the Avocado bowl?

Yeah, I'll take a faggot wheel.

GET RICH!

The only good avocado is a dead avocado.

Never said they were poison, what are we curing, fullness, so we can have more avocados from the 50 cent guy?