/heem/: jacare souza edition

Upcoming events:

1/27: Bellator 171 - Guillard vs Njokuani
1/28: EFN 58 - Machev vs Brandao
1/28: UFC on Fox 23 - Pena vs Shevchenko
1/29: Submission Underground 3 - Danis vs Agazarm
2/4: UFC FN 104 - Bermudez vs Jung
2/11: UFC 208 - Holm vs De Randamie
2/18: Bellator 172 - Mitrione vs Emelianenko
2/19: UFC FN 105 - Hendricks vs Lombard
2/25: WSOF 35 - Ivanov vs Jordan
3/4: UFC 209 - Woodley vs Thompson 2
3/11: UFC FN 106 - Gastelum vs Belfort
3/11: ACB 53 - Khalidov vs Barnatt
3/18: UFC FN 108 - TBA

Previous thread: News:

>Gastelum bothered by doubts that he can make weight, but admits that it's his fault
mmajunkie.com/2017/01/ufcs-kelvin-gastelum-bothered-by-weight-doubts-but-admits-ive-brought-it-onto-myself

>Thompson on how he got through the 4th round against Woodley
mmafighting.com/2017/1/22/14319994/stephen-thompson-explains-how-he-got-through-bad-fourth-round-with-tyron-woodley

>Formiga fighting Borg
mmafighting.com/2017/1/23/14356856/jussier-formiga-vs-ray-borg-set-ufc-fight-night-fortaleza

>El Poopooey calls Conor out for never defending a title in his career
mmajunkie.com/2017/01/tony-ferguson-poor-bastard-conor-mcgregor-has-never-defended-a-title-in-his-entire-life

Other urls found in this thread:

shop.bjpenn.com/index.php?route=product/product&path=105_141&product_id=201
instagram.com/p/BPixJT4lEpb/?taken-by=randamarkos
themaclife.com/category/sports/ufc/
themaclife.com/category/mcgregor/
themaclife.com/category/entertainment/
themaclife.com/category/tech/
ufcstore.com/Conor_McGregor_Gear/pg/1/ps/96/so/highest_price
fanatics.com/Conor_McGregor_Gear/pg/1/ps/84/so/highest_price
ufcstore.com/MMA/on_sale/yes
fanatics.com/Conor_McGregor_Gear/pricerange2/$10_to_$20/pg/1/ps/72/so/lowest_price
ufc.tv/page/fightpass
dailybreeze.com/business/20170118/dockworker-jobs-at-port-of-la-long-beach-up-for-grabs-in-rare-raffle
mmamania.com/2012/12/28/3812900/ufc-155-jon-anik-in-ill-mike-goldberg-call-junior-dos-santos-vs-cain-velasquez-rematch
ufcstore.eu/fighters/cris-cyborg
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

Schaub bless
Cody bless
Platinum bless

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WOODLEY IS A NAGGER

where are my links to buy /heem/ related fight gear you fuck how am I supposed to know what is cool

Schaub is God

Cody bless brother

shop.bjpenn.com/index.php?route=product/product&path=105_141&product_id=201

Scary Jerry Bless
Cody Bless
Tyron Bless
Sage Bless
Goldie Bless

No way Nate could beat Conor at 155 ]

No chance

literally who

Literally the worst links out of any shitty heem OP

Candylei

Hahahaha that is terrible

>$40

hahaha oh wow

Edgy Brah bless

I'M A NIGGER

Goldie is so awkward lmao

get real buddy, did you see how Nate looked against MJ @ 155? motivated and in shape Nate is a dangerous fight

REAL

MJ is shit

Watch him fight RDA
His legs are too weak at 155
Conor has muscular legs and would snap nates

Anyone else having the impression that Goldie has been drinking

instagram.com/p/BPixJT4lEpb/?taken-by=randamarkos

What did she mean by this?

Dan Hardy is on the MMA Hour next

You guys think he'll accept Mickey Gall's challenge?

You're the biggest sperg on /heem/

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Fuck off Adan

Remember when Adan was a huge Aldo fan and then he immediately abandoned the bandwagon and now has hundreds of Magiga pictures on his computer?

He declined when he was on like 4 weeks ago or is this a meme

>raecbaiting shitposting leaf

member adan?

yah I member

You are the biggest loser on /heem/

yep, hes a sellout

The problem with the rest of /heem/ is that they are not creative. I've spent years building up Shuab is God meme and turned it into my legacy.

When I'm dead and gone I will be remembered, a lot of people couldn't say the same.

>Mfw Woodley will KO Wonderboy, Maia, Cerrone, GSP, Nick, Magrega in that order and retire as the welterweght GOAT

>MJ is shit
he beat Ferg's ass, outworked Barboza on the feet, and heemed Poirier in the first

Fair-weather fathers don't deserve to have boys 2bh

>a lot of people couldn't say the same.

you don't even have a name bud

>abu dhabi
>trump plaza

You are literally autistic

You're a poser.

Schaub is not a meme.

not all leafs are the same, i started browsing heem last october and get accused of being 'adan'

>acting as if Poirier was ever anything more than a gatekeeper

Dan Henderson and Andrei Arlovski used to be handsome as fuck when they were young.

Ferg was having an off day
He got lucky against the other two
He has a powerful punch that is it.

Cause they were on the gas

here's the actual important news and links and videos

>News:
www.themaclife.com
themaclife.com/category/sports/ufc/
themaclife.com/category/mcgregor/
themaclife.com/category/entertainment/
themaclife.com/category/tech/

>/heem/ related fight wear:
ufcstore.com/Conor_McGregor_Gear/pg/1/ps/96/so/highest_price
fanatics.com/Conor_McGregor_Gear/pg/1/ps/84/so/highest_price

>/heem/ related fight gear for those of you with low paying jobs such as doing grunt work on a dock:
ufcstore.com/MMA/on_sale/yes
fanatics.com/Conor_McGregor_Gear/pricerange2/$10_to_$20/pg/1/ps/72/so/lowest_price

>Fights:
ufc.tv/page/fightpass

Him heeming a gatekeeper that quickly shows MJ is one tier above that

Fuck off you autistic fag

A man who bathes himself in cheetoh dust

Just be decent and contain your autism and you'll never get accused of being him again

that's because you ARE adan

You're the biggest sperg on heem

Sergio Bless brothers

heem yourself

Id rather cuckpost and worship reem instead

Same can be said about Demian Maia, Cro Cop, Barnettu.

@73851118
>Pretend to be me
>Gets no (yous)

This guy wants to make our threads, what does /heem/ say?

Cerrone is going to lose

lmao never stop

>Tfw working at the docks

>scatspammer has started saving schaub photos
Wew the state of his life

I didn't know $123k a year was low paying.

dailybreeze.com/business/20170118/dockworker-jobs-at-port-of-la-long-beach-up-for-grabs-in-rare-raffle

Thank you. How hard is it to follow the rule that you don't make a new thread until the old one hits 500 posts?

Someone call Kelsey's and ask if Adan Elmi still works there.

How hard is it to not make an intentionally horrible OP?

Equally fair point.

I'll do it, what part of Canada is he from? A few locations

D-Hard

Who were you faggots that said ANik never called a PPV?

mmamania.com/2012/12/28/3812900/ufc-155-jon-anik-in-ill-mike-goldberg-call-junior-dos-santos-vs-cain-velasquez-rematch

Fucking casuals. Apologize to me.

Can you imagine how Woodley would feel if they made the true main event of 209 Nick Diaz vs someone else

lmao boys he's here

my OPs are good bud so you're post is irrelevant

hardy v. helwani is on damn

You're literally autistic, the fact that you've been doing this for years makes it even worse.

Why, then, 'tis none to you, for there is no OP that is either good or bad, but thinking makes it so. To me it is a good OP. Well, then it isn't one to you, since no OP is really good or bad in itself—it's all what a person thinks about it. And to me, this OP is a good one.

>UFC 155
That's a real recent ppv lad

suck a dick bud lmao btfo

Helwani right now

>73 posts
>21 posters
>20 minutes

ufcstore.eu/fighters/cris-cyborg

All me

see to me this OP is a bad one doesn't even have a link where I can buy some new clothes so there you go we've proved that you are right

The city would burn

Does Dan Hardy know what choreography is? How can he think it was choreographed if Ortiz wasn't in on it?

Your autism is something to marvel at

Is Ayahuasca a PED?

Do they still sell worn fight shorts ? I remember checking the ufc store a while ago and the most expensive thing were Ronda's shorts

I guess it's true for Arlovski, but Dan used to have that exotic face, kinda native american, now he's got too much scar tissue.
Cro Cop is my eternal slavic boy, Barnett used to have those chiseled looks but he always had that weird old man look in him.

Based Dan Hardy is BTFOing out Helwani with facts and analysis.

poor goldie

no it makes you think irrationally and do things like vote remain

It's cute that you think about European politics American

>21 posters in 20 minutes

>The same 6 people shitting in every thread with their autism

The dumbest minority is always the loudest

Really activate my almonds

WOLF TICKETS

man that eats deep fried potato BTFO by potato

Chael vs Hardy confirmed

If Jojo's, maybe.

jesus ariel is stirring up stupid non existent drama again
>Should you have tweeted that?!!!!

He's my eternal boy too

Glad to see he went out on top

This.

>lmao use my thread bud
>showb bless xD
>I make $500k a week working at the docks

Just the same bunch of misfits.

If we could get rid of ONE poster who would it be?
>Canadian spergOP