His local cinema doesn't look like this

>his local cinema doesn't look like this

Stay uncozy, plebs!

>he leaves his house

>enjoy your head lice, bed bugs

Yeah, I'm sure they don't clean the beds.

this works well enough for me

>not sitting upright to ensure maximum attention being given to the movie
ha ha!

>that one guy in the bottom right corner by himself

Literally me ;___;

Way too many lights

>he goes to cinema other than to mess it up for the wagecucks

maximum normie

>2 dudes in the top right bed

i would've killed those faggots

>local small town cinema just got leather recliners

>Cinema Olympia
>Beds resemble the bed in Olympia by Manet

I like the french sometimes

w-why don't you like us at all

>implying I wouldn't start fucking my date in front of everyone

>mfw the duvet is writhing with a month's worth of discarded popcorn

how do u watch a movie with so many lights on ?

>no showers

I saw Neon Demon at this theater, comfy as fuck

pre-show perhaps?

UGH Satan why do you have to be a liberal frog-nose

>literally no singles
and people said it was just a meme

>that one guy on his own
how the hell did he get past the no singles policy?

just more work for the wagecuck who will have to clean up after I mix oil, fish sauce, molasses, glitter, and shit and spray it all over the theater.

>Alphas got the comfys sofa
>Couples the others sofa
>Ugly betas got the ground

>literally blind

He brought his falcon

>get one of those fart bomb sprays
>take off the lid and just pour it all over every mattress
hehe eat shit wagies

>that moment when the klaxon sounds and the bed tips forward, dropping that loner into the depths below

Same here

your back will be shit in 5 years if you watch movies like this.

doesnt that strategy straighten the back?

How do they stop people from doing it?

lol i don't leave the house or get any interaction anyway why the fuck should i care?

the wagie comes and asks you politely to stop

LITERALLY FUCKING THIS

PARTICULARLY THE SECOND

HELLLLLLL NAWWWW

That looks like hell. Who would want to watch a movie in a theater like that?

lol i'll leave a nice surprise for those wagecucks

How are the crab legs at that place?

Do they let you bring your own falcon or do they only have rentals?

Is there a gender-neutral shower?

Every time I go the cinema I poop and smear it into the seats

>me on the bottom

I thought OP's image was that one scene from suspiria and got all excited

That'll teach those shitheads to show a bad movie.

that looks uncomfortable as all hell.

that's just fucking silly

If you thought niggers just *sitting* in theaters was loud... wait till they start fuckin

>d-do you have any single beds?

Sure. Just over there next to the ballpit.

>his
but I'm a girl

you mean bottom left corner.. or top right corner.

>cashier begins to sweat
>presses red button under the counter
>alarms start going off
>we have a single! i repeat we have single!
>swat team descends from roof
>pulls their guns on you
>GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND

they would destroy you

CANT SLEEP BED WILL EAT ME

>LE GRILL POSTING ON Sup Forums MEME

>Europeans are so lazy that they have to lie down to watch movie

How does your neck not begin to be in terrible pain while "resting" in this manner for more than a minute?

I'd consider that to be a stress position. Whatever works for you, I guess.

I'd be too busy looking at girls feet to watch anything.

>"hey that bed looks clean there's no need to clean the sheets"
>wallowing in someone else's sweat, dead skin, and hair for hours on end
>leaning back where some oily wop who took a shower a month ago was just moments ago
>being this unhygienic
>calling it "comfy"

Yeah, no. Even in dark theaters I apologetically turn flash on my phone and do a thorough inspection of my seat before I sit down to prevent any poo/pee seats. I would die of a panic attack in this shiteathre

>american
>calls others lazy

It's nice to have a lie down after lugging an anvil all day.

That's some real hipster shit right there.

Also
>666

>can't hear the movie over the sound of handjobs all around you

what are you gonna do about it buddy?

Me in the back having sex with my 12 year old loli gf

literally no different than sleeping in a motel bed you fucking germophobe autists

except a cinema isnt going to strip 25 beds and launder the sheets after 1 movie.