Craigslist thread: Post stories, nudes, ads, etc

Craigslist thread: Post stories, nudes, ads, etc.

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One time I went on looking for platonic friends and chats and a bunch of dudes started sending me messages like I was trying to fuck a hooker or something. I stopped using the internet that day.

I was 16 and wanted to suck some dick so I found a guy that was 41 in a hotel. Nice shaved cock, wanted his cum. I finally head there after 4 hours of talking and sit in the hotel parking lot for 30 minutes. I'm nervous as fuck and start walking inside. His door is cracked and I go in. All I can see is his feet and the bottom of a towel. He moves and I bolt out the door, ignore his emails, go home and jack off.

lol

Did you ever manage to suck cock?

My missus was out of town so I got on Craig's list and found a twink. I spen a good he fucking the tightest hole I've ever been in. Pulled out and came on his back. He couldn't suck dick very well but made up for it in sluttyness for my cum.

Found a local butterface with a breastfeeding fetish. Went around her house and sucked on tits and drank tit milk while she gave me a handjob lubricated by her milk. She sucked the cum out and I left. Was pretty great.

>Be me 19
post a wild ass ad on craigslist
older druggie Asian Harvard grad replies
tells me to come over and sell her some weed
head to her address its a upscale whilliamsburg loft
cont.....?

have a bunch but heres my first trap story.

>was real horny and cruised the cas encounters section and found a trap that wanted to meet at a local porn shop arcade. emailed and made plans to meet, show up and find her in booth. made out, sucked her dick, ate her asshole, she sucked me and then i fucked her raw dog to trap porn. one guy walked in and jerked off to us fucking and then sucked my dick after i nutted in traps ass.

was a good time

>cont.....?
Always

debaucherous

>first trap story

Is there more?

i fucked 2 more trap escorts...one is domino presley. best $500 ive spent

okay then
>get to her apartment she plays the craigslist games of feeling me out before letting me in.
>get in go to the 5th floor walk into her loft
>white girl peers out through a door then ducks in.
/.she calls for me
>walk into her room shes wearing sheer with her pussy out buying shrooms from some hipster cool guy
>hes trying to get in on the actions and shes rejects him so he leaves.
>Now its just the two of us in her room
cont?

>cont?

Gawrdammit do it

more

Well

>she lies back and spreads her legs
>I pull out a condom and she says shes clean and doesn't like them
>FUCK IT.jpg
>i start fuckinig the soul out of this chick, chocking her hard and calling her a whore
>shes dripping
>i bend her over and take some ice from my starbucks ice tea and shove them into her pussy and ass
>shes screaming but she loves it
>we're exhausted so we take a break .
>go to the bathroom i can hear the white girl in the other room using a vibrator
>dick diamonds i rush back and start fucking her doggy style
>pull out and she immediately turns around and sucks me dry
>lay in bed listening to music for a hour
>im hungry and not trying to feed the bitch so i killl the vibe and leave.
>good times
>aftermath?

네

>aftermath?
Yes

sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/cas/6213675370.html

I now have AIDS

Haha

Second encounter on CL, older guy wanted me to dress up as a trap, stockings and heels and such. I met at his hotel and did it and he went crazy, fucked me without mercy which was great and all but the condom ribbed and he kept pounding away. I was a little freaked out being inexperienced and all. Dude broke contact and wouldnt text me back. About 2months later I wake up with the sweats and a fever of about 103f. Feel like shit for about ten days and go the the doc, swollen lymph nodes and oral thrush. Test positive for hiv.

sounds like fun! I wanna try craigslist for sure

I was living in DC back in 2008, doing an internship. HAD no money at all. Posted on cl platonic that I was looking for someone to bring me some hot chocolate in front of the "devil tower", or the Scottish rite building. Some girl cease crazy enough to come out and bring a pack of hot cocoa. Next night ended up going back to her place close by, sleeping in her bed but never touching her. Too shy.
I ended up sleeping there for the next three months. Internship ended, she begged me to stay but I missed home. I felt guilty about having a girlfriend back home.
Didn't talk to her again. Think about that time in my life sometimes....trying to remember the feeling.

>So it says I am a someone. Which I am.

What's he talking about?

Aw man thats nothing
>use craigslist
>Test postive for hiv

bump

I bought a TV once

>And I post under here. Cause. Phsylogical conditoons are not. Genders
>Casual Encounters

kek

>found a trap that wanted to meet
Pics?

>Be me, 15
>Horny teenager
>Put ad on CL to suck dick and such
>Guys is interested, probably in his thirties
>Lie about my age
>We meet up and he drives us to this place. Don't really remember what the building was, but we went off the side of it onto this trail
>We were pretty in the open but we didn't care because we were horny as hell
>I pull down my pants and whip it out. He sucks my cock for a bit and it feels pretty good but I didn't cum.
>He gets back up so I can suck him
>I get down on my knees and pull down his underwear
>Fuck, he's thick as hell
>Not that big in length tho
>I start to suck him and I'm inexperienced as hell but he's loving it
>after a couple of minutes he starts pushing me down further onto his cock and I start gagging a bit. I can tell he's close.
>He finally shoves my head onto the base of his cock and shoots his load down my throat.
>Slowly his cum
>We quickly get dressed because we thought we heard someone.
>Takes me back to where he picked me up and leaves.
>Go home and jerk off to the thought of it.

That was my first time doing gay shit and I haven't done anything since, but I really want to fuck a guy's ass or suck and get sucked. Totally wanna creampie a guy's butt so bad.

Where are you from?

High Point, North Carolina.

Bump.

Bumping

Story?

That literally was a story.

More like a summary.

>me browsing CL
>find t4m looking for a ride
>answer ad, agree to be driver
>go pick up trans
meh.jpg
>5/10 latin trans in early transition
>play taxi driver
>finish errands, take trans to my place
>get naked on the bed
>start sucking her puffy nipples
>she's moaning
>slid between legs while playing with boobs
>move up and lift her legs
>take aim and go
damnthatwaseasy.gif
>pump away for five minutes
>trans is loving it
>I think about what I am doing
>decide to stop
>trans wants to know why I stopped
> complain of work schedule and being tired
>get dressed, take trans back to where I picked her up
never heard from them again.

>Trans
>Her
Boyo, I've got some bad news for your mentally-ill ass...

nice quads. still gay.

I like to wear women's underwear and suck off truckers.
Of course I'm gay

>them

bump

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I sold a TV once.

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Yeah that's why you're on here cringelord

>Found a chick in casual encounters 5 miles from me
>Hit her up, she replies, we talk
>Says she's 5'4 110 lb
>Meet her at her place
>More like 150 but whatever
>We smoke to relieve some tension
>Start messing around, takes my pants off
>I drop a bottle of muscle relaxers from when my back was fucked
>We both take some
>Continue getting naked
>Few minutes go by and neither of us know what's happening we're so blitzed
>End up watching the first half of Cars 3 times because we can't remember what keeps happening
>Her roommate comes home to us both naked, he flipping my dick around
>Scared look on her face
>I say with half open eyes and a dumb grin "I'm McQueen the Lightman and you wanna join fuck?"
>She yells at her roommate and leaves
>Fall asleep on the couch
>Wake up to hear what happened
>Never use CL again

WHAT?! Only $500 damn

>sucked her dick
>her dick

>Never use CL again
pleb

Come to Raleigh and let's make it happen

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Kinda want to mess with this guy lol

>see ad from older guy
>says he just wants a blow job, no kissing, no fucking
>wife died long ago and just wants to get off
>says he has a reward for the right person
>don't know what "reward" is but feel sorry for the guy so agree to meet with him
>plus I like to suck cock
>he lives at a senior retirement place so figure this can't be too bad
>get to his place and he answers the door in a bathrobe, obvious hard-on in obvious
>go into bedroom and he tells me to kneel down
>opens his robe, puts a hand on the back of my head and pulls it to his cock
>slides it into my mouth and I start blowing him
>smells like dial soap. clean
>doesn't get fully hard but hard and long enough to hit the back of my throat
>we go at it for about 15 minutes, sometimes I take his cock out of my mouth and lick his balls
>eventually he starts fucking my mouth and cums
>more than I expected from an older guy
>he says thanks, hands me $100 and asks if I can come back the following week
>have met up with him almost every week for the past year

THATS nothing either, dude
>read this thread
>get cancer

>Is male.
>Gay.

fuck outa here with this pasta

>>Is male.
>>Gay.
nope

>pasta

bump

>domino presley

>Wrong.
>Is male.
>Gay.

...

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I put up an ad to sell my pool the heater and pump were broken and I couldn't really afford to have them repaired.
>put ad on fb selling it for 200$
>get a hit from a guy saying he would love to buy the pool off of me but has a better deal to offer.
>sends me naked pic of a sexy fit female with marker written on her saying "fuck me for pool?"
>next message says that she'll fuck me while he disassembles pool.
cont.?

...

Yes pls

did you accept that terrible offer?

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>be space lizard
>have human fetish, but don't like to abduct
>put an ad on craigslist saying I'm a furry alien or some shit
>get a reply from this hot chick, 200lb 5' 2" hotty
>mfw she says the costume is too real

moar

bump

My stories aren't worthy of greentexting, but I lost my virginity at 19 to a 35 year old fat Mexican woman. Had another encounter a year later with a white 30 year old. Massive tits. After that I got a 47 year old milf fwb. She was nervous about the age difference at first, but we were screwing every other day for about 4 and a half months. Won't go below 30 years my ass. And finally I met my current gf of 3 years on the women for men section. Not the casual part. She's a bit crazy as you'd probably expect, but she's great and I love her.

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>see m4m ad from guy looking to exchange blow jobs
>been wanting to try this so respond
>we agree to meet at McDonald's parking lot
>walk a mile there cuz young and no car
>he pulls up in SUV. he's heavy set
>can't do it there so he says he knows a place
>drive out to state park
>walk into the woods in the dark
>absolutely no common sense, amirite?
>tells me to suck him off first
>get on my knees, open his pants and take his cock out
>average cock. nothing special
>but he's been working all day and has a musky taste
>start blowing him
>he says "watch the teeth" a couple of times but otherwise things are going good
>says he's going to cum
>always wanted to have a guy shoot in my mouth so I just grunt and keep going
>he grunts, grabs and holds my head
>feel his cock expend and feel his jizz flowing into my mouth
>I start gagging and retching but he keeps my head in place
>he finishes and I pull my head off and start spitting his jizz on the ground while gagging
>his jizz tastes horrible, vile
>I can't get the taste out of my mouth
>I tell him I can't go on. lost any interest in getting off
>we walk back to the car where he hands me some napkins
>drives me back to McD's
>buys me a fruit punch to wash my mouth out
>thanks me for the blow job and leaves
>spend the rest of the night trying to get the taste of his jizz out of my mouth

find an add for understall cock sucking at a high end mall. email guy to meet up and he sends pics, giant uncut cock. get to washroom where he said to meet. hear a knock on the side of the stall, he slides his knees under and an average cut cock pops out under the stall. kinda disappointed because of the false advertisement, suck him anyways. before I know it I hear a knock on the other side and I realize I'm sucking the wrong guy when he slides his cock under. I ended up sucking 11 cocks that day.

sucked on a 70yo cock, and took a golden shower from him at a local park

Most cocks sucked in one?

that was the first and last time I sucked cocks lol, they just kept coming in

>before I know it I hear a knock on the other side and I realize I'm sucking the wrong guy
While you were blowing the first guy?

ya the second guy was the one who posted the ad, he slid his under after ive been blowing the other guy for 5 minutes

What did you do about the first guy when the second guy showed up?

I kept sucking until he came down my throat while I was jerking the second. then as soon as he came I started sucking the other

So many lies in the thread. Fucking CL fiction thread.

People actually fuck, don´t be surprised.

How'd you feel about blowing so many cocks?

I honestly loved it, I felt amazing to bring pleasure to so many people with my mouth

But it was the last time sucking cock?

ya I think ive sucked enough cock for now. Have a gf now

Does she know?

she has no idea, kinda sucks because I know I give better head then she does

>searching m4w
>Find ad for bbw milf willing to host in hotel
>send message, start with flirting, etc
>eventually get to the point of meeting up
>now she can't host in hotel as originally planned
>>fuck it, too horny now, I spring for the room
>No car, so I have to pick her up
>Tells me to pick her up from her home
>Says no worries, husband won't know
>>Say what, first time mentioned you were married
>Literally pull into the driveway and wait for what seems like eternity
>>Scared shitless bruh
>She gets in and small chat begins
>Instead of going out to eat first, she says lets just go to room
>Hug, Kiss, Tongue, Disrobe
>Pussy is soaked, practically dripping
>Good sex...6/10
>Asks me to see her tomorrow at her work
>Tells me she works at a church
>>WTF
>I do, because I'm a heathen
>We walk through the sanctuary to her office
>Nobody around, we fuck on the floor
>Again...6/10
>Have talked about hooking up again, but I've moved on

How do you figure?

>>because ive made 11 guys cum in my mouth, ive cum in previous gfs mouths, but she cant get me to cum

>but she cant get me to cum

yes