I'm a 19 year old virgin. And I'm planning on getting an escort. I know i"'ll never get laid other wise...

I'm a 19 year old virgin. And I'm planning on getting an escort. I know i"'ll never get laid other wise. Is this bad idea? I got a good job so money is no issue. I'm hoping is will make it easier for me to get laid normally after. What should I ask the escort to do?

Shit in your mouth

go for it. act with confidence. Start with kissing, grabing her ass etc.

Oh I was planning on telling her straight up I'm a virgin

>I got a good job so money is no issue.

Get an escort and that could change. Take a shower, spend some of that money on a nice wardrobe. If you're overweight, don't worry about it. Nice clothes and confidence will make women overlook it. Also, get it out of your head that 19 is too old to be a virgin. You're still a teenager, don't put all that pressure on yourself.

If you ignore all that, don't go cheap on the escort. $500 minimum and use a service. Tell her its your first time, don't be shy. She'll make it the night of your life.

Strongly urge you to go with plan A though.

Try for a slightly older escort. Like in the 30s-40s. It may seem weird not going for a teen, but they will likely have more experience and can make the first time a lot less nerve wracking. Then once you have confidence you can get yourself a real girl, or just get any escort. Also dont go for cheap ones. Get moderately prices ones, since they should give better service.

Also 19 is hardly anything to worry about. lot of people are 19 year old virgins.

I got my eyes on a 27 year old. Still tight but experienced. Only reason I'm doing this is because all of friends have gotten laid but me. The last straw was my close buddy that I thought would never get laid managed it

>putting this weird value on getting laid like anything will be different after it happens

When you get older, kids seem so silly.

So anyway anyone with experience with escorts have any tips to make the experience better

Lol kissin hoes

Hiring a hooker in the hopes of making it easier for you to get laid afterward, is like going out in the dumpster behind a five-star restaurant for some infected filet mignon in the hopes of getting you used to some perfectly good McDonald's

man you're only 19. wait summore. you could just fall into a vagina one day by accident

Do it. If it improves your confidence etc. you have nothing to lose.

I've seen tons of guys waste their 20s trying to get some stupid bitch.

invest yourself into your career, and hire bitches, rather than waste your limited time on regular women.

That's basically my plan at this point. Don't want kids or wife just sex

actual good restaurants are michelin 3 stars, what are you going by the amount of stars or google or yelp? lots of mcdonalds get like 10 star ratings on those sites cause plebs are like 'fries were warm and salty and the server winked at me' and since mcdonalds is like irradiated apocalypse food its still gonna be like at least 5 stars when it hits the dumpster

you tried to come off all smart and sophisticated but congrats, haven't seen someone play themselves this hard in probably forever

Just dropping by to let you know getting an escort will make no difference in your life as far as getting laid goes. All that will change is now youve had sex and will feel bad because you're not getting it

Good day sir

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>$500 minimum
>on your first time
That's $500 for a minute of sex. That's IF OP doesn't bust his nut before sticking it in completely.

Look for the cheapest legal escort you can, OP. Doesn't matter if she's chubby, just get it over with so you can stop hating yourself. Just know, doing it once with an escort isn't going to make you last longer with a girl you're romantically interested in.

No, its a good idea. Pick the best looking one you can find, and have fun. Tell her you're a virgin. She's a professional, and will take good care of you.

Yes I know I'm doing this I want to get it over with the curiosity is killing me. But if it makes me more confident after then that's a bonus. Cause I'm not ugly or fat but or a loner. But whenever I talk to a girl I like all I wanna do is fuck but I can't course I'm autistic

Auto correct just fucked me

Go for it man, i lost my virginity to an escort and she was super chill about it. It didn't really help me with anything about talking to girls but whatever, it was still a nice experience, I mean some of the girls that do this shit are actually pretty cool people.

on the bright side... at least you got fucked.
I predict you'll regret paying for a whore.

Do it dude. Raw dog it and cum in her pussy.
I believe in you.

Stop browsing Sup Forums if you want to get laid

Youre literally gonna get addicted to hookers you inexperienced faggot

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No I won't just a one time thing to get it over with