/Heem/ Kelsey's Edition

> (OP)
>Upcoming events:
>1/27: Bellator 171 - Guillard vs Njokuani
>1/28: EFN 58 - Machev vs Brandao
>1/28: UFC on Fox 23 - Pena vs Shevchenko
>1/29: Submission Underground 3 - Danis vs Agazarm
>2/4: UFC FN 104 - Bermudez vs Jung
>2/10: LFA 3 - Spann vs Giles
>2/11: UFC 208 - Holm vs De Randamie
>2/17: LFA 4 - Aguilar vs Barcelos
>2/18: Bellator 172 - Mitrione vs Emelianenko
>2/19: UFC FN 105 - Browne vs Lewis
>2/24: Glory 38 - Vakhitov vs Cavalari
>2/24: LFA 5 - Edwards vs Townsend
>2/25: WSOF 35 - Ivanov vs Jordan
>3/3: Bellator 174 - Coenen vs Budd
>3/4: UFC 209 - Woodley vs Thompson 2
>3/5: EBI 11 - The Welterweights
>3/11: UFC FN 106 - Gastelum vs Belfort
>3/11: ACB 53 - Khalidov vs Barnatt
>3/18: UFC FN 108 - TBA
>Previous thread: →
>News:
>Jones calls out Ortiz
mmamania.com/2017/1/23/14358090/ufc-jon-jones-rips-tito-ortiz-bellator-jv-win-challenges-bad-boy-future-grappling-match-mma
>McMann vs Carmouche set for UFC FN 105
twitter.com/mma_kings/status/823668565828141057
>Lewis vs Browne now headlines UFC FN 105
mmajunkie.com/2017/01/travis-browne-vs-derrick-lewis-now-headlines-ufc-fight-night-105-in-halifax
>Rony Jason vs Jeremy Kennedy added to UFC FN 106
mmajunkie.com/2017/01/rony-jason-vs-jeremy-kennedy-added-to-ufc-fight-night-106-in-brazil

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mmajunkie.com/2017/01/derrick-lewis-now-headlines-ufc-fight-night-105-in-halifax
mmajunkie.com/2017/jeremy-kennedy-added-to-ufc-fight-night-106-in-brazil
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twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Yoel Romero

First for Bob Sapp

S*haub=God

For me, it's the Punch Burger©

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OP here, Made this thread from my phone to avoid thread wars, sorry for poor format won't happen again

Upcoming events:

1/27: Bellator 1vs Njokuani
1/28: EFN 8 - Machev
1/28: UFC on - Pena vs
1/29: Submission Underground vs Agazarm
2/4: UFC FN 104 vs Jung
2/10: LFA 3 - Spann vs
2/11: UFC 20vs De Randamie
2/17: LFA 4 - Aguilar vs
2/18: Bellator 17vs Emelianenko
2/19: UFC FN vs Lewis
2/24: Glory 3vs Cavalari
2/24: LFA 5 vs Townsend
2/25: WSOF 35vs Jordan
3/3: Bellator 174 - vs Budd
3/4: UFC 209 - vs Thompson 2
3/5: EBI 11 - Telterweights
3/11: UFC FN 10 vs Belfort
3/11: ACB 5 vs Barnatt
3/18: UFC FN- TBA

Previous thread: →

News:

>Jones calls out Ortiz
mmamania.com/2017/1//ufc-jon-jones-rips-tito-ortiz-bellator-jv-win-challenges-bad-boy-future-grappling-match-mma

>McMann vs Carmouche set for UFC FN 105
twitter.com/mma_kings/565828141057

>Lewis vs Browne now headlines UFC FN 105
mmajunkie.com/2017/01/derrick-lewis-now-headlines-ufc-fight-night-105-in-halifax

>Rony Jason vs Jeremy Kennedy added to UFC FN 106
mmajunkie.com/2017/jeremy-kennedy-added-to-ufc-fight-night-106-in-brazil

yeah but if you didn't, there'd be no war at all cause only mohammed would post his

But we can't have that, that same old photoshopped McGregor pic is very old

dude wife lmao

I love this thread

#ThePredator

hulk hogan

stop bullying adan
he did nothing wrong except for reposting a joke on reddit
oh, and trying to murder some people
nevermind

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the no comment comment always kills me

aint no cuck but its like he's implying some mom and daughter shit

or I just have spent enough time on Sup Forums to understand how a cuck thinks

Rorion Gracie (English /ˈhɔəri.ɒn ˈɡreJsi/; Portuguese: [ˈʁɔɾjõ ˈɡɾejsi]; born 1952) is a Brazilian American Gracie Jiu-Jitsu Grand Master, a prominent member of the Gracie family, writer, publisher, producer, lecturer, and the co-founder of the Ultimate Fighting Championship. He is the oldest son of Hélio Gracie[2] and one of the few people in the world to hold a 9th degree red belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu,[3] and is widely recognized as the man responsible for introducing Gracie/Brazilian Jiu-jitsu to the United States and the world.

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OFFICIAL UFC.COM POUND FOR POUND FIGHTER POWER RANKINGS


1 Demetrious Johnson
2 Conor McGregor
3 Daniel Cormier
4 Jose Aldo
5 Cody Garbrandt
6 Joanna Jedrzejczyk
1
7 Stipe Miocic
1
8 Dominick Cruz
9 Tyron Woodley
10 Michael Bisping
11 Amanda Nunes
12 TJ Dillashaw
2
13 Max Holloway
1
14 Khabib Nurmagomedov
1
15 Luke Rockhold

Portions dip*

So who do you think won this fight lads?

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you used a capital on /heem/ you idiot lol

Dude your famous sperg LMAO bud

BASED
A
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Dude your lonely lmao, bud

>CHALLENGE
>CHALLENGE
>CHALLENGE

NAME 100 MEN WHO COULD DEFEAT BRENDAN P. SCHAUB IN 1 V 1 UNARMED COMBAT.

I will wait.

This is a real thread

Maybe someday I'll have a pregnant sister to photograph

>Every current UFC HW
>Every current UFC LHW
>Every current UFC MW

Thats like 150 poeple

or maybe you'll die alone whichever really

Forgot to mention
>No replies typed with cheetoh fingers will be considered

You sound upset buddeh, accept this autism you are well known for

>No one used Adan's thread for the 2nd time in a row

Lol

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What's with the 1's before and after Stiopic ?

We don't want u to heem urself

i smiled when i typed that though

and khalabeeba too

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Lol you're sad!

it's copy pasted from ufc.com
it's the little number that indicates how many positioned they moved up/down by
the arrow didn't get copied though

lazy

Italybro, could you call Stud Radio with us tomorrow? We need non merricans to call in to throw em off

Come on guys, who do you think won?

*doesnt let you get close*

I don't get why they switched Stiopic with Joanna since neither of them had a fight in that time

*blocks your path on purpose*

Which fighter has the fattest hog on them?

once again, how do I call them?
also why would it throw them off?

Posting in the One True Thread.

They have a number on liveatream, it will throw em off hearing a bunch of euros call in thinking that's their only fanbase

MMA IS NOT A REAL SPORT YOU ARE ALL FUCKING DORKS!

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probably not gonna do it la
calling an american number would cost a shitload
also I have an american accent

welp dockie made a new thread and you guys used it even though you know what he does and now look

MMA IS NOT A REAL SPORT YOU ARE ALL FUCKING DORKS!

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>Tfw your filter game is strong

Thanks based CS degree

Nate would lose to Khabib pretty badly

fake science!

>tfw -4 inch (?) penis

You've got a vagina bro
Nope, its legit I got in off CNN

>mma is not a real sport you are all fucking dorks
get a dog bro

How did he get such a hot girl while looking like a deformed skeleton?

It's called taking broken goods

holloway is probably extroverted. even uggo extroverts get great girls and make the beautiful autists like us jelly

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Valentina
Masvidal
Arlovski
Caceres

>that oxidated lettuce
>that brown tomato
>too much cheese
>shitty looking bread

Fucking Jose Aldo, such a loser.

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Remember when this stupid faggot cried on his own show cause he got reprimanded for fucking with someones private business? Now he has the nerve to charge people money for an interview, why can't this money grubbing nose go cover bellator. Sick of this faggot and his terrible questions/drama.

don't listen to him

>Valentina Shevchenko
>Jorge Masvidal
>Francis "My wife's bull and my wife's son's father" Ngannou
>Alex Caceres

don't watch his show then

i don't but he always sticks his nose in the press conferences with terrible questions and is now doing this stupid interview

you're a whiny bitch

Leave Ariel alone you fucking sperg, all you did was talk shit last thread. He asks good questions fatass John Morgan won't ask and has a weird chemistry with fighters such as Rampage,Reem, and few others we all like to see. TLDR eatshit

Didn't some goof started collecting picks for that event already ?
Anyways

Peńa
Cerrone
Ngannou
Knight

he's 6'4, wealthy and would probably dominate you irl. how does that make you feel

I didn't think he was 6'4"

I wasn't in the last thread you fucking retard
did i hurt your feelings ariel

Damn Caceres vs Knight is such a gangster fight

Ultra high spicy potential there

he isn't, he's probably more like 6'1"

he's not idk how tall he is. thanks for making me look dumb in font of the lads

And to just think Caceras ALMOST Beat Faber and ruined the Pettis meme that is Sergio

sorry dude

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1485217586729.webm
>Mike Goldberg was never my friend

who is your favorite female fighter and why?

Joanna. Crisp technical striking.

Tell me another jackal story

GSP is transitioning lads.

Where will the UFC be in one year?

hahahahaahaha all those broke ass bums thinking they are hot shit

King Conor would knock you all out you silly fucks, better not talk shit or ull get hit

got it? now shut your mouth and fuck off!

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Begging Brock Lesnar to headline a PPV

why would they beg him when he makes millions of dollars to do it

Make sure you downvote cuck thomas on reddit, he gets super mad

>going to reddit

>he has account on reddit

Make sure to stay on reddit so I don't have to see your posts on here