What's the gayest thing you've ever done?

What's the gayest thing you've ever done?

fuked ur dad

Mutual masturbation

sucked a dudes dick in a car then he sucked mine. I instantly gagged on the precum so his bj lasted like 5 seconds kek. Still blew me till i came and then jerked himself off while my flaccid dick was in his mouth till he came. Shit was not cash but he swallowed. Fucking faggot

Hooked up with a dude and took his cock up my ass

Came in my mouth

I'm not sure which is gayer you tell me

When I was like 13-14 me and a buddy fapped to some softcore hbo porno stuff, but at the time it didn't even occur to me that this could be kinda gay. There was NO checking out eachothers dicks it was literally just fapping to some softcore porn in the same room.

In the last couple years I've tried to force myself to watch/cum to gay porn to try to see if it is...fulfilling? satisfying? Idk I've been very strongly attracted to girls since puberty but a bunch of people in my life have thought I was and/or wanted me to be gay so i figure the only way to know is to stare at it in it's fucking face

I was OP once.

Respond to this thread

Started a thread.
In reality though, I do have a male FWB now. Shit's pretty cash.

>>had sex with you're mom in missionary position no condom in hope for procreation.

/thread

This is too far.

1st id alot gayer you guys are fags

Stop looking at gay porn.

No.

Got curious when I was in college. Didn't want to risk people finding out so I took to CL and looked for a married couple that wanted to add a bi guy to the bedroom.

Met a couple in their early 30s and let him fuck me while she watched. It wasn't just a quick fuck either. We made out, blew each other and had a really good time.

Kept things going with them for about two years until I graduated. It was mostly with him but every now and then I'd fuck the wife as well.

Met up with a cute twink here in Melbourne when I was like 17, got to 69 and other lewd stuff like that

I've done this very same thing in first story, it didn't occur to me it being homo but whatever there never was any looking or touching it was just jerking off to the same shitty porn

Got spitroasted by two fat guys, while I was laying on top of another. The one that was fucking my ass had a thick cock. The one I was laying on had a tiny one. I jerked him off until he came, which made the other two cum in my ass and mouth. Shit was cash

Fell in love with a man.

Pretty fucking gay

yeah I mean it was just not gay... I can only speak for myself but I was watching the porn and thinking about, fantasizing about the porn. I couldn't get those channels at my house lol. My buddy could have been there or not and it wouldn't have changed the situation.

shower with other guys and help/wash them

I vape a lot

Alright bitches keep the thread open if you wanna hear more I've got a few but this is my gayest thus far with someone else I reckon

>Be me, 18/19 y/o Just finished school going into university
>Be furfag (fuck off everyone needs a kink queer boy) come across traps, gfur and the like before, read through crossplatorm comic by hardblush (bunny loses bet with friends during video game session, dresses up as a chick, gets fucked)
>Me and best friend since middle school see each other almost every day, one day walking home notice council clean up (people shove rubbish on their curb, the local government organises a few garbo's with bigger trucks than usual to haul whatever bullshit you put out)
>As always we dig through each pile along the street, basically brand new tv, bunch of video games, a canister of high strength acid, bunch of bottles to break and some weed (shit stuff hidden in a draw clearly thrown out by accident)
>absolute score from first 4 houses so we keep looking, next few houses have fuck all. Last one has suitcases full of cloths, lots of random shit, I'm making art in Uni at the time so steal some material that I could use.
>Open next suitcase, full of womens clothes but like crazy sexy shit, panties, corsets, stockings, lacy, leather, pvc/latex. Proper "I'm trying to save my marriage" shit. Steal the whole case (put some of the other crap in for ease of transport)
>We get back to my place, start smoking the weed, realise its absolute shit tier but figure play the games and be happy. New TV works great, most games are decent and unscratched.
>We usually make stupid bets with each other when playing games or whatever (loser gets food, loser makes dinner, loser eggs the neighbour's house etc) banal shit.
>He starts off with loser gets food from the fridge
>He loses, begrudginly gets food from fridge
>Upping the ante I bet him the loser has to put on one of the outfits we just found
>kek's had but we go along with the bet

Should I continue?

I used my girlfriends loofah to scrub my ass and I didn't use soap, and I didn't tell her either.

continue your faggotry

intrigued. go on user

bump, i expect juicy deets

Roger that faggots

>We play another game (halo I think) He's trying really hard to win this time, I kick his ass handily
>"Alright fuck lord, go get changed, my parents won't be home for hours yet"
>He basically refuses, keeps chickening out.
>Bet him the same two more times, best of three or double or nothing. He agrees each time
>Loses both times
>Still refuses like a bitch
>Fine be a faggot
>We play some more, have a few drinks, smoke the rest of the shit weed, Not high or drunk, barely even buzzed, just a usual afternoon
>He says he's getting tired so I go to my bedroom while he stays in the spare room
>Get text 5 minutes later "sorry about chickening out, don't hate me"
>"Fuck off bitch like I'd hate you over that, just quit chickening out, I'd have done it it would have been funny"
>"Fine then do it"
>"Ahh but I didn't lose did I princess. But what the hell, you put on atleast the panties and a bar and I'll chuck on some shit my ex left here"
>Ex gf had made me buy her a corset and g-string set but broke up with me before we could use them
>Get changed but put regular clothes on over the top (incase he chickened out again)
>I come in he's in a tshit with the blankets pulled up
> He complains "You didn't dress up"
>Start pretending to do a sexy strip tease whilst quietly laughing my ass off.
>Realise half way through I'm in a corset and Gstring and that this isn't a pretend sexy strip tase anymore. Get a bit embarrassed but still strip off completely
>He's just staring shy not saying anything
>"So did you dress up too fag"
>He pulls down the covers he's in a pair of the panties, he's blushing and already hard
>"Geez getting a boner over me already"
>I walk out laughing and go back to bed
>Already a text message on my phone when I get back in bed, Not had time to get changed "Fuck your cock looked hot in that gstring, you're big, I wanna suck you"
>Get a little hard thinking about it but no idea what to reply back. I had meant this all as a joke

good shit user, but hopefully i'm not the only one reading this

Bump for more

another bump, where did this lead

proceed

friend and me jerked each other off when we were drunk

>About to reply when I hear a knock on my door and it slowly open
>Well shit this is happening I guess
> dude walks in with pink frilly panties on, erection straining and a wet patch on the front. sits his ass down on my bed
> I pull the covers back as i'm taking the corset off
>He reached over and rubbs my junk, the gstring basically ruined from being stretched
>"Fuck now I know why (Ex gf) liked you so much"
>"Yeah she liked it plenty, So I dunno about this maybe just jerk each other off or something" I'm having second thoughts but very clearly horny as shit.
>he's already taking my dick out and stroking it not listening to me at all
>I tentatively pull his out of the panties, It's small, smaller than I was expecting but not bad at all.
>I run my hand up and down it, it's insanely hard inside but has a soft coating, slightly tingling and throbbing in my hand
>man this is gay.. the fuck
>just as I think that he leans over and tries to shove my whole dick in his mouth, gets about halfway and coughs alittle
>ok so that happened..
>still kind of mesmerised by the feel of his dick. soft yet crazy hard, precum leaking from the top a tonne (I don't precum at all so its a new experience for me) start lubing him up with it.
>The whole room smells of dick, it's intoxicating
>He's sucking away, licking around the head, given up on trying to deep throat me after a few tries
>nerves getting the better of me "So this is gay as shit... are you like secretly a fag or something?"
>He's not talking just going to town on me, so I keep jerking him.
>he's throbbing and getting thicker in my hand, reckon he's gonna cum. shit he must be really enjoying this
>Alright buddy if thats what you need
>"so you really like sucking my big fucken dick aye? you love my huge cock in your mouth? Maybe I should fuck you in the ass next"
>He stops sucking.. fuck did I cross a line? maybe he's not gay?
>His cock starts spasming, my hand is suddenly wet
>nawww, what a hoe

When i was younger i sucked my cousins dick while he was asleep once

went to thailand and didn't bang any shemales

moar?

glad people are enjoying the story, we ain't done yet

>He groans and says something muffled by my dick
>I just laugh and keep stroking his softening cock gently, playing with the cum.
>Shit, I think I enjoyed that alittle, am I fucking gay?
>He's still slobbering on my dick trying harder to get me off.
>Got them stagefright nervs "Look I don't think it's gonna happen for me bro, I'm enjoying it so I'm not gonna say stop but I've never had a girl get me off with her mouth, I doubt you could, no offense"
>"mmn gmmnnnuh chrryy"
>Well shit nigga, A for effort, you go little buddy
>He keeps sucking for a solid 10 minutes, enjoyable but just ain't doing it
>he stops complaining about sore jaw (sorry my dude) says he has an idea
>He jumps off the bed and grabs my laptop
>"Load up the hottest BJ porn you have"
>I got a better idea fag boy, Loads up the crossplatorm comic. That gay furry crossdressing one that is basically what just fucking happened to us
>he's confused as fuck but starts jerking me as we read it
>"You fucking planned this!"
>"Oh yeah I planned finding sexy outfits in coucil clean up and you begging to suck my dick after seeing me in a gstring.."
>"oh...."
>"Yeah oh.. Now keep jerking I'm close and this is ridiculous enough without the commentary"
>He jerks like his life depends on it
>"So who am I in this comic?"
>"Well you certainly aren't the horse.."
>he looks sad but tries harder to get me off as if to prove me wrong
>gets close, I start groaning and grabbing the sheets
>He lunges down mouth open onto my dick
>Blow my load straight into his throat
>He chokes,coughs and spits against it
>"Yeah dumb idea but I appreciate the sentiment"
>"*cough cough choke* thanks *cough"
>We stay chatting in the bed for a bit, my cum still on his face, his cum still on my hand alittle (I wiped most of it off)
>He goes back to his room saying maybe we'll do it again. I can't help but sniff my hand, his cum stinks like chlorine
>Feels weird

What a faggot!

Are you my cousin? My first ever bj (and 2nd) was done by a cousin when I was pretending to be asleep. Thing is I was sharing a room with 3 others, I still don't know for certain which one it was.

>Not sure if gay or just turned on by ridiculous taboo situation

Spend some time considering if gay or atleast bi, do some more shit with best friend, go down crossdressing rabbit hole a little, confused experimentation for a while.
Fast forward a year later, the friend literally wouldn't talk to me, he's become massively homophobic asshole (find out from other friends later that he'd fucked guys and sucked off dudes at parties in highschool so I definitely wasn't his first) gets into drugs, disappears from the area entirely. Still not sure where he is to this day. seen him three more times since then. Craziness.

Nah famalam i did it when we were both sleeping in the loving room by ourselves

When i was still young and bathed with my older bro we sucked eachother off in the tub.

>loving room
Ah bless.

Wanna greentext that shit? I'm almost tempted to write my experience. Trouble is there was an age difference and I don't think that shit flies here. Don't wanna get in trouble.

Sucked and got fucked by a tranny in Amsterdam
She had a huge cock and it was my first time
I really wanna do it again

Touched and sucked each others dicks with a couple friends when I was little. I regret it constantly and it's a continuous source of shame for me but it seems like it's at least somewhat common.

Fucked my roommate in college freshman year

Had a threesome with an old fuckbuddy and her husband
>Blew him while she rimmed me
>Got fucked in the ass while she watched and played with herself
>Got an anal creampie
>She rimmed me right after while he spread my ass for her
>She sat on my cock and fed me his cum
>Rode me until I came inside
>Ate her cum-filled pussy while she held my head down and her husband worked a toy into my ass.
>Sloppily kissed them both and fed my cum back to them after she climaxed
>Fooled around in the shower afterwards and went to bed
>DP'd and came all over her the following morning

You will get over it, you just need to distance yourself from the event. You must still be young.

I recently let a 30 year old felony sex offender suck me off, am 19

Kek unintentional and sure thing user

>be me
>10-12 years old cant remember exact age
>cousin 2 years younger than me
>we were pretty close(still are even tho he doesnt know i sucked him off)
>we got along pretty well so we always had sleepovers
>we would play games or watch tv and fall asleep
>one might he stays over and i couldn't sleep
>after a while i got curious and wondered if his dick looked like mine
>even at that age i knew i was doing and risky shit
>initiate stealthmode.exe
>i creep over to the foam mattress he was sleeping on and slowly and methodically pulled off the covers
>fuck that was the easy part
>proceed to shimmy his shorts off
>only pulled them down enough to see his dick
>it reminded me of a cross between a fire hydrant and a traffic cone
>started touching it and playing with the head
>got more curious and sniffed it
>with my face being so close to it i decided to lick it
>wasnt bad tbh so i kept licking it and tried sucking it like i had seen in nudie mags
>started jerking it while still sucking it
>got paranoid and kept hearing bump in the night type noises
>fuck it im already here, not stopping now
>kept blowing him will constantly checking my surroundings
>unfortunately he never got hard and i just kept sucking on limp noodle
>it was one of the most exhilerating expierences for the sole fact that i knew if i got caught my life would be forever changed
>througout that night i kept going back and licking/sucking his dick
>got tired around 3 am
>went to sleep contemplating my life and the seediness of what i had done
>mfw that still wasnt the first time i sucked a family members dick
>i believe thos exp lead me to fellatiate a younger family member a couple years later

I have read that one, it is part of the Cocktails series.

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i lost odds and kissed my coworker

>playing video games with friend while sitting on couch
>his parents aren't home, so we are all by ourselves
>get horny while he is playing
>say "if you lose again I will sit on your lap"
>he replies "ha I bet you will not"
>he loses, so I sit on his lap
>"if you lose again you have to get your pants of"
>"only if you do"
>loses obviously on purpose
>I stand up asking him to get his pants of
>he does, so do I
>we both now are in boxers, while I sit on him
>I can feel his dick getting bigger and harder through my boxers
>I get even hornier
>say to him "perhaps you should get your boxer of to"
>"nah thank you"
>"you have to if you don't kill 100 enemies in 10 seconds"
>obviously impossible
>"I will only get my boxers of if you do it too"
>I complie and stand up, getting ready to show him my ass while getting my boxers of
>he does too, trying to hide his dick
>I sit on his dick once again
>he puts the controller to the side and grabs my hips pushing me back and forth
>I also move, rubbing his dick with my ass
>we change positions frequently, putting his legs on the outside or the other way around

We don't look at each other, I hope you understand that. Like, he faces the TV and me too, while all this shit goes down.

>when changing 'position' I grab his dick rubbing it on my asshole
>he doesn't like it and want me to just sit on it instead
>so I rub my ass again on his sick while gently touching his balls
>his hand moves forward and he is grabbing my dick stroking it for a second before putting his hands back on my hips
>he pushes me away, I stand up
>he says he is ready and picks up his pants and boxers and goes out the room to the toilet
>I sit back on couch and start masturbating
>blow the biggest load I ever had
>after two minutes he comes back in acting like nothing happened

We just played video games for the rest of the day.
Mfw when he stand up and left to masturbate since he didn't want to cum on my ass

wow dude, crazy as fuck

Do anything else with this guy?

Yeah that's the one. pretty hot really

I know right. Had I known how it would have ended I would have gone all in and fucked the guy but instead I was playing it slow thinking that we'd be experimenting for a long time

my only gay thing (other than reading this thread) was fucking the VP of HR for my company. kind of a big leap to gayness, no?

Yep, Thx user. I can relate.

I was on my way to the bathroom when my dog suddenly blocked my way, so I gave him a quick pet and continued towards the bathroom. I had made it and started to let go when I realized I had gotten some of his fur on my dick. It must've been from letting him and the touching my dick to urinate, but at that moment I realized that I was literal scum of the Earth, a Faggot if you will.

a faggot AND a furry.

read your gay thread

Here's the other side of things

> go to family wedding outta town
> dad drives us for two days, arrive at uncles
> he has a big house, lotsa bedrooms which means random family members staying there
> I'm put in charge of the boys room, am 17 and the oldest by at least 4 years
> there's 3 others in
> I protest coz I want my own space and privacy
> ask to sleep in lounge but parents shut me down
> I'm a responsible guy, they're putting me in that room to make sure the others get to sleep and dont talk all night
> decide its only two nights i can handle it
> first night they are sent to bed at 930
> I turn in about 11, they're still awake talking and laughing
> i chat with them for a while but their conversations are retarded. tell em its time to shut up and sleep
> things go quiet and soon I hear sighs yawns and snores
> I'm getting exhausted too after a big day travelling but nerves about tomorrow keeping me awake. Am not good with social situations and a wedding is perfect place to spill spaghetti in front of hot chicks
> close to dozing off I feel pressure on the end of the bed, takes a while to register but realize its a hand on my foot
> ????
> first thought is to kick it away but decide to leave it, probably one of them making his way to the bathroom
> no that doesn't make sense, the hand is still there
> I'm a bit more alert now and wondering what's going on
> hmmm. creepy. Is someone sleep walking or confused which bed theyre meant to be in?
> pretend to be asleep and let out a couple light snores
> eyes open a little but no point, the room is pitch black, i wear glasses anyway, can only make out shadows
> feel some more movement, that pressure is now on the side of the bed- right beside me
> fuck what is going on here? Getting freaky creepy
> then feel a hand on the sheet, just resting on my stomach
> ok that's interesting. imma gonna lie here, see what develops
> hand starts to travel. South.
> now its stopped on my junk

Tbc

> fingers over the sheet gently playing around my cock and balls
> not expecting this
> and also- who the fuck is doing this??
> never ever had someone touch me there. Part of me knows I need to stop this, but it feels so good I wanna let it continue a little
> bloods pouring into my peen, nothing I can do to stop hard on
> this hand keeps at it, is playing all over my crotch
> my dicks now standing up. His fingers starts doing a weird thing of just massaging the tip. I've never fapped myself like this and it feels amazing
> well aware this isn't right. Have a cousin thinking im asleep and molesting me. But again, this is my 1st experience, the sensation is incredible I don't wanna stop this happening
> sheet gets pushed a bit and that hand fumbles around. Fingers have made contact with my boxers
> they reach inside, we have skin on skin contact. This hand has found my cock
> fingers wrapped itself around my shaft
> he starts tugging
> OK he's a bold l little fucker
> light pressure but good speed, this is fucking nice
> I am liking this, I shouldn't be but I can't help it
> Getting fapped by someone else feels different
> we 'pulls' it out of my underwear
> a few minutes pass, mostly fapping occasionally playing with my balls
> all while I keep perfectly still and let him
> that's it for me decide I'm going to let this take its course.
> I'm that worked up, so horny this can only go one way. If he keeps this up much longer it WILL end up in cum. Decide I'm fine with this, its about time someone else made me shoot my load
> I'm not going to move, I don't want to freak him out and think if I make any response he will probably run back to bed
> his fist keeps pumping my dick, has got a good rhythm and there's no real variation, its just a straight up hand job.
> am lying there enjoying every moment of the 1st sexual experience of my life
> hand lets go of my cock
> something else going on now he's moving around, seems he's getting more comfortable

Anyone in IN want their dick sucked? I just wanna try it.

> hand goes back on and settles around the base of my dick
> OK good get back to wanking me off mate
> and then suddenly a different sensation
> shit not sure what's happening at first, soft feeling on my head
> a soft, wet, rhythmic pressure
> fuck this is licking!
> this is a tongue!
> he's getting a taste of my dick
> shit just got real
> and then as if that wasn't good enough I sense warm pressure on my cock. Going from the tip down my shaft a little then back up
> the pressure returns down my shaft again, then again, and again
> i can't believe this
> I'm getting a bj, he is actually sucking me off
> everything has gone into orbit
> I thought the fapping felt great, well, having a warm mouth latch itself onto my cockhead takes it to a whole new level
> its an intense feeling, feels so good it almost hurt
> open my eyes a little again, no can't see a thing
> but shit which one is this? I've got no clues. Which one of these guys is blowing me? And why?
> oh fuck who cares just enjoy it mate, its so wrong but you didn't start it, he's not doing anything he doesn't wanna do, and again, you're actually getting sucked off for the first time in your life, you can't pass up this opportunity
> just lie back and make the most of it
> focus on the fact I've got a willing mouth firmly attached to my penis.
> These lips moving up and down over the head are having an effect. Can feel pressure building up everywhere
> so this is sex eh? It might 'only' be a bj but it still counts as sex.
> I'm slowly moving my hips up, just to feed him that little bit more of my dick each time his mouth goes down
> we keep this up this rhythm
> am getting real worked up and my balls are getting ready to go
> I don't wanna cum though, I just wanna experience these lips working my cock as long as possible
> that mouth is doing wonders as he bobs up and down on my hard on
> he's obviously enjoying it too
> its just way too good, I'll be shooting soon whether I want to or not

I fucked a tranny ... Then let it fuck me. Case closed

> just a little longer though, I concentrate to make my balls hold fire for that little bit more
> no I can't hold it. its brewing up
> that's it I'm gonna cum, I can't stop it now
> in fact I get no warning, I'm away
> I let out a moan, can't help it
> he makes a gasp and I hear a whimper, he's keeping his mouth on me
> my back and legs shudder I let out an uggh and before I realize it I'm filling this mouth with cum
> It fires out of my dick faster than it ever has before
> I hear a slurping noise
> is keeping his lips firmly on my dick
> I pump another two loads straight into him
> my first time ever offloading into another persons body
> theres still another couple big strands coming, he takes his mouth off me and sits up while I shoot some more
> he tried, obviously more of it than he could handle
> his hand is still on my base, holding it tight, the rest of my spoof fires straight up, fuck knows where its landing
> a few more stragglers go, and then I feel some of it slowly trickling down my shaft
> Jesus this feels good
> there's no words to describe it
> still pretending to be asleep I lie there trying to process it
> I've had a hand job, a blow job to completion, have no idea who it is, but they have their hand still on my cock and some of my cum in their mouth
> last thing i expected to happen tonight.
> my breathing is shallow but I throw in a few more fake snores
> this after cum feeling is great. Actually feel relaxed. Could lie like this forever.
> he's still holding onto it, now massaging my cum all over my dick. Again not something I would do but it still feels ok
> he's made me sleepy
> hand goes off my cock
> slowly he shuffles off the bed, I hear a few sneaky steps fumbling in the dark and he jumps back into his own bed
> I lay there in my own wet warm mess trying to figure exactly what happened.
> fall asleep quickly, out like a log

One more post coming.

Sitting next to a gay man right now, pretty close enough imho desu

>What's the gayest thing you've ever done?

Clicked on one of the hundreds of Jew faggot contamination threads on Sup Forums. About a year ago the faggot threads ramped way up beyond anything believably organic. This is scripted Jew faggot contamination meant to fuck Sup Forums over.

MOVE IT TO /FAG/

In the morning it took me a while to wake up, these guys were already up and about. I had nothing really to do with them, their parents were ordering them around, getting them to do shit, usual pre wedding stuff. I didn't get to speak to any of them and none of them came up to me. But I looked each of them in the eye, trying to figure out which one of them had joined me in bed last night. I got no clues, honestly couldn't figure it out. And as far as the culprit knew, he thought he got away with it. He was probably looking at me thinking, I've sucked that guys cock and he has no idea.

In case you are wondering. Next day had last nights experience playing on my mind. Thinking about it all day turned me on. After the wedding. I didnt get to back til midnight, had a couple beers in me showered and straight to bed. Felt bolder. Jumped under the sheets naked, worked myself up and hoped and waited for some movement. Lay there quietly fapping hoping for some company. I definitely wasn't going to go looking for it, but if it wanted to come to me I was not going to say no.

And yep someone climbed into bed with me, I had a hard on waiting for him and the sheet already pushed aside. He found my dick already hard and his mouth went straight to sucking it. Felt even better 2nd time around. I just let him do whatever he wanted, he kept me in his mouth mostly. Was a bit drunk, so it lasted longer, I was completely naked, which made it feel hotter. Lay there in the dark letting this kid clean my cock and balls, he seemed to be enjoying the experience as much as i was. When it was obvious I was cumming he kept his mouth on my head and took my load. There was less this time and he managed to drink most of it. He then sat up, put the sheet over my dick and went back to his own bed.

Next day everyone went their separate ways. And to this day theres a question I still don't know the answer to
> who was the first person I had sex with?
> probably best I never find out

>be me
>16
>at party, everyone is drunk
>me and my best friend end up with one chick alone in room
>she tells us if we want to fuck her we have to kiss first
>it was dark
>pretend to kiss
>she thinks we did it for real
>fuck her

Was it gay though?

Looked at your thread and replied to (you).

mmf is pretty gay bro

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I vaped once

I let an old man (55) watch me (19) jerk off

But it wasn't like we were both in her at the same time

Got gangbanged by strangers

I see varg is the newest forced meme.

Maybe you should go suck a log of shit. Over and over. Like that other faggot that keeps trying to force that stupid fucking meme.

>which one of these guys is blowing me? And why?
>ive sucked that guys cock and he has no idea

I dont know why but the way you worded this made my sides burst

I have more stories regarding gay incest but i cant post right now, got court.

Ill be back on around 9:30-10. Ill make a new thread, keep an eye out

bought a miata to easily visit my gf.
gf broke up with me.
decided to try new sexthings.
met with a cl dude.
mutual sucking.
he fucked me.
did like the sucking. didn't like the dude. not attracted to dudes at all. just sometimes a dick.
when leaving saw a picture of the guy.
>and his miata.
fucking hate my miata eversince.

>Be me
>Go to Sup Forums
>Random thread
>See what I think is a hot woman
>Actually is man
Scarring experience

y'all gay af

Kissing and fingering another chick

>I dont know why but the way you worded this made my sides burst

Thanks bro. Glad you keked.

Its a long story but i dont care, only greentexted it out for me. still vivid in my memory, for obvious reasons. Just wanted to write down what happened before more years went by and I started forgetting little details.

> got court
Wtf???? Should we be worried.

Let's say it's not from American Pie or shit

Yeah I think that was the point of this thread

>be me
>be super naive
>around 8 or 9 years old
>live in suburb
>one day one of my neighbours/friend who was like a year or two smaller than me proposes a"fun game"
>follow him to isolated area
>takes down his own trousers and pants and tell me to do the same
>he lays on the ground and tells me to put my dick in his ass (i remember we were both limp)
>being the naive idiot I was, I did
>after a while he turns around and we do dick-to-dick
>still no fucking idea what he is doing, stay very confused
>we finish that day, each to his home
>this repeats a couple of times until some other 9 y-o kid sees us and says he'll tell our parents
>I'm 100% sure he doesn't know she we are (turned out I was right)
>friend freaks out
>we pull trousers up and leave
>never happens again
>we never mention it
>completely forget about it until a year or so that I remembered for whatever reason
>mfw I realise what happened then

I still see him once in a year
I don't know if he remembers

Had intercourse with a female woman girls anushole. HOW GAY AM I NOW Sup Forums ??

masturbate myself. it's pretty gay having a dick in my hand.

Walking down the street one night with friend. We were way drunk and going short distance btwn bars.
Stumbling around we accidentally brushed our hands together. Cringe.

I still feel the shame of that moment.

sucked a cock and got fucked in the ass right after

>female woman girls
Redundancy Department of Redundancy.

welcome to the club