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kiira

public transport is shit in bham i agree, but if you have easy access to moseley you're lifes alright because there are loads of different buses going through and around it. especially the 50 coming every 5 seconds

thing is london is easier and ironically chaeper to get around, even if food and that is exepnsive.

gondola is a stupid and regrettable addition to the pepe/pedobear mythology

anime

runt

would like a volvo

wtf is is2

*eat chocolate*
*instant pussy spot on my face*
reeeeeeeee

image server 2 probably

why

aren't

images

opening

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hi mum

fancy myself as a bit of a barry lyndon figure

as a climb up the ol' social ladder from the lows of a council estate, towards through elite higher education and instituions, eventually to join the aristocracy, only to see it all tumble down again

don't really like the buses in brum though always has chav pricks on it, i'm probably complaining more than necessary. yeah birmingham is alright to live in once you know it but must seem incredibly unfriendly to people not from there, really have to know the city to have a good time and find fun stuff to do, reason why all the students spend all their time in selly oak and almost exclusively hang out with other students

wew
thought it was just me

fuck off brum

it happens whenever this appears

>horrible day at work
>get home
>want to take a long bath
>no hot water
>boiler isn't working
>fuck about with it for 30 min to get it working and take a shower instead
>dropped a plate making my tea
>twatted my toe so hard on the corner of the table it bled

and finally I wanted to make a cuppa, got the teabag in the water, got the milk and it was off.

I really fucking hope tomorrow is better.

would be so much easier if i could just piss in bed instead of going to the bathroom, can see why old people do it now, sheer laziness

Tim

>he puts milk in his tea

mong

>have to go down 3 floors to get water

wish I had one of those cold office water dispensers

u can use 4chanx to force images to load from the normal i.4cdn server

>One of my childhood bullies from mosque is getting married to a white woman, I don’t like it or understand it, with how common it’s becoming I suspect there may be some hidden financial goings on behind the scenes.

get a catheter or a bedpan

>piss before you sleep
>neck some water to tide you over
>piss in the morning when you wake up

What's the problem? Bladderlet?

>cuckposting muslim
shall not

a tap?

on my way home now from dublin

>do fuck all at work
>4:30 strikes, gear up to go
>boss calls on me to do some massive task that will take 2 hours and that he needs before tomorrow morning
>spend 2 hours doing it
>get to the ol' flatshare at 7:15
>key can't open the door and no one at the door
>eventually works 15 minutes later
>get in
>need to cook
>forgot to defrost chicken
>only have wraps and brocoli so just eat that
>9 oclock
>oh work again tomorrow best go to sleep

ah yes.

>You will never live in the shire

Feels bad man

why does Samara want to kill people?

I bought a couple of more sensible properties to let for passive income, did a PhD and I'm now leading the life of an early career academic without having to worry about the salary being low.

having an effervescent

Why else would a white woman marry a paki?

Who are you guys voting for In the upcoming election?

>ywn be a decorated Roman general turned senator

could just fuck prozzies all day and have slaves sort you out

...

Communist Party of Great Britain (Marxist-Leninist)

monster raving loony

>properties to let for passive income
this is why I hate richfags

I will NEVER own a single piece of land, whilst you own several. It's like the medieval period and i'm a mere serf on your land.

Why couldn't you just invest in dividend paying stocks?

UKIP

Ah yes the good ole Poleaboo blog

Labour

>drumpfposting
back to Sup Forums with you, redditman

nice one lad, got £50k off the sale of my nan's flat and a lot of property to inherit when my grandparents pop their clogs

fucking blessed Tbh

>i'm going to tell that undesirable girl that you like her tehehehe

Had someone do this to me today. Thought people stopped doing this once they left school....

Serious answers please

Labour desu, Corbyn looks like my gramps and I can't bring myself not to.
>giving me the (You)

Billie Jean is not my lover

>tfw 23 yr old khv today
>tfw cant drink or smoke weed because i need to take an LFT
>tfw no friends to celebrate with tonight
>tfw woke up at noon and have spent all day on Sup Forums

nothing wrong with voting for labour MPs

lib dem of course

UKIP

bit mad what's going on in france eh lads
not predictable at all

Build your own Kev

Is this really so bad though? Far worse when your normie friend tells a very desirable girl you like her because, as a sperg, you aren't "allowed" to. The girl is disgusted and tells her friends.

>Why couldn't you just invest in dividend paying stocks?

Didn't know anything about the stock market (still don't).

It's not like I'm an active landlord, it's all done through an agency. I barely think about it most of the time, it's just extra income.

Plaid or Labour, idk

Communist Party of Great Britain (Marxist-Leninist)

made a new vid lads

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add folding tabs

whats happening

o wait am not arsed

how much do you pay the agency?

>Labour

ah yes, socialism and foreigners, that'll be lovely

Labour?

when I was a newfag I thought that's Rorke and his characteristic gait was Rorke's Drift

to be honest ugly girls are just as good as normal looking girls
your brain adapts to them once you get to know them, so even if they're ugly, you perceive them as not ugly

so like, le pen just won.

>had job interview today
>felt pretty confident about it all the way there
>got there
>had overwhelming sense of dread
>don't even know why
>hands started to sweat like fuck
>DON'T KNOW WHY, DOESN'T EVER HAPPEN
>shook the interviewers hand with not only a weak (I thought he might not notice it as much) but a steaming, clammy handshake

Safe to say I'm not getting the job.

why is there 4 legs

you either own land or you don't

and if you don't you're fucked

Might this just push Le Pen over the mark though? Ahmed the tanned Frenchman probably thought it would be a novel idea to show his anger at mean Mrs Le Pen by murdering some police but it might backfire and galvanises those who are on the fence about her to just go do it.

>voting anyone other than torries
>thinking it'll matter

>people in alternative music scenes bragging about being communists
why is this a thing???

wish we could have socialism without foreigners desu

*are

t. roastie

>tfw will need to slave away for the rest of my life just to buy something like a shitty barrat new build
>tfw meanwhile the landed gentry doesn't even think about his property

i want to die. i hate flatsharing. i hate that i will not be able to start a family because i can't afford a home. i hate that i'm a young professional and there is very little i can actually do about this despite having tried my best at uni and work

I agree, hence why land needs to be redistributed

went to a lecture stoned today as a joke but nobody noticed and i took absolute shit notes and dont remember what he was talking about now

ignorant edgelords

*our

where is all this semen coming from

how do you even get that stoned?

when I'm stoned I'm perfectly functioning

take me down to the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty

dumb runt

the situation is singular

I've never known people like this who weren't utter runts at life. Everybody notices.

probably didn't say anything beyond the lecture slides

nah mate

Have you never hit a 10?

12% on full management

I tried being more involved in the micro-management way back but it wasn't worth the hassle tbqh.

>will inherit nothing
>will never succeed
>will rent til I'm 50 until I can buy a 2 bed maisonette in the middle of nowhere

And you get paid for doing nothing. You're like a neet-elite.

Social mobility is a lie

LAND/PROPERTY TAX NOW

Churchill on landlords...
>He renders no service to the community, he contributes nothing to the general welfare, he contributes nothing to the process from which his own enrichment is derived ... the unearned increment on the land is reaped by the land monopolist in exact proportion, not to the service, but to the disservice done.

>legs
>s

can white people die off already they're so fucking annoying lmao this coming from me, a white person

pepe has nothing to do with Spurdo/paedobear
obviously a redditor wouldn't appreciate Gondola

>irish
>white

reckon it's a bit unfair to delete ALL your posts from every thread when you get banned, even the ones you were having a serious discussion in

should just be what got you banned