Jobpocalypse

It begins

>tfw Sup Forums was right again

Bern fags on suicide watch.

nothing of value was lost

>we're this much closer to basic income
thank you based wendys workers

>tfw niggers lose their mcjobs
>educated folk get jobs fixing kiosks
Nice

B-but muh $15!!!

fpbp

The customer service at Wendy's is pretty shit tier, so this is going to be an improvement

How will we avoid socialism when automation takes all the jobs?

yes, faster service

the saddest words of tongue or pen
are that Sup Forums was right again

>learning plumbing trade
>going to have a steady income and plenty of demand for my work while stemcucks and other detritus starve to death

Who else here is part of the true master race

Robo wars soon brother

>implying you can escape the robot-dominated dystopia that's to come

We're all circling the drain together.

...

>tfw no robo-apocalypse in the forseeable future

all we have is nigger wars in our own countries and WW3

Why haven't they automated the grilling/assembly of burgers and fries? Too much possible downtime for cleaning/sanitation?

When are people going to realize that companies aren't here to employ, only make money. Employment was just a necessary byproduct of the process.

Im a waiter at wendy who earns over 100k a year and I have a 99 inch cock.
Wendy is just going to push out the cleaners

Hopefully we get get an app for our phones to. Order online pick up in store. Then all that's left is a robot cooks. Cooking food to perfection, and not watering down the drinks

Do people actually eat at Wendy's? I see them all over the place but I've only ever been there once and it was pretty awful. Don't think I've ever known anyone who actually goes there.

The only people who will be working at fast food restaurants will be security guards to make sure nigs don't break the machines.

>Less shitty jobs
>Workers who aren't replaceable will get a pay increase

No downsides.

>b-but muh $15 minimum wage

LOL YES I hope robots take over all waitress/bartending jobs. Servers in the u.s. food and beverage industry are the most entitled, bitter cocksuckers in the world

>Workers who arent replaceable
>Under 15 dollar jobs
Kek

>Truck mechanic reporting in
Automate this cucks

>That based old style Wendy's
Am I the only one that actually enjoyed the cozyness of the older Wedny's design before they decided to go retro?

>tfw called this from seven light years away.

There'll be plenty, you can't just automate every fucking job, at least not immediately.

>make trucks modular
>robot replaces module

T. Former tv repairman

Plenty of places here have that. One benefit is that the people who do work in the restaurants have higher salaries and are actually decent at their job.

hahah love that image.

make more key-cleaner stickers.

Going to trade school soon. Feels good my man.

>you can't just automate every fucking job
self-driving cars will evaporate the transportation job sector, which is literally millions of jobs

To be fair, if Wendy's can't reliably get "No cheese, no mayonnaise," then fuck those low income breeders.

The tech is there, if you kept someone around to keep the machines stocked and the grease traps clean. The problem is probably a mix of "you can't have a grill run itself! SAFETY!" laws and the cost of installation. I believe Japan has a fully automated burger joint somewhere as a gimmick.

>Implying that STEM are keks
Without STEM u would not have a plunger kek

This.
Then once the need to work for survival is a thing of the past, people will become doctors because they have a passion and aptitude for it, not because they want to make millions like the fag who's going to chop Bruce Jenners cock off. Way less hacks in their fields, and better service for the consumer.

>all the jobs
Only stupid routine ones. There will be new fields (space tourism, robotics, VR and new kinds of entertainment)

I'm trying to imagine what could possibly happen to taxi, truck, or any kind of driver after driverless cars. I still think we're at least 10 years away from all that. But yeah, a lot of welfare going to them.

I know I may be the only one that laughed at this dumb joke but I did and for that I like you,

Electrician master race reporting in.

global basic income is going to be a thing within the next 20-30 years, provided the banks don't implode the global economy

It's time to stop watching star trek, user.

>no more spilling spaghetti with cashier

thank you based wendys

i bet you laugh at your own farts too

Short sell Wendy's stock now. They are not competent to roll out the first of these kiosks.

>A cybersecurity investigation into unusual credit card activity at Wendy’s Co. drove a slight increase in costs at the burger chain in the first quarter and will continue to do so for the rest of the year.

>The company said general and administrative expenses in the first quarter were up 8.2% to $64.6 million, compared to $59.7 million a year ago. The uptick is primarily due to a $3.7 million increase in professional fees and legal reserves, along with an increase of about $1.2 million from an increase in incentive compensation accruals.

>Malware installed using compromised third-party vendor credentials...

This is a desperation play by a company that is increasingly irrelevant to begin with. This smacks of clueless leadership that is completely desperate to raise stock prices in the short term, so they're making big claims about what they're gonna do to smack down the plebs who work there.

This reminds me of the manouver that Circuit City pulled in circa 2007, firing all of their higher paid workers and trying to re-hire them at lower wages. They went tits up shortly thereafter. Wendy's won't be much different.

I wonder if even 'Wendy' herself is secure at this point.

Autist Aussie strikes again

>go to fast food place at off hour
>half a dozen blacks milling around behind the counter
>finally one comes over to take orders
>food takes forever because they're all stopping to chat with each other
>gibsmedat $15 min wage, we all gon be rich
>sure

Assuming they want to keep us here. Not needing workers = not needing people.

>at off hour

that's your fault

Naive.

Light year is a measure of distance, not time

I feel so fucking comfy right now

>not shitposting from space

Thank god for raising the minimum wage; know technology can advance faster

>tfw you lived long enough to see people call machines racist for taking dem jobs

The 95 IQ man strikes again!

Only until we start making robot security guards.

Family planning black people?

Ate it for the past three days.

>Eating fast food more than once a week
No wonder you are fat

>Go to a fast food place that happens to have more than 1 nigger
Now that's the problem. They are easily the worst workers possible other than simply not arriving at all.

WAGEKEKS BTFO

All fast food restaurants give shit service. Except the ones black people don't work at, which are all doing really well for some reason.

the golden age has arrived.

all you had to do was fire the liberal faggots who can never get your order right.

Shit brah you don't? I usually rip ass in a crowded elevator and laugh all the way to home.

>Thinking that all the niggers inside the welfare system wont cause u to get none
Kek

>we are this much closer to communism!

the future's not looking good pham

>tfw you wont be 6'4 chef at wendy's with a 10 inch cock making over 130k$ a year anymore.

all it takes is one hacker-induced car crash for people to start crying for manually driven cars again

The fug?

Kek

The old school newspaper tables were the best that was Wendy's was actually decent

Natural selection

Relic.

/r/bernvictim

>they'll need me to code that software
>mfw they'll make a robot that can code
>the robot builds a robot army
Happening

Thanks to the greed of minimum wage workers the openings for jobs just got that much smaller. Fucking Bernouts.

It won't stop me from going to wendy's.
I actually do like their food.

same

So Sup Forums, what would be the best field/job to pick up that will get affected by this shit the least?

skilled labor

Bullshit, someone still has to cook the stuff

>stemcucks
Who do you think comes up with, designs, prototypes and programs these machines?
Engineers and Software Developers.

Until true AI is built, there'll never be a replacement for STEM.

I'm already getting paid $13+ per hour, if I don't get an analogous raise then I'm going to go work at Wendy's and get all of these greasy retards fired with my linguistic skills and excellent attendance. I even drive my own car. Suck on that, minimum wagers.

>mfw someone uses tfw without a pic

There isn't any really. They are even encroaching upon creative pursuits. I suppose you could try for anti-automation mercenary. Yes, we going cyberpunk now.

>inb4 neets develop relationships with the kiosks at their favorite establishments

Mass bernout sucide when?

They think they're going to be paid the equivalent of a college graduate's middle income just for being alive so they can "do what they want" with their time--naturally this always ends with everyone becoming doctors and scientists.

>k-kiosk chan

>robot rights
>refugees welcome
>temporary foreign workers

Uh oh. Can you imagine if they give the kiosks some kind of feminine voice prompts?

>Only stupid routine ones
you have absolutely no idea about the implications of automation and AI, dirty slav

>your waifu will never ask if you want fries with your greaseball burger
Why live

They are working on replacements for stem-cucks. Given enough time, stem-cucks will be downgraded to just your average normal-cuck. They might be given the task of prepping the synthetic bull so-to-speak.

With the way things are going, humanity seems to be especially determined to obsolete itself just so that a group of suits can see vastly-outlandish wealth.

It ends with the best person for the job, in every job.
Don't fret, pol, menial labor jobs will still exist for the developmentally disabled like you.

There's a really cute cashier at my Wendy's. Kind of a bummer.

But that's what you get when fat niggers want more money for pushing a damn button. Niggers are the bane of fast food, they do everything shitty and sloppy, and it never tastes right.