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>cranes

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>ywn be stalked by a finnish puckbunny
feels sad

FOURTH for KONGS

FIFTH for VEGAS BABY

LEAFS AND FLAMES HERE

GAME THREAD WHEN

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>Gregor: Jesse talked a lot about how he wanted to learn more English. Were you quizzing him or were you trying to teach him as much English as possible before he went down?

>Benning: Yeah, for sure. When we went out for dinner he’d always ask me what is this and I’d say the word and I would make him say it back to me. Pronunciation is big and so every day I was teaching him a new word. One of his new words is 'appreciated', so he had a tough time saying it but he’s getting it down now. I texted him last night just correcting him with some things, it just makes it a little bit easier for him.

>Monday match-ups

>ywn teach a cute finnish boy english

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We need this W badly Canebros.
Fuck it, I would even take an OTL.

>tfw you will never teach English to Pulju

>Literally nobody at the Caps game
Quebec when?

>tfw the debbies have the same amount of points as >us
how the fuck did this happen

that's a really good fucking question

literally every team fighting for a wild card spot might as well be even

meme goaltending

seriously though, the canes worked cam ward to the bone and are paying the price

>This
Thanks Karmanos, you fucking jew.

Why does Crosby play so much better with mediocre linemates?

Sheary is elite though.
Nah but seriously his game is all about cycling the puck and going to the greasy areas to score so he works well with other grinders.

why does the best player in the game have to be so fucking ugly

Crosby is normal looking though? I mean he is manlet but he has 6pack to compensate.

be nice to laine, he can't help that he's finnish

The Finn is right. Crosby is what happens when you put max stats on the archetypal 4th liner.

caps

What? Sid is hella handsome. I'm a girl so I would know.

He's been doing it as far back as his rookie year with guys like Colby Armstrong. Then when they throw guys like James Neal or Phil Kessel with him it just doesn't work out.

FUCK YOU CAPS

>Cum W3rd

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>implying

why does it seem like that Carolina only really tries against other metro teams?

>they're down 2, but their still skating and dont look easy

>je2t

HAHA I thought we were going to actually get good and that our hockey would save us from relocation.

Eberle for Faulk. He'll use his clutch goal scoring to save you from relocation

Add Pulju and we can start talking

>implying
We have been absolutely destroyed in this metro trip and are going to miss the playoffs because of this division.

I will hate the Jackets for years

>trading a boy that literally just learned what the word "appreciated" is

>why don't you speak 2 completely different languages perfectly at the age of 18?
wew

A shitton of 18 year olds do just that you dumb fuck

Are the predators going to win the cup this year?

and i bet they've been learning since kindergarten you dummy. not everyone does.

I'm saying that he's only going to get better as he removes the mongol language from his head and starts thinking in a winning language

>Are the predators going to win the cup this year?
lmao no chance.

no the wild will

a better question would be
>are the preds going to make it to the WCF this year
and the answer is no

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a better question would be
>are the preds going to make it to the WCSF this year
and the answer is no

It was a few years ago it was apparent he might make it into the NHL one day, learning the fucking language would've been a pretty good move

jest getting absolutely bullied
>wienerpig thought this team would win the cup

>You now realize that if your team misses the playoffs again this year, they move to Quebec.
>Literally win or lose your team

you mean omaha

>omaha

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O M A H A B O Y S

Kuzy is heating up again. See if he disappears come the spring this year too.

The Habs are

Bob McKenzie's NHL coaches poll results

>trashville
wew

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Which swedish homer voted Backstrom?

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Maybe Canes get 1 more year Sup Forums?

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yeah

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Zelda music playing in the Maple leafs stadium lol

what if zelda was a girl?

>no Saros

Why are the coaches so dumb?

>Stadium

wew americans are retarded as fuck

i mean it is reddit: the city

>dallas and tampa are both BOTTOM 5
ABSOLUTE LEL

Remember those autistic prairie cucks who thought Tkachuk was going to be a bust?

why burn the zamboni?

He is though
Just last game he got humiliated by the Skating Holocaust

Ben Scrivens

POOdreau ded from clean Komarov hit

perry's such a piece of shit

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Caps biggest flaw right now is all of these dumb penalties

luckily the PK is godlike right now but they need to get this under control

*farts*

>Flim Flam fans believing that Komarov must be suspended for sending Gaudreau back to oompa loompa land
sad t b h

Which team is the worst in the NHL and why is it the Canes?

you mean avs

can see more sharks sweaters than avs

el oh el

It's called powerplay

Caps are fucking elite
10 games in a row with point for Bäckström

i meant in the crowd you mong

I fell for my elaborate ruse and padded my (you) totals in this thread

Thanks for the contribution

This year's draft will be similar to 2012. Some decent top 6 forwards but the teams taking D-men will be the real winners

Why is he and those jerseys so ELITE?

np x

Invisible against the Flyers and Pens. Unreal against the Islanders and Rags two years ago. Hes the new Semin finnbro, all or nothing and you never know which one is going to show up. Will he be elite for one period or 30 odd games?

Bro I dont want to show you the Caps penalty differential in the playoffs. Even before Wilson and Trotz's tougher team they have had some lopsided officiating in the playoffs. Wilson only has 10 minor penalties this year though, so I think theyll be okay if he doesnt get too many reputation calls on clean hits and Orpik fucking reels it in.

>tfw >we wont even get a good draft pick
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

No one suffered from realignment more than the Canes.

It depends if he stays mentally sharp. It's good that he got that goal but he still passed a perfectly good goal opportunity later. He can be frustrating.

Wilson is definitely wiser this season, I don't see him being an issue.