Anybody else find televangelists comfy as fuck? Do you have a favorite?

Anybody else find televangelists comfy as fuck? Do you have a favorite?

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My moms loves Joel Osteen.

My mom is a raging cunt.

Jack Van Impe is the Alex Jones of televangelists.

This guy is still around. I saw him on TV the other day.

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I think they're scum. Betraying the trust and taking advantage of the gullibility of fools. These scumbags have found a business that allows them to just steal from people legally without any regulations of risks and worse push their own agendas by telling people it's 'the word of God'.

I understand just about all businesses in the world do this, the difference is they don't do it with unwarranted self-righteousness and magnanimous attitudes.

They sell peace of mind. What's wrong with that?

the price

Advising people to forgo medical treatment and instead give the money to God (through proxy by giving it to the evangelists first) is amoral and downright evil.

If it's sooo bad, then why doesn't the government stop them?

Good question.

God damn, everybody can make it in America

Who do you think is one of the groups that donates large sums of money to the GOP

Same here OP, and my favorite is Joel Osteen. I stopped watching the ones that are just obviously, unambiguously horrible.

Anybody remember the lady with the hot pink hair and face like a melted candle?

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Jan Crouch. She died just 3 months ago.

Because congress shall pass no law respecting an establishment of religion, retard.

Ask Reagan's ghost.

My parents watch these assholes. I'm pretty they give money to him too.
I honestly don't understand how people get suckered in by these charlatans.

Awww, man. That kinda makes me sad. :-(

They rob money from the elderly but you find comfort in them because your parents watched them when you were a kid and watching them takes you back to a place of safety and, yes, comfy. They're shitty people though. The worst kind of degenerate, manipulating people's good faith for a profit.
Reminder that Jesus flipped tables and chased money changers out of a place of worship, so what excuse do these people have for selling goods and services in a church?

That means Congress can't declare a national religion or show favoritism towards one religion over others. So if the Catholics were to lose their tax exempt status, every religious group would have to lose it as well.

My parents are atheists, bro. They never watched this stuff.

Peter Lalonde.

Canadian, he and his brother came into prominence in the late 80s and early 90s, producing VHS tapes discussing the evils of The Simpsons, Ninja Turtles and Nintendo. Lots of great videos discussing the end times, too.

Here's a small sample of his comfy insanity:

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Shit. The government hasn't even done anything about Scientology.

I consider myself a devout Christian and I can't stand these damn televangelists. The Prosperity Gospel and fucks like these are a cancer to the Body Of Christ.

My parents are not retarded protestants so we never watched shit like this.

Thank you for introducing me to this guy.

My dad actually worked for her once he was fired from nintendo installing lights at their studio and said she was really rude to everyone.

>canadian
Before I click this I'm going to take a wild guess and say this guy is either from Alberta or B.C.

This. Ever notice how all of the best authors in history have been Catholic?

I watch Mother Angelica, too.

It's because a lot of them were also Irish :^)

Jesus Christ my mother-in-law dragged me to see him. What a con artist. Though not even half as bad as others.

>televangelists
>comfy as fuck

Oh god this the left behind guy. There was a half jap girl in my uni I almost got with who was a huge christfag who loved this guy's books. Thinking about it now she was also a bit of a closet case in retrospect.

I do want your money because God wants your money

Christian TV is the best thing ever when you want to fall asleep while watching something

RIP Mother Angelica

anyone seen god's angry man? a short herzog doc on a televangelist. pretty great.

>anyone seen god's angry man?
>god's angry man

what a pecular title. What is more angry than a god who commits acts of terrorism every day with earthquakes.

perhaps televangelists are more attune to God than you are.

>Ever notice how all of the best authors in history have been Catholic?

catholics are really anal from all the beatings, so they make good anally-retentive material like historical books.

but that's about it.

i think it's a reference to wolfe's god's lonely man. but it's only the american release name . if you watch the film, the dude gets more than a little angry tho, it fits.

first gen american asians are easy to manipulate but immigrant asians even moreso
christians love adopting them and letting them live with them for years at a time even though they are complete strangers for this very reason

especially flips and koreans

All these people come off as hardcore psychopaths.

I find them slimy, dishonest, hypocritical, and not in line with the teachings of their faith.

Watch the documentary Marjoe if you really want to understand the evangelist racket and see what soulless con men they all are.

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Fulton Sheen is the absolute GOAT

Used to watch these assholes with my mom. He can quote scripture like you wouldn't believe, but he's been telling people the world's about to end since the first Bush administration.

The same reason why mediums are fucking scumbags, it's not selling peace of mind, it's profiteering on grief and fear. Literally the lowest form of scammers.

Because doing anything against it would have every retard in america screaming about freedom of speech.

He's pretty good actually. It's prosperity gospel but the white hippie version. I'll watch him every great now and then and maybe one time out of 5 I'll really connect with the message.

I also like the much lesser known Jeff Shreve. He preaches in my hometown but I don't live there anymore and have never been to a live service.

I use to get extremely drunk and yell at these fucks in the evenings as a creative outlet

I forget da bishes name but lord knows I've pulled a few out to her