You'll never impregnate a Stacy and watch her belly start to swell with your offspring

>You'll never impregnate a Stacy and watch her belly start to swell with your offspring
Is there a worse feeling than this?

no

I dont want my children sliding through that has ridden miles of dick.

No, having kids is the stupidest shit you can do.

whew

>is there any worse feeling than this?
Yep. Last night I preheated the oven, to make some steak fries. The oven finishes, and I let the fries bake. They finally finish and I'm about to feast... but wait. I FUCKING RAN OUT OF BBQ SAUCE!! REEEEEEEE
HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSE TO ENNOY STEAK FRIES, WITH NO BBQ SAUCE!?

>Is there a worse feeling than this?
Yes. Yes there is. the feeling of actually impregnating a Stacy and realising that you'll be paying for her and your sprog for at least the next 18 years. then there's college. And the "bank of mum and dad" to help the sprog get on the housing ladder. And the cost of the wedding. and the grand-children.

They reckon a child costs the equivalent of a Ferrari by the end of school.

Choose, and choose wisely - the world doesn't really need your genes, as there's plenty of others to keep humanity going.

this

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fuck. that's so fucking hot. please tell me there's moar. nudes?

almost every other feeling. why would I want to do this?

sicko. requesting child porn is illegal in the us.

Testicular torision

Nice bastard basket, cunt. :)

who cares about a ferrari you can't take that with you, a son or a daughter means a future.

dont listen to this rich bong cunt, he'd problably rather a pedigree horse reproduced than you.

the funny thing is, my gf does not want to take the pill. i do not want to use condoms. so i fuck her ass since 1,5 years. no problem for me.

>child porn

she's a woman. a mother. not a child anymore.

you are not only a pedo, you are retarded as well. I hope Sup Forums mods give your IP to the local law enforcement.

Has to be a shop

And we hope you go back to/stay on reddit. Faggot.

Name!

>a son or a daughter means a future
What? A future for who? Not for you, you'll be dead. And if you don't have any children then they will never have existed to have a future.

It's your retarded attitude that is fuelling the overpopulation of the planet.

Also, I never said you could take a Ferrari with you (other executive cars or uses for £000's are available as the Ferrari is mentioned for illustrative purposes only) but you could enjoy it or the £000's that it represents in any way you chose.

Finally, I'm only wealthy as I have no kids.

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Accidentally impregnating her in highschool. Then watching her get fat while never increasing her mental capacity. Her literally retarded development as a person, and the demon spawn.

Now if you'll excuse me it's time for day drinking.

I hope you go into a prison, pedo. Already did the FBI online form. I hope you are an US citizen.