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Fuck your ancestors to an innumerable generation

new england 2bh

>tfw ywn murder hundreds of native americans because Jesus told you to

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Sup Forums

hope youre all watching the fresh reviewbruh video
truly inspiring

what film?

doing a wank

babestation

shitting out a poo

I wish I lived in revolutionary Russia

VVitch

>Scandinavian York (also referred to as Jórvík) or Danish/Norwegian York is a term used by historians for the south of Northumbria (modern day Yorkshire) during the period of the late 9th century and first half of the 10th century, when it was dominated by Norse warrior-kings

*cleans her glasses*

>when it was dominated by Norse warrior-kings

god thats fucking awesome. how do you become a warrior king?

lol that's actually a horror movie, The Witch

>ywn be King of Kings, ruler of heaven and earth, Lord of the two kingdoms, bearer of the two crowns, bringer of floods, builder of pyramids master of all your survey.

still a film then runt

>ywn gun down nobles and collectivise their land

non-small cell lung cancer is a surprisingly slow cancer, kind of wish i had small cell so i'd be dead by now

YEAH. thats generally what people fucking DO when they poo...... god....

Sometimes have a daydream about saving the Russian Tsar and his family from the Communists and then helping them flee to England. Then being praised as a great hero and given a medal by King George for saving his cousin.

yeah the average person there lived a grand life

hows it going?

speak for yourself, peasant

>ywn be anime

lads
When do you think the average African country will become a place you'd want to go on holiday to?

I mean shitholes like Cameroon, Angola, Eritrea.

Will they ever become tourist destinations in our lifetimes?

why? it was just jews mass murdering russians

Pyramids?

yea but in case you were imagining it is as a nice historic film about settlers leaving england for america

fair enough

at least tell me who your most famous/earliest ancestor is

>ywn be a CIA aagent under deep cover with the mujahideen shooting Russian helicopters out of the Afghan skies

>ywn cleanse ireland of the irish

>tfw you will cleanse Ireland of the Irish

The scene at the end of The Witch with Satan was creepy as fuaaaar

that new zealand guy who says "how's it foing" has a real stranglehold on thread self-introduction gimmicks

little jealous

>tfw not living in California so I can't take the banter to the streets and throw piss bottles at antifa then kiss them upside the head with an aluminium baseball bat

hereditary title lad reply to me NOW

Pepe looks like a gimp

not him but it was a momentous time, an unprecedented event in history
> just jews mass murdering russians
yeah no. it was far more complicated than that. and if we're talking about jews they were probably pretty disgruntled over the 70,000 deaths through pogroms, mostly by the Whites

>tfw no Fundamentalist Christian gf

*rips an entire spliff into the thread*

Bub Morley Did 4/20

*enters the spirit realm*

just bought this

>nice historic film about settlers leaving for america

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>tfw no assyrian orthodox assadist gf

>tfw no Puritan gf

i have a large repetoire of reaction images but I end up just using my favourite 10-20 until I switch

quite like tim farron at the mo

rasheed

youtube.com/watch?v=bMh6XTbCFN4

how does chinese work? do they have an equivalent to kana? if not how do they learn to speak?

>PG *tips*

ass

Do girls actually like it if they blowdry their pussies?

never used this one before

rate the dinner:
1 chicken burger
1 chicken wrap
12 chicken dippers

tits

wish i was an early american settler but a rich one with a wife set to inherit her father's estate and maybe a few slaves but i would be nice to them

l-lewd

FOY

smells really good outside

It's that nice after rain smell

ummm sweetie, we have landed on the moon

Now there's a feel I know

>Do girls actually like it if they blowdry their pussies?

>Think I'm in /cum/
>Actually in /brit/
Haha whoops

Apparently in China only the educated and upper classes can write well, plebs can only write the basics and what they need for work.

since we got rid of slavery very late, we have some real pictures. It doesn't look too bad anyway, i bet they'd love you

what are you doing outside you maniac it's 1am

soon mark will spend most of his time arguing with negative youtube commenters
cant wait desu

Kat-ON is pure

the chinese are crafty

niche

what you're smelling is ozone

>tfw you will never be a prospector taking trips to the Martian arctic in order to investigate possible mining opportunities and look for presence of water underground to tap into.

new rule: it's only history if there's no one from then

>tfw no liv ulmann gf

answer me

I wash my hair once a month

AMA

me on the right

>tfw you will never explore space

really want this gf

>kat-on
very good

i wonder how many slaves committed suicide or were just horrifically depressed for their whole lives. I reckon most of them probably just got used to it cos they didn't know anything else. proper mad when you think about it

did /brit/ invent ermm sweetie posting

saw it on here first but also been seeing it on Sup Forums, Sup Forums and Sup Forums

going to the barbers tomorrow after like 5 months and it's got to the point where it looks so ridiculous i'm going to have to explain to the barber why i haven't had it cut in so long, might just say i've been in sectioning

>gf is snoring again

had my first nightmare in fucking years lads

I was stuck in an underwater research station and it was like alien, being stalked by this unseen creature

it was completely dark and the only way I could see was make a sound to briefly see my surroundings, like sonar

anthony fantano was reviewing it like one of his albums

for some reason I was shaking awake a girl at the end and I woke up shouting 'harriet!'

bizarre

>girls blowdry their fanny after having a wee instead of just wiping it

is he ok

/gf2017/ isn't going too well so far lads

good goy

>tfw you will never ever even go into space since it will likely always be too costly to do so for recreation in your lifetime

Serious cultural question: is "minging" like "minjing" or "miNGing"??

Only 6 more months until I reach 23 without having a gf. Might kill myself.

no it predates /brit/ in that it's an irl phrase been in use since the 1970s

ming-ing

>did /brit/ invent ermm sweetie posting
no
/brit/ invents nothing, its just a dumping ground

you dont hear the name harriet enough imo, its a good name

nose is perpetually slightly blocked
I can breathe through it but it's slow and doesn't flow

nah I think I saw it on a tumblr or twitter or reddit, and then it became a meme and int/brit just carried it on

probably not even that good anyway

space killz gains

>minjing