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>lamb sauce located

What's this bands name?

oh yeah baby, this is the shit.

that will be 20$ please

Arghoslent I'd guess

thank my good friend john for the loan

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STICK IT UP YOUR
STICK IT UP YOUR
STICK IT UP YOUR
STICK IT UP YOUR

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Bumzur

Is there an essential swedeath chart?

never noticed that allusion to Eve 6
huh

(benis in) Bodom :DDDD

Where can I find more riffs like this, especially like Withstand the Fall of Time?

nowhere

Enjoy

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Looking for death metal with good melodies that is not melodeff

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West Wall, it's very Bolt Thrower-y
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Havukruunu - Havulinnaan is the closest ive found

Arghoslent

Marihuana, si
El polvo, no

Oh yeah, it's really close. Thanks a lot my friend.

Stop smoking

What would you call this kind of music? Some kind of industrial genre? It's not really representative of the rest of their music but I'd love to hear more like it:

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Not sure but probably EBM.

lmfao is this even music???

define "music"

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RIFFS you fucking numale

the bass wraps this up so well

Hey, I like this

what's that one nu-male album with the houses on it

No way, EBM is way more aggressive, uses distorted vocals and has synths all over. Something like this: youtube.com/watch?v=dfo1yuKEe8w

Fucking underrated band. Listen to the first two albums right now if you like Bolt Thrower (who doesn't?).
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Their later stuff is way more doomy and atmospheric but still really good.

I knew this band would show up, it's like second arghogay with it's nazi themes.

What is the metal equivalent of sticking your dick in your own ass?

Which Bathory album is the best if I like melody? I started from Hammerheart, it's very good but I'm a little tired of field recording parts and a little bit unfocused feel of the record

All of them at once

Nordland I & II

thanks

Absolute shit band fucking waste of time 0 listenworthy songs

dragonforce

Sorry, did you mean KeyDragon?

Ghost Bath

keydragon is awesome, fuck you

You aren't going to find a bigger KeyDragon fan then myself lad

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D I S M E M B E R

Listening to filosofem for the first time… Wtf? All of this praise to UFO documentary music?

>UFO documentary music
fucking kek

If Varg made a documentary about aliens you bet your ass I'd watch it

no
just listen to entombed's first two, dismember and grave if you can get over how painfully boring grave is

But that 25 minute track is pretty much this. It could actually be some stock documentary soundtrack for movies about deep Russia. What part of it is metal, I have no idea.

it's an ambient track, who the hell is passing it off as metal?

Varg is a wild one my dude

In interviews he's stated that his albums were meant to be listened to as you were falling asleep, and that it was intended as a form of magic. The ambient tracks were supposed to be for when you fell asleep.

It'd be 20 minutes of actual talk and footage, 2 hours of throat clearing, starting up chainsaw, background forest noise and him randomly singing traditional Swedish songs

What about the part where he's watching his kid and doing a terrible job of it?

What's the YT video length limit? 10 hours? If it fits, then of course why not
As said, you're supposed to fall asleep to Varg's work

it wouldn't be funny if it wasn't accurate

>10 hours of Varg talking about how aliens will create an ethno-nationalist and primitivist state while his kid runs around putting various flora into his mouth

Please sign me up

>10 hours
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fuck you

i didn't know they have their own page on the metal archives

I just don't realize why this album is praised as a touchstone when it's a snoozefest—quite literally, as implies.

I just don't get Varg I guess. I like his views, but Filosofem is basically atmospheric music. Not all that different from all the atmoshit

Filosofem IS atmospheric music, that's why all the hipsters like it so much

I'm tired of being a basic bitch
rec me some kvltshit lads

Cradle of Filth - Nymphetamine

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The first three tracks are engaging, but after that yeah it's a snoozefest

Do you post this band any chance you get?

Carved Cross
Roman Cross
Wod
The USBM band Azrael
Bakbakwalanooksiwae
Brenoritvrezorkre

id watch the shit out of that

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ildjarn
von
havohej/profanatica demos
beherit
blasphemy

these aren't obscure but they're step 1 to not being a basic bitch. don't bother hunting for kvlt if you can't get past those

ildjarn and von are complete shit though

t. basic bitch in its natural habitat, /metal/

lmao

This, I guess. I do appreciate the BM part of the record, but atmoshit is cancer and must stop.

Last time I posted it was like two weeks ago, so no.

dude one riff per song lmao

A very astute and eruditic criticism, to be sure

what are metal shows like? do they smell?

You just show up and then a bunch of muscular dudes put their dicks inside you

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sweaty fat nerds everywhere

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AND ALL YOU HAVE TO DO

IS LISTEN TO IIIIIIT

t. dmu drone

GOOD point

was it ebin?

t. kvlt kiddie

I don't know why im responding at this point

Enjoy the (you) and happy shitposting friend

>user asks how to stop being a basic bitch shitter
>"no keep being a basic bitch shitter!"

Is that the fighter formerly known as Subcommandade Marcos?

i only trashed on two suggestions and gave my own, relax

SO HOW DID BLACK METAL REALLY START? WAS IT...FUST WAVE, BATHORY AND ALL THAT STUFF OR. WAS IT. NORWAY? LET'S FIND OUT!
*clears throat*
SO...MANY PEOPLE THINK...MANY PEOPLE THINK THAT WHAT THE MAGAZINES, THE METAL MAGAZINES, THE SO CALLED
*makes quotation marks gesture, whispers*
METAL PRESS, ARE REALLY GIVING THE FULL STORY ON METAL AND DEFINITELY THE TRUE HISTORY OF METAL THROUGHOUT TIME WITH ALL THE DETAILS, ALL THE LITTLE DETAILS. BUT IS IT TRUE? THAT'S THE REAL QUESTION. IS IT TRUE? BECAUSE WHAT THESE GUYS SEEM TO FORGET, THESE SO-CALLED "METAL JUHNALISTS" IS THAT
*stares at the camera, smiles*
THE DEVIL IS IN THE DETAILS!
*winks*
EH?
*cut to him fondling his beard*
AS I HAVE ALREADY MENTIONED NUMEROUS TIMES, BLACK METAL, THE TERM, WAS INVENTED BY...VENOM. AND OYSTEIN, BEING THE IMPRESSIONABLE LITTLE YOUTH HE WAS, BORROWED THAT TERM AND, AS YOU MAY ALREADY KNOW BY NOW, WHEN I WAS ARRESTED
*child off-picture audibly complains, words are exchanged in Norwegian*
HE DOESN'T LIKE THE WARRIOR HELMET APPARENTLY.
SO, WHEN I WAS ARRESTED, I HAD THOSE SHIRTS IN MY HOUSE WITH THE VENOM, BLACK METAL LOGO.
OR SORRY, THE COVER OF THE BLACK METAL LP. AND THAT'S BECAUSE, AS I HAVE SAID, OYSTEIN HAD A LABEL AT THE WINDOW OF HIS SHOP THAT WROTE "BLACK METAL".
BUT THE TERM COLLOQUIALLY KNOWN AS BLACK METAL, IF YOU REALLY THINK ABOUT IT, IS ASSOCIATED WITH THE INNER CIRCLE. EVERYTHING, THE VIOLENCE, THE ANIMOSITY, THE IDEOLOGY, EVEN THE SOUND, AS DIVERSE AS IT WAS
*readjusts seat*
IS FOREVER CONNECTED TO US. WHAT THESE JUHNALISTS CALL "FUST WAVE", BANDS LIKE BATHORY, VENOM, MERCYFUL FATE, KELTIK FROST, THEY WERE SO FAR...REMOVED FROM EACH OTHER AND THEIR STYLES WERE SO DIFFERENT
*overhead title appears that reads -BATHORY WERE FROM SWEDEN, VENOM WERE FROM ENGLAND, MERCYFUL FATE WERE FROM DENMARK AND CELTIC FROST WERE FROM SWITZERLAND-*
THAT THEY COULD....AND TO MENSH, NOT TO MENTION THAT THEY WERE THE ONLY BANDS GIVEN THAT LABEL, BY THE WAY. JUST FOUR BANDS.

make one of these about UFOs please

it was meh
the previous album was much better