Culture Pals /cp/

Nortisim edition

Welcome to Culture Pal! Message QTs around the World!

WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE?
>www.interpals.net

OP pastebin:
>pastebin.com/8MT3uBwG (embed) (embed)

Mega with the memes all the cool kids use:
>mega.nz/#F!QgY0QCaR!w6gTFL2egnqpOgzHeIPXjw

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interpals.net/jocnz
youtu.be/VOQtB0xTiek
youtube.com/watch?v=Gi0yMHBV-Lg
youtube.com/watch?v=CpQIKCUkUqM
lyricstranslate.com/en/Chastushki-Chastushki.html
youtu.be/zLgP15W37j4
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

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How did it end up working out?

>going to /adv/ unironically

Can I use this to find a friend to practise language with or is it now international tinder?

Literally exactly as you saw it. She just showed me around her town. Things seemed different that time. The first time we met back in December 2015 was great. But that last time was strange. We talk now once every month or so

Yeah you can make friends

;_;

to sum up what happened.

>We met in December, had great time. >When I got back to the US, we kept talking.
>She told me she liked me.
>but she was scared of LDR.
>we get lewd for a few months.
>talk about meeting again
>I buy tickets for sept
>in May she goes through some shit in her life.
>don't talk much May or June
>she sends me one of those Flip-page happy birthday video things (pic) in July on my birthday
>have long talk because it's been a few weeks of no contact
>find out she met Chad
>go into pretty bad depression
>don't cancel tickets

And well you saw the rest lol

Jesus fucking christ I wish that guy wasn't from here. Too weak to live imo

I'm trying to find out if a girl is a fake

Evidence against her being fake:
>no results for any of her pics
>gave me her phone number
>hasn't gotten immediately sexual for no reason

Evidence for her being fake:
>INSANE fucking figure, too good for interpals
>gave me her number after a few hours

I just don't know...

ask for feet pics

I secretly lurk in these threads

Have you called her?

It's not so much of a secret now, user!

>>find out she met Chad
>>go into pretty bad depression
I've been there. How'd you get out of it?

The only way is hookers and blow user.

Ask for a timestamp with face visible.

Just forget about it

LDRs are shit. I'll share with you some words that changed my life: "If you ain't got your dick in her, somebody else got his dick in her" - President Donald Trump

Closure I guess. I had terrible depression and anxiety up until we met again. But that night where I posted those sad posts, I went to Venice (pic related) and sat in a WaterBus for a while and just chilled out. I think the closure really cleared my head or something. That evening I felt completely clear and carefree. I knew then that it was 100% over.

Can someone Redpill me on Romanian women? How accurate is the gypsy, and/or greencard stereotype?

what are some good questions to roll with?

quick rundown
all grills be fishing for greencards
if she don't look like a poo in loo she ain't no gypo

Am I in the clear, /cp/?

Girls without pics can really be cute.
And this girl is just like me inside.
I really like her and she has no one to talk to.

The problem is that she was crying because someone said that she had mental problems.

Comfort her my man. Say that she doesn't have emotional problems, just that she's lonely. Tell her how much you enjoy her company and maybe even send her a vocaroo voice message cheering her up.

I'm trying that. She had a cool personality.

LEWD

The tunnel has been cleared for you to drive through.

Def do the vocaroo though, maybe even say all those things over voice. She probably wants to hear another persons voice telling her everything will be okay.

>Get a message from a guy
>Profile pic is an erect penis
>"Hey"
>Moments later "User is inactive"
>mfw

Is everybody on this site trying to fuck or can I just practice language?

How long did you spend with her the first time?

Good morning Columbus

Either or

It's not morning here
Thanks. I'm learning French but now I'm thinking I could meet some qts on the side.

Neither it is here.

It's a saying, here at least

When you figure out something obvious you say

>Dobro jutro Kolumbo
>Good morning Columbus

That's cool. What about Chris Columbus does the saying come from?

I have added an image to my profile today, and now a girl is writing "hi" to me.
What is it even that you are supposed to write/talk about?
Why would she write me if I am not even in her country, nor plan to visit it?
I think I am too autistic for this...
pls help.

What country?

Enjoy a conversation with someone, if that is what you want. You don't need to visit their country or learn their language to have one of those, do you?

Uruguay.
She doesn't seem like a bot.

I can't actually enjoy conversations I think.
Especially not online.
Its ok, when I can pretend to be a 16 yo. Japanese girl on one of those random chat sites, but this is too much for me.

Why not pretend to be a 16 year old anime girl on interpals then? You can roleplay with all the turkishmen! Actually, scratch that. You probably interact with them enough in Germany.

It stopped being fun at some point.

Bit of column A, bit of column B.

Just 2 days. But that's just because my trip to Italy was already preplanned before we even first messaged on IP. I was only in her region for 3 days

Your pic gives me memories of Shed 17

I don't know

it was something about him being slow so you tell it to people who slowly get things

Anybody want to take a shot at this British Muslim? Doesn't look bad DESU

YES

not worth losing my head if im being honest

Redpill me on black French girls.

one just viewed my profile and shes pretty hot

Is her profile asking for money?

Really hot girl messaged me but she's shit with conversation. Short, closed responses etc. Should I just drop her?

/CandiceLydia
Goodluck user

Don't you value diversity >:(

I think jokingly. Was her name Elizabeth? This could be the same girl

>qt falling for you, try to distance yourself from her not to get attached
>you get attached anyways but you're not sure she is still interested in you
Can't tell if tihs is happening or it's just my insecurity but goddamn this sucks.

>/CandiceLydia
Thanks, my dude. But If I get beheaded pls remember me as a kind and gentle qt hunter

No, if she messaged you it means she has some interest, so it can lead to nudes down the line. It's possible she's a little nervous, or shy so try changing tactics a little to get her to open up.

Seems like a lot of effort for little payoff. Her face is better than her body

Same girl then
>jokingly
I hope so as well

I can see where you're coming from than. What cunt is she from?

China

>chinese
just drop her to be honest. That or start flirting

Gross

Dropped her. Americans with no pic keep viewing me

default picture probably looks better than what you'd see anyway.

Lmao

hahahahahaha

Post profile so we can add you as friend

Noice
interpals.net/jocnz please do not bully me thanks

What do you think of songs about whores?

youtu.be/VOQtB0xTiek

>girl talks about her trip to Italy
>complains about people not stopping trying to flirt, following her around and trying to get kisses

Chances of this being a middle easterner or are Italians like this?

well, Italians only give a shit about 3 things:

1. Food
2. Alcohol
3. Sex

My Italian QT of the past told me literally "Italians live for pleasure. This is our way of life"

Belarusian qt wants me to visit her in Minsk in July. Should I?

Belarus would be extremely interesting Tbh.

You're not trainbro are you?

Ironically isn't the girl who sings a major whore ?

I guess she knows what she's talking about.

youtube.com/watch?v=Gi0yMHBV-Lg

Here's one for all the military guys there

While I'm guarding our homeland
instead of sitting and getting high
While I'm learning in the military
You're fucking some civvie

Admit nicely and I'll be more gentle
Who kisses you while I'm on guard
It's not nice that you're getting fucked
While I serve the people in the army

I'm pretty sure he got it exactly right.
They flirt, they try to get kisses, but they don't follow anybody to be honest, plenty of chicks love italians

Nah. I've just come back to /cp/ after a year long hiatus. My old profile is featured in the "sperg squad" picture.

post profile

Aлco there are so many songs about whores I know...
But i'm going to leave you with a russian one

youtube.com/watch?v=CpQIKCUkUqM

I hope you understand it

But if you don't

lyricstranslate.com/en/Chastushki-Chastushki.html

Girl were swimming in the lake
They found a rubber dildo
they were fucking all day long
They even didn’t go to school

I just sent that song to one of my friends who's girlfriend is Russian. I told him to play that the next time they go for a drive. I didn't tell him the contents of that song either

Haha
Good job user, i'm sure she laugh her ass off

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>her sides are in orbit
>top kek
stop spouting memes irl lad.

we've both been Sup Forums lurkers for at least 8 years. He is going normie tho because of his girlfriend, I'm still an autist

youtu.be/zLgP15W37j4

>Tfw no Russian gf

/Soren21

I made her take off those glasses for me.

WHAT

Not really I was fibbing.

Wew

Go to bed guys.

No

You don't tell me what to do

Yes

But it's late.

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