Why do white people have to always ruin 'funny' scenes with their forced and excessive mob laughter over shit they...

Why do white people have to always ruin 'funny' scenes with their forced and excessive mob laughter over shit they wouldn't laugh at if they were alone? Whey do they feel the obligation to overreact to scenes?

Past experiences:
>Pixels trailer
>Peter Dinklage appears
>Doesn't do or say anything, is just there
>After literally 1 second of screen time....
>White people erupt in forced laughter because, "LUL @ the midget! I feel obligated to laugh at this LUL!"

>Godzilla trailer starts
>Corny white guy chimes in with a hushed scream,"IT'S GOZIRRA!!!!"
>White people erupt in laughter as if that was even funny 20 years ago
>Cutie bimbos look back at him with that "You card, you" looks on their faces.

Say what you want about rude niggas, but white people make the movies a cringefest.

Oh yeah, and I'd be remiss if didn't rant about the, also forced and cringey, "OOOOOOOOoooooooh!" douchebag reaction to literally anything slapstick

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We're just happy that we're not niggers, sorry.

Funny, say that next time you see one instead of staring at your shoes or "reading" the label of your water bottle like a scared little cuck.

:)

>Watching Reno 911 movie
>scene with big booty black lady on her stomach wiggling that giant phat ass
>white people seem confused
>they look around for confirmation as to what to feel
>they all begin to wince and moan in disapproval after a few do
>me and few black buddies laugh and look around like they're fucking retarded because da ass was fat
>white people behind us notice and gets a kick out of it
Ya'll honkies know you want that

I'd gladly say it to the face of any big lip moon cricket that wanted me to. I cc and would love any one of you apes to try something.

Why are blacks obsessed with asses? It seems almost instinctual.

We all like a good ass but with blacks it's something else.

most white people are polite and peaceful... their main flaw is that they care too much about being polite, so they can be kinda uptight.

idk what you're on about.

>why do blacks act more like animals than everyone else?

hm i wonder

SAGE

You have some unresolved issues.

Kek

I'm sure you're a badass, user. Truly

Take it easy though, white boi. I'm just messing with you.

>I cc and would love any one of you apes to try something

same. and i have black family members through marriage, whom i love. any dirtbag, regardless of skin color, who theatens me or my friends/family, is gonna get buried. i won't even think twice.

>It's a "white person laughs at the 'Jake from State Farm' commercial for the 90th time" episode

Why are you guys pretending to be Christian white boys on a board full of cunny and porn? Why would you guys come to Sup Forums, of all places, to complain about degenerate behavior?

...

no one is saying they're Christian, blacks are more base creatures than whites, it's an established fact. They're more likely to expres primal animal instincts than whites.

Cognitive dissonance

that's not what that means

>instinctual
Of course it's instinctual, it's instinct to want to reproduce, and to reproduce it's beneficial to be turned on by phat asses

>implying white people don't don't behave like animals
See: OP image or literally any non-sand nigger mass shooting.

#TRIGGERED

How do ya figure, fucko?

Let's get this shit started:
>angsty white teenager in movie
>gets bullied at school
>comes home and lashes out on his parents for asking how his day was.
>kills entire household and rapes mother's corpse

>be black in Chicago
>get murdered by your own people

you're fucking dumb m8 lol

Sure you would, sport.

This is the worst thread on Sup Forums.
BIRD UP!

>their forced and excessive mob laughter over shit they wouldn't laugh at if they were alone
It's almost like their is a scientific basis as to why people laugh more around other people.

>be white at theatre
>notice loud niggers behind me
>promptly stands up and tells them off
>everyone applauds
>wake up from fantasy and struggle to watch the rest of the movie without saying a word

Yeah, just crackers, for some reason. . .baka

>be white
>girlfriend cheats on me
>stay with her because our love is stronger than one night with a stranger
>raise biracial child

>be white
>live in a nice neighborhood away from minorities

Shit's cash

>be white guy watching TDKR on opening night
You know what happens from there.

>be white watching movie
>somebody gets hit in the nuts
MOVIE OF THE YEAR LOL

>12 people died in the Aurora shooting
>10 people have been shot and killed in Chicago this week, 64 wounded

and it's a Wednesday

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>Comparing thug niggers killing each other off to acts of unprovoked terror
Lol, who cares?

Typical whitey in denial. There's a reason all nu-males, SJW, transfaggots, and mass shooters are predominantly white.

Honkies crazy as shit, yo.

>white dad in movie
>sits at breakfast table with the paper in one hand and cup of joe in another
>takes one sip and one bite of eggs
>"Well, I'm off to work, honey!"

i hate these dumb user exchanges. i'd like to meet you and take you to a shooting range, and talk to you for real. but nah, it's Sup Forums, which is mostly shitposting.

user, no, I don't want to hang with you at the shooting range where you'll eventually try to coerce me to fuck your wife. I'm happily married, thanks though.

What do you mean white people? Have you never been in a theater or restaurant with blacks? They're always the loudest, rudest fuckers in any public setting. Literally hooting and hollering, that expression is too accurate.

It's sad that even niggers can acknowledge that people have to avoid contact with them as though they were fucking animals to avoid a chimp-out.

do black women have a fetish for skinny white beta males? because those are the only women who flirt with me.

Whatever helps keep your pride intact, son.

Just keep suppressing those horrible old high school memories of Jerome picking on you and fucking your crush, you were "destined" to marry, but was always too afraid to speak to.

I don't get it. Are you trying to say that whites are really loud and rude, or that blacks are really loud and rude but whites are too afraid to shut them up?

Do you want to be shut up or do you want others to shut up?

They grew up around black men and know how horrible they are, so they're trying to net a safe, stable man.

There are some surprisingly qt black chicks, but they're one in a million.

>being this retarded and easily confused
Holy shit

>be white
>see black girl
>doesn't have the body of a twelve year old boy
INTO THE TRASH IT GOES

>Have you never been in a theater or restaurant with blacks?

i haven't seen a group of blacks in a theater in a long ass time. movies are like 15$ a head nowadays unless you go to the ghetto theater. niggers can't afford that.

when i see black people they are usually just kind of hanging out on a street corner somewhere.

I think what OP is trying to say is...
>Going to the movies is a fucking chore and horrible because you're in the general population

Well in your opening OP you make the first point, and then turn around and make a point that would suggest the opposite.

>Funny, say that next time you see one instead of staring at your shoes or "reading" the label of your water bottle like a scared little cuck.

Here you suggest that people look away from you when you would expect to be confronted. This implies you frequently do things to be confronted over, but that whites never confront you.

you ain't no nigga. you a straight up faggot.

>doing this much presumptuous overthinking to validate your confusion
Too bad they don't hand out gold medals for mental gymnastics.

Stay retarded.

Since when are successful mass shootings animal like?

>this is the average white boi mentality
There's a reason why people fear quiet white betas more than loud niggers in schools these days.

Jesus.

>tfw you dream you're black
>mfw I wake up and realize I'm not
thank god

>Its another "nigger OP makes a white hate proclamation out of lying about what niggers actually do in theaters and we all nod our heads and agree with him" thread

Oh cooney you so smart!

That Peter Dinklage thing happened to me, but it was for the X-Men trailer.

I'd be pissed if I was a successful actor, but was received this way by plebs by merely being on screen.

Plot twist: your dick is still small

DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUN

probably bigger than yours, tyronium

Hey, you never know. Post yours then I'll post mine.

sent ;)

He's right...the nigger is a fag.

On behalf of white people everywhere; You're welcome.

Now apologize.

Those are some mighty nips

>[current year]
>not being a fag
>this is blasphemy among your people nowadays, is it not?
Shame.

>Funny, say that next time
>next time

There has to be something happening "next time" that would cause a white person to avoid eye contact with you. That's not overthinking, that's basic ass logic.

I'm black, and even I think Nip King there needs a one way trip to Chicago.

Amirite, guys?

Unless you have the reading comprehension of a wet rock. But I wager you're just playing coy because there's a bit too much salt in your popcorn right now.

;^)

I have an adopted black sister and a half-black nephew and I'd defend them to the maximum extent allowable under law.

But they're not niggers, though. My sister wasn't raised to fail at everything and blame it on whitey.

(Not American, by the way, so no 'affirmative action' for her, either)

White people are more sympathetic (hence the whole freeing slaves and sending billions of dollars to Africa every year while the rest of the world watches them starve and laughs).

Oh boy, the SJW would have a field day with this one. Funny post though. Can I have it?

Because it's the only place where we don't get banned and/or harassed irl over your opinion.

>transfaggots are predominately white
This is the first tranny I ever remember seeing. I was like 5.

K

Niggers overreact when they laugh more than anyone. Why do they have to fall all over the place when they laugh?

youtube.com/watch?v=biGPkVHxjJM
Satire, but pretty accurate

>mass shooters are predominantly white
hol up

Why does he look exactly like Michael Keaton

yeah. my cousin's wife is from Cote D'ivoire. she has experienced bloodshed most Americans have never seen (see Liberia). yet, she speaks perfect English, is super kind, and never complains. their children are beautiful. most people from Africa that I have met are very kind, intelligent and well spoken. They are nothing like the "niggers" in the USA. I don't like using that term. There's just a shitty people and good people all over the world, with lots of ethnic variations. The USA just has a huge problem of impoverished people that have been educated by the media, and neglected by their parents.

Niggers are largely niggers because they are raised to believe that they're perpetual victims, and that everything bad that happens to them is as a result of external forces.

The aspiring rapper who's nineteen years old in the tenth grade and has been arrested seven times is never going to amount to shit.

But you can bet if he sees another black kid who doesn't dress like a retarded wannabe gangster and actually studies, he's going to criticize that kid for not partaking in their culture of failure.

Niggers hate taking responsibility, and they hate African Americans who succeed through effort and thereby destroy the illusion that nigger failure is due to anything other than nigs gonna nog.

>A mass shooting is when four or more people...
source "reddit: the front page of the internet"

gb2 it

They have very small brains

Why do niggers come here when its filled with racism?

>being deterred by le mean Sup Forums e-racists
Get real. I've been here for almost ten years and have never been phased.