Talking to a girl i have a crush on and talk to regularly. Dubs decide what I say

Talking to a girl i have a crush on and talk to regularly. Dubs decide what I say

"Are you on your period?"

Marie andthesenuts

i like to save up my own jizz and then pour it into my gaping asshole

Can I play belly bongos while you suck on my dick fatty patty?

send nudes my mom wont share anymore

Winrar

"Hey, just wanted to let you know, crushing hard on you."

when you you go on the rag? I have an iron deficiency

Waiting for her to reply

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Hitler did nothing wrong

Lmao we talk about hitler all the time

i need your advice, how should i tell a girl that i like her?

roll

do you like pegging? im not gay, but I do love to take it up the ass

Hey, you want to try help me fit a carrot in my ass?

Ayo boo boo, what might it take for me to procure some images of the more promiscuous manner?

This!

word around the office is you've got a fat cock

x.x

Roll

eat my boogers

rollerino for this

Quints

That is Daffy
How DARE you insult the most memorable member of Looney Toones. Daffy is the best character and not that Donald Duck trash.
Just die..

I'm dying and the only cure is seeing you naked

Winrar

I tend to say weird things to her all the time so not mich phases her

WE should do anal

just say this dude and depending on how she responds you will know if ya have a shot or not

Reroll

Hi Marie, I've been thinking a lot and I have reached to the conclusion that we have to move together and start our own clown-costumes renting business, I'll be hard in the beginning but after the first 7 years we'll have like 4 costumes. You know, people love clowns and we can adopt a baby goat to give joy to our home. Please think about it, I really did.

www.pornhub.com/chickswithdicks

Just letting you know i'm only talking to you because i'm tryna fuck, so let me know when you want me to beat up that puss lil thottie.

Rollin

What does the inside of your vagina look like?

rolllll

Lemme be honest with you, Olivia. Look me in the eye. I get erections to you. Marry me.

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Nudes?

Welp

This

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can you send me a photo of your dick??? XD

gold

:)

Let's have the sex. I want a baby rn

What do you think about me putting my cock in your ass?

reroll

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Re roll

lol i want him to say this
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rolllll

fuck

Ok im serious now, i need your advice, how should i tell a girl that i like her?

Nudes ;) ?

rol

roll

this

Again

>"Hey wanna know why I put a clown EMOJI next to your name?"
>"You wear way too much makeup"

Fucking anti-get thread, roll

Yo I got dubs

So, how about we go to olive garden and you give me a handie under the table.

You're paying btw.

kek

Reroll

Say Hello to /b

I wanna fuck my mamma mia miss maria

loll

"I browse Sup Forums"

Rawl

rollerino

>send dick pic

Alright, this is what in packing. Interested? Take it or leave it.

This is fucking cringe, holy fuck.

WINRAR

dubz

reroll.

WINRAR x2

Hey op wtf

rolling

3 Winrars here.

Asked for nudes but forgot to save it

Winrar af

rollerino

Liar

You are a faggot op, start delivering

reroll

Dude I have a huge crush on you and have for like ever we're such cool friends and I want to put a butt plug in you and tie you up until you love me. Let's get married.

let's go out for coffee one day

whats with the different name

...

roooll

Roll

rolling for this

What dat mouf do

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This is legitimately depressing so fucking look at, holy fuck. She is so completely uninterested in you and its pathetic. Jesus Christ. Send this message to her verbatim if dubs. Tell her I personally feel sorry for having to deal with you.

Lmfao