Implying asexuality is a real thing

>implying asexuality is a real thing

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Im asexual and im real

he's just into mousegirls

>tumblr: the character

no it aint

this

at least, i think i'm real

Maybe Todd is a schizoid

that's not Diane or Mr. Peanut Butter

Mr. Peanut Butter is the best though

It is actually, believe it or not. Some people just don't care about sex. Imagine that!

>Some people just don't care about sex. Imagine that!

it's more than that though. e.g., i still have a sex drive and think about sex occasionally and enjoy seeing hot women, so i'm not asexual, but i don't care about sex

This is me. Sex sounds fine but Ive never had a strong enough drive to pursue it.

kek.

are you me?

Well, I've never gotten random erections or hard from seeing people, images or porn.
All my levels are normal and there is no medication to take to fix it.
So I'm asexual but I don't want to be but have to accept that I am.
I'd say I'm very real.

I will be a 30 KHV in 1 month. Feels good and do not even wish to fuck a girl. I do not care much about fapping [which I do each day for 10 minutes to get it done], even less about sex, and once I fap I do not care at all about women.

>masturbating

guess what? you aren't asexual then

It's real, but it's not natural. It's caused by the chemicals in our water and can be prevented if you buy my water filters.

asexual, not having a sex drive, seems oddest to me. it's like not having a drive to find food and water

how much do you want and how often will i have to replace them?

all these 'me's in one thread
ily guys
keep reminding me that I'm not an abnormal piece of worthless shit

>tee hee im le special asexual snowflake xD no silly boys I won't have sex with you xDD hee hee

>it's a the sheltered "straight" (despite never having had sex with anyone ever) white boi thinks his """experiences""" are universal episode

lmao leave ur basement virgo

I don't even get the point they were trying to make by making him asexual. Was it supposed to be funny? It wasn't really anything, just kind of awkward and didn't make sense.

Yeah random erections stopped after puberty for me. The idea of getting hard in public over some woman is so odd to me.

i've always been sort of that way. i'd rather hang out with women than ruin it by trying to fuck them. i enjoy the sexual tension and i'm not really boyfriend material anyway.
was in a relationshit for 10 years with someone who was always bullying me into being more macho and calling me gay whenever i didn't want to fuck. probably should've broke that off way earlier because i feel like i wasted the best years of her life. anyway thanks for listening, feel free to laugh and call me a faggot

I didn't get them during puberty even.

You're not asexual if you falp you beta faggot.

why would you want to hang out with women if you're not going to fuck them? they are boring.

>sexual tension
women do too.
do you kiss women?

For me, it is easier to fuck women than kissing them

Every person I've ever met that identified as "asexual", rummage around in their past a bit and you find some kind of sexual trauma

It's not something you're born with. It's some kind of defense mechanism or maladaption.

and what are they supposed to do with Todd's asexuality? if they leave it alone and never mention it again, then why make a semi-big deal about it in the first place, but it doesn't seem like there is enough there to make it a subplot and prominent part of his character in season 4 (or if to do so would be appropriate or even good writing, because they'd have to draw attention to it)

dudes are fucking boring. they're so fucking competitive and always treat me like i'm some kind of sidekick. women are more empathic and cool to hang out with

I have no sexual trauma and no reason to lie to you. Id have sex with an attractive woman if she offered but I feel no desire to pursue.

I'm really glad to know I'm not alone. People never believes me when I'm saying I legitimately do not care about sex. I do have a sex drive (albeit it's really low) but I never make an effort to truly satisfy it. I'll fap for a bit then I quickly move on.

Sex as a thing is just unappealing to me and I always felt more it more bothersome to do than anything else. I'm even put off with the mere idea of having a romantic relationship.

>Id have sex with an attractive woman
protip: you aren't asexual

Jesus christ the designs on this are terrible

Todd is basically mentally retarded and probably low test as well. Asexuality is developmental disorder

>people who are different must be broken in some way

typical defense mechanism or maladapTATION

>i feel like i wasted the best years of her life.
nah dude. if she was trying to make you feel inferior she was a bitch, plain and simple. you shouldn't feel any less masculine because you weren't some kind of fuck-machine that was online 24/7.

>intense depression and emotional neglect leaves you a sexless shell of a human begin
>lol I wuz just born this way XD

sad really

but what do you do when you hang out with women

There's degrees that are useful to distinguish. I am not a robot completely free from the biology of sexual attraction, but by what is expected of me of society, I am asexual. I'm more motivated to talk to women to form friendships than to bed them.

Asexuals are just the human version of the beautiful ones.
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You know that these women have been fucked a few hours before you hang out with them?

lack of a sex drive comes from intense depression or some other fucked up neurological or psychological problem usually caused by social or emotional isolation

she had a problem with every single facet of me, my clothes, my hair, she made me wear axe body spray and order manly drinks like jack and coke when i wanted a fucking martini, like she was embarrassed of me.
towards the end, she started telling me I wasn't any fun or as smart as i thought i was and even started telling me i smelled bad

>being this envious of emotionally damaged people
Come on, user. Your dad had a faggy mantra or two, too.

>it is a problem not to be a normie

found the beta normie

or the baby monkeys raised in the Harlow experiments

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I have no sexual trauma. But I also have no libido. Nothing in my body indicates that I should pursue sex with anyone, my body has never got turned on by anyone to drive me to attempt to have sex with them. Either male or female.

Not this but I have a lot of female friends and I just, like, hang out with them. I do activities with them like I do with other guys.

We study, go to the gym, watch movies, take a walks, get a few drinks, go to shows. Whatever peoples do together. I don't wanna sound like a stupid SJW or fedorafag but I treat women like people. I don't give them special treatments or attentions or I never try to get favours from them. For me, they are literally like any other guys I hang out with.

>envious

wat

Why would you be proud of having a psychological or mental illness.

The cortisol seeping through your brain is what's making you depressed, anxious, and lacking a sex drive not because you were "born that way"

>sexual trauma

there's no rule that says depression has to be caused by sexual trauma

You are a beta-orbiter who was either mothered too much, or not nearly enough.

Lack of a sex drive can result from that but is not exclusively caused by it. I'm mentally healthy and functioning in every practical way that society desires.

fuck man, that's cruel

1)the only manly drink is an old fashioned

2)fuck her man, sounds like total garbage. you're better off I promise.

morality is a spook

my asexual friend lost his virginity recently at 27. his sisters friend pity fucked him and then they turned fuckbuds since

Okay.

DELET THIS

>pity fucked
this works well. the woman thinks she does something non-egotistical, only to just go back to her old self right after

/lit/ pls

i thought your lot has dropped Stirner anyway

>spook
Das racis!

>in every practical way that society desires

being able to function in society is in no way a determination on whether you're a major depressive or not.

>it's an ageing untouchable neckbeard convinces himself he's actually ""asexual"" episode

the ones that arent are probably taking depression meds already or some shit.

well he's much better looking than she is, he's just kind of an aspie and a pussy, dont know what you mean by "her old self"

Yes it does, a lot of the professional determinations of mental illness are whether or not the condition inhibits your ability to function as part of society (or you feel that you can only keep functioning for so long).

Psychiatry has gone through a lot to make the field wary of handing out labels of mental illness unless they're necessary, otherwise we just regard it as a flavor of personality or temperament.

do drugs and watch movies. one time this chick's bf came home from his dayjob to find us sitting on the couch watching tv and laughing. he always treated her like she was a n alien species that he couldn't understand and needed to be talked down to and conquered (you know, a misogynist) he was always talking about how women were inferior and since i didn't talk much that he knew i agreed with him when i really wanted to punch him in the face
i got to hear all about how asspained he was the next day

This just solidified my hate for Todd. I want him dead way more than Bojack at this point.

Tumblr's got a label for you!!

>the beautiful ones

this is 1:1 me in every single way besides being a mouse
shucks

can't wait for the die phase

While I understand why you think that - and it's certainly likely the case for many - can't you conceive of a scenario where an otherwise normal, attractive person is asexual? There's 7.4 billion people alive. Lots of room for variety. I've been told by a few women that I'm attractive, people have made jokes about me being a lady's man based on my looks, and my close friends have been surprised to learn that I'm a virgin.

People who identify as asexual are...
>Depressed
>Have a very low sex drive
>Or you might just have some all consuming obsession/passion that takes up all your thoughts
>Or some combination of the three
Let's be honest though, if you have so little drive and you ignore your biological hardwiring you probably don't have the drive to do much-- You're busted kid! You're just a broken appliance taking up room on the kitchen counter! Garbage!
I kid, because honestly, anyone who says they're asexual is just a faggot who wants attention from the opposite/same sex, but is just to lazy or boring to get it.

Most of the men that older women approach [since fewer and fewer men approach them] agree to try to make they cum in their bed.
And most men even agree to entertain those women even after they gave them orgasms.
Of course, it s does not last long, since young men have no money to entertain a woman in the long term, but those women want sex first and will get money from older men [who agree to provide for them, sex included, because they are lonely too and desperate to be noticed by a woman, whatever her past]

Women are too logical not to try to get a man with vitality to fuck her

>whether or not the condition inhibits your ability to function as part of society

No. There's an actual diagnostic process.

>Psychiatry has gone through a lot to make the field wary of handing out labels of mental illness unless they're necessary

kek, Psychiatry exists to spout bullshit, sadly though the debilitating mental, emotional, and sexual effects are not bullshit and can't just be laughed off.

Yeah. It's being straight. I like women and I'm still attracted to them. Like I said, the idea of a romantic or a sexual relationship is just unappealing to me.
I can find a woman attractive but it doesn't necessarily means I want to fuck her.

>wanting Bojack dead
why? just for being an asshole? only truly awful thing he's completely responsible for is messing with that deer girl

The lack of desire to perform the sexual act makes you a failure of an organism while there are mites living in your eyebrows that are doing it.

you will never live in your own eyebrows.

Yes, part of the diagnostic process is assessing how, if at all, your condition has impaired you from functioning in society. Presumably it is impairing you otherwise you wouldn't be seeing a mental health professional, voluntarily or otherwise. If you are able to function in society, and regard yourself as happy, then there is no disorder to diagnose as there is nothing wrong with you. Just because you're different from normal doesn't make you mentally ill.

oy vey don't listen to this stupid goy

sex is solely for pleasure and not reproduction

A functioning alcoholic is still an alcoholic.

>tfw you live a cozy life by yourself, knee deep in vidya and movies and disposable income with no relationship bullshit or even a sex drive to make it happen
Life is good, amigos

Ok so I have a friends with benefits deal and anytime we fool around I just can't seems to get turned on or even get off. I've never been in an emotional relationship in my life and I think I might react the same way if I were in a relationship with someone.
Would I be considered an asexual?
I want to have sex, but I don't seem to have the mental capability to fuck with another person.

>social or emotional isolation
well i'm not socially isolated....

and you're making the ridiculous assumption that a diagnosis of "not depressed" would be given if you met all the classic signs, but then said you "functioned" in society, despite even being able to have sex

The implication is that the problem is building. Many alcoholics realize that in hindsight, they weren't 'functioning' alcoholics at all, and were slowly shedding relationships and shirking professional responsibilities.

I have schizoid personality disorder and I'm asexual so, yeah.

Bury her alive in an oil drum.

>or emotional isolation

>mental capability

it's not "mental" it's an emotional problem.

If you've never even been in a real relationship how would you know? It's pure speculation to say "oh yeah things would totally be the same"

Masturbating too much, or being addicted to pornography can cause this
Your brain is wired to get off to pictures instead of people, so you feel nothing

And many mentally ill people realize in hindsight that they were mentally ill the whole time.

You would not be consulting with a psychiatrist in the first place, do you not understand this critical component? Psychiatrists don't just run around diagnosing people. They put signs into context, they ask you how you feel about those signs. Having a low sex drive is not necessarily a problem if you've always had a low sex drive, it's only an issue if you only recently developed a low sex drive in response to a change in diet, medication, environment, job, etc.

where do you think the pleasure comes from? it's your body telling you that you're with nice titties and nice hips that will give them greater possibility of carrying on your DNA to another generation? You can rationalize that you don't actually want to have kids but in a consequence free world before paternity cases, that's what it was all about.

I've known many 'quirky' people and heavy drinkers that have functioning perfectly well their whole lives. While there are many out there who are only in denial about their issues, or are able to remain in a comfortable bubble that doesn't stress their issues, many others are able to adapt and cope as necessary.

>You would not be consulting with a psychiatrist in the first place

Yes it's called "avoiding the problem" or "ignoring the symptoms" and then claiming you're fine because hey no doctor has told you otherwise. People do this all the time.

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Asexual is not a label that you can give yourself. A being either reproduces sexually or asexually, you don't get to decide that you are asexual. I remember pointing this out to some turbo sjw back in like 2013 when sjw-ism was at it's peak. They literally could not understand this simple biological fact. If you are a human, then you are not asexual. You can refrain from sex but that just makes you abstinent, it DOES NOT make you "asexual".

>Having a low sex drive is not necessarily a problem
>basic physiological need
>lol w/e no biggie

yeah ok