You wake tomorrow with the powers of Superman. What do?

You wake tomorrow with the powers of Superman. What do?

Burn my enemies with heat vision.
Crush charred carbon remains into diamonds.
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Profit.

Kill everyone.

Shitpost on Sup Forums Sup Forums

Explore space.

Fly around and rape any bitch I want

Free helicopter rides

Rob a couple banks, fly to a state with better weather, buy a nice house that's isolated and secluded, play vidya and shitpost on Sup Forums for the rest of my days in solitude.

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Make a deal with anti sjw leaders, kill all sjws and their pet causes...ie dindus socialists etc...rid the world of trash people.

wipe out BAMN, antifa, nazis, feminists, and other hate groups

Masterbate with direct eye contact while walking towards every car on a highway.

Masturbate.

Fly to a tropical island

Super fuck some dark skinned chicas

Come back home for the night

Fly to New York when i wake up, on an airplane with my family

Sprinkle little bits of kryptonite in all my alcohol. The fact that each drink is killing me a little bit makes it worth it.

>Kill 80 percent of the earth
>leave only women and like 10 homies
>shotgun blast bitches to death with muh dick

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Would you also have Superman's physique?

>call in sick for the week
>get out of town, and away from witnesses
>experiment with and learn to use super powers
>file a mineral claim for section of remote, empty land in the mountains.
>work normal job to keep low profile while I work on master plan
>fly into space to find large quantities of rare elements (gold, platinum, etc.)
>bring finds to claim site. Use powers to melt them down and contaminate them with local soil as I make ingots.
>Sell ingots that "I mined this on my claim." so I can get piles of money that looks legit.
>quit job.
>"mine" and refine more ingots to sell.
>become rich while paying taxes so I seem legit
>Buy private islands around the world.
>create island resorts for myself
>go to private island when I want to "get away"
>put on disguise and go to someplace far away from island I am "known" to be at and start fighting terrorists with lethal force.

It's been a while since I chuckled user, thank you for that visual

Cleanse Africa of niggers.

So us white people can finally make something decent out of it.

Niggers had their time, they can't do shit without being whipped.

Also get rid of all muslims, north korea, all SJW's

basically get rid of 50% of the population that is useless trash

dumb cunt. You are now a god. Do you not realise how strong superman is?

Make up for lost fucking time

I would do my best to help the world.
I would try to live up the ideals of this character, be humble, use my powers for good, weed out corruption and attempt to make the societies of earth support each other rather than destroy.

I would also like to explore space of course.

Pic unrelated.

help the world and NOT be complete ass

Quite thoroughly practical.
Set up a company to contract out special services. Conduct construction demolition faster than full crew. Do special high-security deliveries for elite clients. Destructive politicians, "untouchable" career criminals, dictators, tyrants, terrorists, militant feminists... discrete assassinations by a number of methods.
Swoop in and handle large disasters for PR, and do charity, ecology, and aftermath cleanup for tax write-offs.

legit just wear a mask an pick a country you like an be like "ill fight for you if you give me X,Y, and Z. but here is also a few things i wont do or have to be done before i do something"

now oyu have a whole country paying you how ever much you want, giving you what you want, an you can tell them that if its killing kids or if you arnt 100% sure they are actual bad guys or some shit you wont do it.

Watch girls in the changing rooms

Pic related

You're either really dumb, or really young. Which is it?

I'd do whatever I want at the moment. Completely secure in the knowledge that nobody can stop me. I'd be a force of nature, an act of god made manifest. I'd destroy anything that displeases me and take everything I desire.

Aside from the usual "get money, fuck bitches", it would be fun to walk into da hood and wait to get attacked by niggers.

Quitting my job would be first. I'd want to be a hero, but realistically I'd probably be a villain and steal hella amounts of money, and work with various cartels. I couldn't handle the responsibility of saving lives on a regular basis.

Start killing niggers in South Africa and Zimbabwe to save the White Africans. Dont make it too obvious at first, let them think they can harm me. Slowly by steadily show more and more of my power. Have the Afrikaners rally around me. Do public executions of marxists and other leftwing/jewish criminals.

After I cleanse all the bantu filth, I'll sit down for a TV interview and scare the shit out of the world. Tell them that this is the physical manifestation of White Power. Tell them that White men are gods and that all white men can achieve what I have achieved. Point to ancient legends from all over the world talking about blonde haired, blue eyed, pale skinned gods. Say that those are my ancestors.

When the world is thoroughly shitting it's pants, go into hiding, get a new name and identity. Settle down and have a family. Emerge periodically to remind them that I'm still around.

Also Burn the UN and kill all cucks.

obviously underrated post, no one want to help others, even i, with the same ideals, i distrust the others, but it have to be done.

also kill the shit out of really shitty people

Go to the deepest part of the ocean

This is actually a beautifully crafted plan by someone who has given this way more thought than I have. I'm down for everything except for fighting terrorists, because ya'll can deal with that shit on your own. I'm just here to get rich.

become wallpaper

Beautiful
I would declare myself führer and gas all the Untermenschen

No it's not a beautiful plan. It's stupid. You can't expect to leave the planet and return in tow with rare minerals and not be detected by satellites.

small problem. How does he not get spotted doing these trips back and forth? by anything

nice user

leave this gay earth

Niggers have no idea how fast Superman is.

Faster than the speed of light. Smart ass niggas. You think our technology could detect Superman whipping his ass in at top speeds with a solid chunk of minerals in tow ever time he comes back?

it's a bird! it's a plane! No it's a dumbass!

trips

Fucking hive mind.

Become superman.

Become Bizarro Superman

Rob banks kill all the muslums pay off my debt

Fight crime, do good deeds.

Kill ever nigger, sand nigger, SJW, feminist, and libtard.. and create world peace.

fuck schoolgirls at light speed

Rob rich bad guys.

how are you going to protect the people of earth when you get lost in the middle of space for eternity?

but superman can hear people on earth from other galaxies.

also he can navigate space easily because his brain works so much better than ours.

also he could just look for earth with his super eyes

you didnt get how this work ?

Give a whole lot of women breast cancer.

>take over the goverment
>kill all niggers
>kill all sand-niggers
>kill all chinks
>kill all jews
>create white-only etopia
>be remembered as a hero who saved white race

Masturbate at light speed.

dubba-dubs gets it correct

samefag. forgot pic. higher than L2 orbit.

Rob a bank

Minerals would probably be lost during the trip back from all the heat of flying through the atmosphere faster than light

Just explore Earth. Considering I'm invincible I could just walk around seeing war first hand, but never be affected by it. I could go to North Korea and just see what's what. I could enjoy some me time on top of some mountains like Everest. If anything with the exploration I'm sure I'd find some kind of hidden Temple of monks or some shit somewhere in the world.

If I was really feeling risky I could walk up and down some streets in Detroit to really explore some crazy stuff. Cheesy shit maybe, but I'd use that shit to my advantage.

Create an enormous ice palace in the middle of the ocean, create an intricate dungeon system, and steal the fastest boat I can find.

Using this, and any time I have left, I would abduct as many girls as I could and put them in the dungeon. Sex dungeon online for a couple weeks, then transport my five favorites via the boat to my basement.

What?

shouldnt their tits be weirdly shaped because of their bras?

kill goku

Murder. Lots of murder.

Become the best Pokemon Go player at a global level.

>*snorts* ''shouldnt their tits be weirdly shaped because of their bras? gee I hope someone got fired for that blunder''

Snort a fat ass line of kryptonite

Use my powers to help America take over the world and kill all sjw multigender. Tumblrtards

Immediately fly into space in search of alien life

this.

Freeze time, spend my days raping every female with decent ass and taking a few bills from open tills at restaurants.

Get my sister pregnant

Save the world from General Zod

Then go fight for truth, justice and the American way

I would travel until I find a suitable queen of aliens to fuck.

Is there another Sup Forums out there?

I'd give the world a one year ultimatum to fix everything that is wrong. After the deadline I'll take care of whatever they couldn't fix.

why would you buy a house?

just kick the owner out and tell him to fuck off. it's not like that somebody could stop you from doing it.


personnally i would take over the government and crown myself the supreme leader of mankind. if you don't do what i say i throw yourself into the sun.

Wait until the next antifa riot.

Kill every last one.

>Go easy on people, lull them into a false sense of security for first century
>Full tyrant in the second century
>Disappear for a millennium, make them wonder if you were ever real


Does Superman age? he grew up under Earths sun in roughly the same time as a human

I would rape everyone to death.

World domination?

I looked it up and it seems the sun is suitable for superman to be in his prime (i.e. he can grow up but not grow old) for as long as it's a yellow dwarf.

That is a good point but are we the new limited superman, or the old unlimited superman.

Go to the bathroom and render it useless.

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Being Batman

Ejaculate through a speeding car.

Go to the town pool and fart the water out of it.

World domination

Also rape

I would fly up and start blasting random spots with my heat vision from orbit, after a couple days of that, start flipping random cars over on the streets and fly away at super speed as to not get caught on camera. Freeze breath bathroom doors closed, both home and public. Then I would challenge the strongest people in the world to hand-to-hand combat, then no-show the fights just to break into their houses and beat up their families while theyre gone, not kill them, but there would be hospital bills, this time I would make sure they knew I did it. announce I was the cause of all the random happenings around the world and wait for the governments around the globe to test me after I tease my powers on live tv on any stations I can hunt down and find. find some mid-level unassuming country and claim to represent them, and everything Ive done was in their name, even going so far as to design my suit in the same vein as their flag. start openly terrorizing countries, state by state turning everything around that country into ash, forcing a world war on me. any free time I can find will go to stealing monuments around the earth and moving them to that country. after so many years of this, the country will see me as their hero. shortly after they announce leadership, Ill take a shit on their leader, literally just hold them down with my super cheeks and drop poopoo from my butthole then fly away.

Rob banks, duh.

i would get shitload of money using superman powers. Then i would become a batman.