Dubs decides what I do with the rest of this mountain lightning

Dubs decides what I do with the rest of this mountain lightning

Pour it down your mouth till you can't breathe and die.

up the poopshoot it goes bottle and all

pour the rest down anus

drink it through your b-hole

Pour it in to your asshole

shove it up your ass

Drink it man

drink it with your asshole

ass drinking

Put a piece of paper in it with this written on it: "Shut the fuck up you fat fucking faggot ass sack of bitch ass nigger trash"
Then set it on your neighbors doorstep

Shot gun itt

Put it in your pooper

Reroll

up the ass foo

The fuck is mountain lightning...not doing in your ass

Op here the nearest neighbor is a mile away

Dump it out, stop being such a poorfag and go buy some real fucking soda you goddamn scrub.

Re rool

Take off cap.
Insert neck first into ass.
Handstand.

Dump it down the drain and ask your mom for a blowjob

Kek

Ha im ausfag never seen rip off dew. Good stuff.

Even better, do it.

You really have to watch your money so bad that you couldn't shell out a tad more for mt dew?

Roll for this

Light firecrackers and drop them in, then chug the rest before the firecrackers go off. Poorfag.

What did he mean by this

Fill with nasty ass sardines or something equally gross (we know you love gross shit because you're drinking poorfag Winn-Dixie ass soda) let it sit in the sun for like three days, then drink it all on YouTube. For the lulz, naturally.

burn small hole in lid with heated screwdriver or similar then shake with finger over the hole after its cooled down then squirt it into you'r anus . use whatever as lube . video with timestamp on you'r butt

What a waste of some dubs

wtf? Is it real?

Give it to your animal and hope that it dies without suffering.

Pour it on your gaming console and ruin it.

Felch it from your mother's asshole.

Felch it from your FATHER'S asshole.

Make a replica rocket for fun!

Throw it away and drink some water

omg dubssssss do it faggot!

I dont have a dad

Forgot to say Op here

stick weenie in the bottle

Next closest of kin will do. Uncle, cousin, any male family member will be an acceptable substitute.

Go buy one then faggot

Reroll

Op here I live alone the closest relative is 3 states away

Reeeeerollllz

Go find a hobo then and feeling it from his ass.

Feltch it from your own asshole then. Figure it out.

Felch* whatever

How!!!!!!

This is also acceptable then. If OP lives alone this is easily doable.

Op here I'm just gonna stick my sick dick in it

I fkn said figure it out.

You squirt it up your ass like an enema, then I guess spray it back out into a cup or something? Idk just use your imagination, user. We believe in you. Now get to felching. You owe me one.

Oh fuck off. No one wants that

No you pussy. You said dubs decide. I got dubs. I demand felching. Now get to it, I don't have all night, faggot.

I'm not giving myself an enema

Have any type of hose long enough? MacGyver something user its half the fun

Be a faggot with it and throw it out the window for being such a massive faggot for not delivering.

jizz in it, and then drink it

My dick didn't fit

I knew OP wouldn't deliver. OP, listen to me. You're a candy assed faggot and I hope you choke on your shit-tier soda. Be a man and drink the ass soda or I will forever be disappointed in you. Forever.

OP youre the worst

This I can do

Jesus Christ OP. What's wrong with your hand? Is it all swelled up or something?

ass soda

Mix it with gasoline poke a hole in the bottom and stick your dick in the top, use the hole in the bottom to ignite the mixture!

I think he is just fat.

I have grown massive girth with my mountain lightning

Is this the Mad Max Ogre post all over again? Looks like it by the picture of OPs hand there.

ass soda

Yes, I'm aware. I was being a petulant dickhead, lol.

Cant wait to taste your own cum but wont put it in your ass

You talking shit bout my hand

Ok next best thing. Keep the hole in the bottom and put the gasoline and drink on your eye. don't let it spill, so it's holding with your eye lid keeping it closed, or open your eye. Then ignite it!

Well colour me embarrassed

Butt chug it

Kek

I am. I'm talking shit about those fat handed knuckle dimples and them girly ass string bean fingers, too. Felch your soda faggot. Be a man for once.

go buy real mountain dew and tell the cashier you want to fuck them while you drink "the dew". Extra points if the cashier is a female and you say "m'lady".

"The dew"
Im dead

Pour it in your ass. Jump up and down. Shit it in a cup. Drink it. Pics

FUCK YOU ALL THAT FUCKING HURT. IM NOY DRINKING WHAT CAME OUT FUCK YOU

I'm fuckin' sayin'.

Dont even bother OP is a fag and wont deliver

Jesus Christ OP. No one expected you to actually do it.

Did he do it? Is that in your ass user? Well done! Kek

Op did it... fucking wow

I love you op. Good guy!

Someone screencap this

Fake and gay.

I love you for doing this.
I didn't actually think I'd get dubs lol

winnnnnnnnnnnn

Just like your sex life.

See

Aww someone's butthurt. LOLOL

Op here the pain in my ass isn't fake... but is probably gay

You're a trooper kid. Just remember, never listen to the weirdo faggots on Sup Forums. Don't be that guy, lol.

Show aftermath if legit