Dubs decides what I do with the rest of this mountain lightning
Dubs decides what I do with the rest of this mountain lightning
Pour it down your mouth till you can't breathe and die.
up the poopshoot it goes bottle and all
pour the rest down anus
drink it through your b-hole
Pour it in to your asshole
shove it up your ass
Drink it man
drink it with your asshole
ass drinking
Put a piece of paper in it with this written on it: "Shut the fuck up you fat fucking faggot ass sack of bitch ass nigger trash"
Then set it on your neighbors doorstep
Shot gun itt
Put it in your pooper
Reroll
up the ass foo
The fuck is mountain lightning...not doing in your ass
Op here the nearest neighbor is a mile away
Dump it out, stop being such a poorfag and go buy some real fucking soda you goddamn scrub.
Re rool
Take off cap.
Insert neck first into ass.
Handstand.
Dump it down the drain and ask your mom for a blowjob
Kek
Ha im ausfag never seen rip off dew. Good stuff.
Even better, do it.
You really have to watch your money so bad that you couldn't shell out a tad more for mt dew?
Roll for this
Light firecrackers and drop them in, then chug the rest before the firecrackers go off. Poorfag.
What did he mean by this
Fill with nasty ass sardines or something equally gross (we know you love gross shit because you're drinking poorfag Winn-Dixie ass soda) let it sit in the sun for like three days, then drink it all on YouTube. For the lulz, naturally.
burn small hole in lid with heated screwdriver or similar then shake with finger over the hole after its cooled down then squirt it into you'r anus . use whatever as lube . video with timestamp on you'r butt
What a waste of some dubs
wtf? Is it real?
Give it to your animal and hope that it dies without suffering.
Pour it on your gaming console and ruin it.
Felch it from your mother's asshole.
Felch it from your FATHER'S asshole.
Make a replica rocket for fun!
Throw it away and drink some water
omg dubssssss do it faggot!
I dont have a dad
Forgot to say Op here
stick weenie in the bottle
Next closest of kin will do. Uncle, cousin, any male family member will be an acceptable substitute.
Go buy one then faggot
Reroll
Op here I live alone the closest relative is 3 states away
Reeeeerollllz
Go find a hobo then and feeling it from his ass.
Feltch it from your own asshole then. Figure it out.
Felch* whatever
How!!!!!!
This is also acceptable then. If OP lives alone this is easily doable.
Op here I'm just gonna stick my sick dick in it
I fkn said figure it out.
You squirt it up your ass like an enema, then I guess spray it back out into a cup or something? Idk just use your imagination, user. We believe in you. Now get to felching. You owe me one.
Oh fuck off. No one wants that
No you pussy. You said dubs decide. I got dubs. I demand felching. Now get to it, I don't have all night, faggot.
I'm not giving myself an enema
Have any type of hose long enough? MacGyver something user its half the fun
Be a faggot with it and throw it out the window for being such a massive faggot for not delivering.
jizz in it, and then drink it
My dick didn't fit
I knew OP wouldn't deliver. OP, listen to me. You're a candy assed faggot and I hope you choke on your shit-tier soda. Be a man and drink the ass soda or I will forever be disappointed in you. Forever.
OP youre the worst
This I can do
Jesus Christ OP. What's wrong with your hand? Is it all swelled up or something?
ass soda
Mix it with gasoline poke a hole in the bottom and stick your dick in the top, use the hole in the bottom to ignite the mixture!
I think he is just fat.
I have grown massive girth with my mountain lightning
Is this the Mad Max Ogre post all over again? Looks like it by the picture of OPs hand there.
ass soda
Yes, I'm aware. I was being a petulant dickhead, lol.
Cant wait to taste your own cum but wont put it in your ass
You talking shit bout my hand
Ok next best thing. Keep the hole in the bottom and put the gasoline and drink on your eye. don't let it spill, so it's holding with your eye lid keeping it closed, or open your eye. Then ignite it!
Well colour me embarrassed
Butt chug it
Kek
I am. I'm talking shit about those fat handed knuckle dimples and them girly ass string bean fingers, too. Felch your soda faggot. Be a man for once.
go buy real mountain dew and tell the cashier you want to fuck them while you drink "the dew". Extra points if the cashier is a female and you say "m'lady".
"The dew"
Im dead
Pour it in your ass. Jump up and down. Shit it in a cup. Drink it. Pics
FUCK YOU ALL THAT FUCKING HURT. IM NOY DRINKING WHAT CAME OUT FUCK YOU
I'm fuckin' sayin'.
Dont even bother OP is a fag and wont deliver
Jesus Christ OP. No one expected you to actually do it.
Did he do it? Is that in your ass user? Well done! Kek
Op did it... fucking wow
I love you op. Good guy!
Someone screencap this
Fake and gay.
I love you for doing this.
I didn't actually think I'd get dubs lol
winnnnnnnnnnnn
Just like your sex life.
See
Aww someone's butthurt. LOLOL
Op here the pain in my ass isn't fake... but is probably gay
You're a trooper kid. Just remember, never listen to the weirdo faggots on Sup Forums. Don't be that guy, lol.
Show aftermath if legit