Sorry user I have to write you this ticket

Sorry user I have to write you this ticket.
Unless you have Dubs of course

I have Dubs sir

Of course... I don't.

You took my dubs you fucking pig!

Like someone like you could have dubs

Fuck the police

My dubs are right here officer

Fight me pig

I got an eye on you bud!!!

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Rolando

Ha sure you do

C0pz 5uX d1X
LuL

¡Aquí tiene Oficial!

Yea, just a moment

No nigger cop pulls me over.

i dindu nuffin

Oh you have Trips, sorry for bothering you sir!

Checked

Trips? You have a good night, sorry for troubling you.

rolling for 99

I write you ticket

>Hahaha he actually fell for it John

I dinnnndinnn doo sheit, crakkka

I know I've got them around here somewhere...

just gtfo

Sounds like fake news

Check em

im guilty officer, i got a kilo on my lap and a bitch in the trunk

I see...

>We got another one John

i am above the law

How about you check out these dubs officer

>Anotha one Johnny boy

Rubadubdubs

YES!

IAM THE LAW

what

Oh no

It's a setup! Run motherfuckers!

yo bite me

Anyone else have Dubs?
Don't be afraid, we're just here to help.

fuck

FUCK THE POLICE

yo you gotta give me does dubs in da middle

kiss my ass officer

You can't get me for anything

>43
>Just give him our Dubs Billy
>Alright John

I'm no a queer but if i suck your tiny bonner will u let me go

DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO MOTHERFUCKERS

Good evening officer

FTP

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE LET ME GO

Fucking kek

Holy shit check em

Oh my god, Trips! Sorry for wasting your time sir. Good bye and REEEEEEEEE to you!

Right away sir, please be about your business.

Yes sir I do and here are my papers

Here you go officer have a good day nkw

Look I think I've got a set of dubs somewhere but I've got a mad twist and jerk action if we can just forget this?

I'm just a black man trying to make a living to support my family

C-certainly officer. Here you go

Put that gun down niggerrrr oh I'm gonna have to shoot

chill my man

Does this look like Dubs? You fucking retard

I ain't doin sheit nigga, I ain't playin

Well I'm fucked

>"Well i'm fucked" user told me
>That's funny as fuck Billy
>Alright John i'm bringing him in now.

I have those dubs right here, right in my back pocket. I also have trips, but I might have left them home

...

>Billy I found these Dubs on you, how could you
>Sorry Johnny boy.

Gimme dat

Sorry, I left it in my other post. H- here it is!

>Dear god even I Johnny have Dubs.
>Good bye world.

eh, silly me, wrong pocket, here ya go

Hold still nigger

Are you looking for a gun nigger? Put your hands on the fucking wheel

Does this still look like Dubs, you fucking retard

You'll never take me alive!!!!

I AM PEPE LORD OF THIS WORLD WITNESS ME

I dindu nuffin

right away sir

But... Check my trips first!

Blasphema

>988
>Nice try you Dubs smuggler

I see those dubs nigger

>So you were the Smuggler this ENTIRE TIME?!

Captain Dubs here.

Kindly eat a dick, police nigger

just make it quick.

your mum is not gonna wait that long

the saw is the law

...

sir

not so fast officer

THATS NOT DUBS YOU STUPID APES

STOP RESISTING ARREST

Right?

Bask in the presence of these trips

...

No ticket today nigger