ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS AND SUCH

ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS AND SUCH

i once came in my dads mayo sandwich

my friends car tried to fonger my moms back

Sounds painful

I still fap to Vicky videos

Vicky videos? Sorry, newfag here

Young gril that was abused by her dad

I enjoy fapping on omegle and other cam sites with girls of a questionable age.

fapped to masha's vid on pornhub until it got deleted, anyone have new links?

>used to have really bad delusions last summer, lasted 2 months or so and never returned
>pissed in my bed when I got really drunk one night
>got molested in a train and liked it
>got a bit aroused while play fighting with my brother in the pool

Those are things I never told anyone

I member that. Fapped furiously

Femanon?

i told my gf about my period and pee fetish and she really likes it and she pees all over my dick. Its not really secret material but I feel like that's a pretty big relationship accomplishment since we're only in our teens and I just wanted to tell that to someone

*sigh* I don't even really feel comfortable sharing this on an anonymous board but here goes.....fuck it why not....

I once had sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

Details?

Not a summerfag or a newfag, but just wondering which is worse?
Opinions?

>got a bit aroused while play fighting with my brother in the pool

boners happen

I've seen Daisy's destruction

>Jack off with step-daughter panties in step-daughter bed
>Always wear boxers at home to shoe my cock off to step-daughter
>Jack off with door slightly open while step-daughters room is down the hall in view
>Drink milk out of the carton

Aren't you worried about getting busted for having that material?

My dad and I were camping when I was maybe 9. While hiking we came across a little girl maybe a year or so younger than me. She was badly beaten but alive. My dad told me to go back to camp and wait for him. I waited forever and when he finally came back he was alone. When I asked he said she died and he buried her. What always bothered me were two things, we didn't tell cops or Forrest Rangers and he made me swear never to tell my mom. And two his jeans were unzipped when he came back. At 19 I asked him about it and he got angry and denied it ever happened.

gimmi a link or source on da vids

>checked
It was just her sucking dick but it was hot

kek cool story bro

I love hate my gf she's let herself go and I can't get it up anymore for her but I can't break up with her

Nice. I've never seen anything like that online and I'm too afraid to go looking, but I like living vicariously.

>Forrest Rangers
Should have called Forrest Gump

the fact that you had to demonstrate "im not a newfag" makes you a gayfag

An old USB I have. Was downloaded years back from kazza or limewire

I've posted greentexts about some of my wife's sexual exploits on Sup Forums and put up some of her pictures

She'd be furious if she knew

Mate as long as you dont have it in your computer, you're good. If you want to be extra careful, hide behind a proxy or two

cool secret. might aswell kill yourself now

Me too and a lot more. I got V& once when I was 15.

I met a fat, ugly, disgusting multi-millionaire on SeekingArrangement that I did gay shit with for money

what exactly did you do?

The more disturbing thing was that it wasn't really a typical "sugar daddy" type of thing. This fuck wanted actual emotional affection and I was not comfortable with that. I would have rather just sucked him off or some shit but he forcibly wanted me to love him and it traumatized me

I banged two prostitutes behind my girlfriends back because she's got lazy getting sex from her is a fucking hassle. It was great and I'd do it again, don't even feel bad about it. They were much better fucks and gave better head than her.

What exactly happens when you get v&? Is it as bad as people think? What exactly is the process there's a couple cp busts every year in my area just curious?

was the money good?

The old ftp sites were crammed with cp, I've seen some nasty shit

Pics of step-daughter

i pretend that i workout to get the girls but i really enjoy working out for makes me feel like i accomplished something

If I would have stayed with him I could have easily been a millionaire in around 5 years but he fucked me up mentally. He set up a pre-paid card and I got a few hundred bucks for games and shit a month. He was weird and fuck and was really frugal but I had actual proof that he was rich.

Do you think anyone who has been v& and is serving serious time has the ability to go on Sup Forums and tell you? lol. You might want to wait 10-20 years to ask...

mayo sandwich?

Im fuck buddies with my friend's/housemate's gf's 13 yo sister

i had sex with my english teacher several times we chat on snapchat all the time

Well done user

what's v&?

Aussie for mayonnaise

well shit dude, we all have to make a living. dont be so rough on yourself, ofc the faggot would traumatize, all millionaires are fucked up in their mind. Get well soon user

I constantly lie and cheat to get another hit. I'll do anything for a drink. Yesterday I woke up in detox and as soon as they let me out i bought half a oint and ate 42 mucinex. I then proceeded to get my credit card info from my girlfriend and buy a fifth that I drank on the train to go see her. I drank another half a fifth just now after she went to sleep. If I drink she hits me but i tell her it's ok.

"Vanned" meaning FBI van (raid)

Old way of saying party van. Aka when the fbi breaks in your door.

Caught a classmate stealing from my schools donation box that was going to be donated to a local homeless shelter. He split the money with me and told me to never tell. I only got about $60 from this but I still feel horrible about it.

how old was he?

Thanks man. A lot of people who I have talked to it about have rubbed it in my face because this guy would have literally made me rich, he was crazy and wanted to invest money in my ideas and inventions and shit but he fucked me up so bad. He said he would not have let me be in a relationship with anyone else until I was 22. I was 18 at the time and I've never had a gf so that would have sucked so fucking bad.

and im guessing that shit mostly happens when they got evidence to cp?

you're fucking disgusting

i have been driving a uninsured bmw for 4 years

gtfo moralfag

Well I was underage so that helped. I got 2 years probation and had to see a therapist. The real punishment was my high school finding out and being an outcast the rest of my time there. Wow is the only thing that saved me.

go kill yourself

V& = arrested by the party van aka FBI in a surveillance van.

Also, you are a newfag. Lurk moar.

>moralfag

i have a black friend but my family is uber racist so i can never invite him over

t. reddit

Nice trips but if you don't mind can you explain more like how you got busted etc? File sharing? Also did they try and do data recovery on the spot or do they take it away right away? What all do they ask? Actually curious about this!

They are really looking for the producer. Not some kid caught up in bad shit.

i jerk off to gape porn

it took me awhile but i realized i'm a girl in a guy's body. but i don't want to transition so that's good.

lynch that nigger, as for yourself, get back to the cotton fields

I enjoy choking backpage prostitutes while doin it im 16 but i look alot older

No it's not, who puts only mayo on bread fucking retard

band

puts peanut butter on pepperoni pizza

I fucked my cousins daughter (ye, I'm her uncle)

I was 14 back then
she was 13

Now I'm 18

M O D S

Don't be a cunt man. This guy could be the next big serial killer. We can train him

nigger

Sure can.
So when they came they served a warrant and used plain clothes cops. The "van" was a trailer on am suv. Probably like 14'. It said "Fun Movers" on the side. It was a unit of gnu, ICE, state police, and a handful of other agencies. They did about 100 busts in the state that day. They took every digital device in the house. They ghosted every he's. Asked me for encryption keys which I refused. Released me into my parents custody. Almost shot my dog. Honestly ice seem some shit but that day was crazy.

i shat in my cats little box once he went crazy my cat search everywhere looking for another cat in the house

so this was all for cp? Or something else?

How'd you get caught? Thru a file sharing program? I notice that's how a lot of people in my area get caught

Any good?

i have got 2 stds and i like to spread the love

Woop

I was uploading on likewise. They waited to get me for distribution.

Limewire

Epic Trips!!!

I feel better about myself now. About once or twice a month I'll tap to some underage nn models. Never full blown cp tho. Sometimes I'm still paranoid even doing that. Never download either

Greentext?

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>Used to finger myself listening to my brother have sex

>cheat on my bf on a weekly basis with other guys

I'm glad I could be of service...

My wife and I have done just about every kinky thing imaginable in the bedroom and for the last year have been using a mfm threesome fantasy in bed and are finally ready to do it for real and have started planning it. Outwardly we are a typical young couple with a kid and been together years and years. In the bedroom its wild and the wife wants to be used like a slut. If the mfm works out we will move up to multiple guys running a train on her and filling all her holes.

Thanks for your time.

I would love to do a MFM threesome with a hot wife like that. -J

You are the worst type of person

Green text the details. I've heard many anons claim to have seen it

I want to have sex with 16yr old girls, but don't trust anyone due to the media. Between amber alerts, social media or nosey people I can't do it. I don't want to go to jail