/brit/

aregurl edition

>leafs

FOY

stop talking about philosophy

so fucking pretentious

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harry potter is a british national treasure

who here /ancap/

>AS & A Levels
>GCSE
>"maths"

Pedophiles must be eradicated.

good post

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the night ain't done, the nights still young, it's just started, it's just begun, the night ain't over, it's only one, it ain't half-hearted, I spent more than a ton, celebrate everyday like a bday, the party don't stop unless we say, I bring the vibes like I was a DJ, we only get one life no replay

Sorry lad, my IQ is too high to be a nonce

*socialises your property*

noncery isn't genetic so you can't wipe it out

WOULD YOU RATHER BE A BRUMMIE OR A SCOUSER

masturbated twice today and feel dire

shall henceforth quit masturbation as a novelty

>1990s
>radical Islam is failing, people protesting against it, support dwindling rapidly everywhere
>islamists pull a hail mary and attack the WTC on 9/11
>dives the USA mental and they start bombing the middle east/fucking up countries like mad, proving what the islamists where saying all along, driving support back up again.

gimmick idea: be stacey dooley

You can wipe it out by killing all the children so they shan't be fucked

ONE OF NATURE'S MYSTERIES

i barely remember the 90s but i think what you just said is bullshit

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cant poo

going to do a reverse poo of food into my mouth

Scouse. All day long.
t. London/Surrey ends (authority)

ANCAP is literally just a jewish trick to discredit more moderate modes of libertarianism

pretty sure leaving IEDs on someone's private road violates the NAP

Want to blast my South Korean roommate's boipucci but I can't tell if he swings that way. What should I do lads

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What if it's the IED owner's road?

Just found out I know the husband of a popular alt-right transgendered youtuber

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>>radical Islam is failing
huh? you had Afghanistan turned into an Islamic country, 1993 WTC, Air France Flight 8969, 1998 embassies etc

do brits have scooby doo? i was thinking about how people say shag to mean fuck
and there's a character named shaggy

You wake up and you are Stacey. What do you do?

Pics. And ask him.

want to spunk on those feet 2bh lads

got me there

Probably pack my bags for Japan and try to spread awareness about the sexualization of children over there

Wow that's amazing mate, absolutely fascinating.

their rebellions in places like Egypt and north Africa were spinning out of control, and their attacks were increasingly desperate.
if America had been more rational it could have diffused them entirely.

reminder that philosoleaf is a nonce

Early morning RISK if anyone is interested

Think I might be obsessed with Stacey Dooley.

Yeah, no problem, I thought someone might enjoy that

SCREECHING

yeh lol

Infant circumcision in the US is one of the greatest unsung tragedies of our era. So many poor, defenseless souls needlessly mutilated.

my favorite performance artist

do twice as much upper body work as leg work but somehow i'm still t-rex mode

might ditch leg day altogether

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not been in a gym in years but my legs are pretty stronk
always have been, played a lot of sport when i was younger
always baffled when i see guys with skinny legs, looks so weird

>tfw too scared of doing something wrong to play risk

bingers in banny to be honest bamily

>he didn't stop after 2plate

Enjoy being mired by gay dudes while women think your legs look weird and you can't buy proper pants off the shelf

iktf

i'm thinking since i'm bottom heavy i might take up gymnastics and become an acrobat or something

Not me but a friend was in AP Chem and they were working with some Sodium-something and his classmate snorted it as a cocaine joke. He was rushed to the ER and now his risk for Nasal and Lung cancer is through the roof. His predicted lifespan is like mid 30s maybe early 40s now and it was all for a shitty drug reference.
-screaming at this r'd't post

>SHEWTING ME IS NOH A LEGITTERMET FUHM OF PROWTEST

>bottom heavy

You should try squatting on my cock sometime lad

Tbf

Hm. Any chemistry lads in here have a hunch as to what kind of sodium salt this dunce insufflated?

i pooed 4 times yesterday and it wasn't even diarrhoea, i'm not sure you want to take that risk with me m8

might just get drunk then lads

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going to my chav aunties normieth birthday normiefest tomorrow lads

going to be really shy to start with and then try and drink my way to confidence but will probably end up looking stupid

could do with some coke really

Coke is a meme drug for failed normies and other miscellaneous runts. Hardly lasts a half an hour and costs a fortune

I necked a bottle of pure vanilla extract in food class (can't remember what GCSE food class was called) and they took me to the nurses office and made me drink water for hours.

Ah yes, I forgot about how gross bodybuilders are

>tfw live in East London
>tfw mum bought our shitty little house in 1990s for under 20k
>gentrification happens
>now worth over half a mil, ready to sell to rich yuppies

seize the means of reproduction, lads

why did you take home ec and why are you embarrassed to admit it

everyone had to, it wasn't optional. I learned to use sewing machines too, fite me

>taking Home-ec instead of shop class
runt

and people think whites are fleeing London because they're racist

>1990s, Islamism is restricted to a few old men hiding in caves in Afghanistan
>2017, a Caliphate straddles the centre of the Middle East, literally hundreds of thousands of active islamist soldiers, every majority Muslim country has an Islamist shadow government waiting for political instability to take over

Ah yes, the "war on terror"

Bender

i am a miscellaneous runt!

This cannot be true

>shop class
FOY

did shop and electronics too.

The curriculum was designed in such a way that you learned a little bit of everything and didn't learn enough of any of them to be of any use.

not a bodybuilder, just a minor fitness enthusiast

Property prices in my area have increased by 22% annually since 2012.

Welcome to the absolute insanity that is the London property bubble.

in school my sewing teacher was a real battleaxe feminist. wouldn't wear a bra and had very saggy tits and was very ugly and that made her very bitter. she'd lose her temper if you so much as glanced away when she was speaking to the class and at the end of the year if we wanted to keep out projects we had to buy them for a £1

bit weird looking back that such an obvious nutcase was allowed to work as a teacher

here are some highlights from my University class today

>Muhammad was a good leader
>Gandhi single handily beat the British empire
>Hitler was a vegetarian who never drank alcohol
>the nazis were socialist

>>the nazis were socialist
ah yes, Sup Forums 101

Had a science teacher like that, but the good thing about her was if you didn't fancy going into the lesson you just needed to put on trainers and she'd make you stand outside the whole lesson so you'd just go for a fag instead.

Hmm. My food tech teacher was a mental Irish woman. She once stole the cupcakes I made and literally refused to give them back just because I took too long baking them.

the second two are true

hitler was a methhead though

>tfw the myth of Al-Qaeda being some shadow organization with tentacles all over the world when in reality they were just a handful of dudes with a bit of saudi money and no real unity became an actual ideological unity in 2017

ah yes

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watch homes under the hammer sometimes and your property prices are ridiculous

most still aren't as bad as ours during the boom though

Every time I post, /brit/ has already fucked off to a new thread and left me behind.

I assume the mother left two plates of food, each including 3 sausages, ready for when the boys came home. She left, then fatty got home first and helped himself to one of his brother's (or son's) sausages. Gary told his mum there was only 2 sausages on his plate and it was deduced that fatty had taken the missing sausage.

As for the screencap, it might've just been easier to use a webcam already connected to a PC, than to screenshot it and post it online using a knackered old phone.

lads can't fucking sleep because I'm terrified

earlier I saw shadowy figures in my mirror but thought nothing of it and went to sleep, I've just woken up now and I'm scared for some reason, I can't sleep alone

Muhammad was the Augustus or Napoleon of Arabia though, that's literally true.

dont care

Hitler was known for his love of Bavarian sausages, and he took a big swig of beer after his attempted coup in the Beer Hall

Also, Nazis were more corporate. The corporations would belong to a select number of government individuals

Lol no. Muhammad is literally a small time warlord

>the "I'm fifteen and just watched an Adam Curtis film for the first time" school of historical explication

Ah yes, very cute

You're now fully aware that these things aren't real and you're imagining things. You're already fully aware you're going to wake up tomorrow and forget about it so get some kip m8. Monsters aren't real x

Come and sleep in my bed with me :3

Bit gay lol