Look up from your phone

>look up from your phone
>the table has fallen silent
>be greeted with this
......

>SALVAGE THIS SITUATION

>"Sorry I wasn't paying attention, but if you were suggesting a family orgy, I'm in."

Put my cock away and go back to studying.

Oh sorry, Ill have the schnitzel.

>salvage
They seem like they're into it, so what's the problem?

>"sometimes i wonder if any of you bitches would be at least a 6/10 without makeup"

Ya it's true. I have a huge dick.

>I don't know why you're all starting at me but if it's why I think, you can forget it. After what happened last time I'm never getting my cock out in public ever again.

>open eyes
>greeted with this

>SALVAGE THIS SITUATION

Hey ladies, what's up?

"The fuck yall looking at"
-Chad

Laaaaaaaddiiiiieeesssss....?

>quickly make sure that my dick is still in my pants
>leave asap before someone accuses me of child rape

whos up for an orgy

Who wants to play "Guess Who's In My Mouth?"

Now you all want something and it ain't money.

who the fuck are you and why are you in my house?

Girl on the left looks fucking identical to my cousin. Weird

You have a restaurant in your house?

>orgy

it is called a REVERSE GANGBANG

get it right you idiots

"...who are you people? And who's that superdork in the background?"

>reverse gangbang
Wouldn't it be called a harem?

>look up
>get anxious
>start sweating from the brow
>look around nervously
>smile accordingly
>yell "I'VE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM"
>think about the fact I yelled where I should've spoken with normal tone on my way there
>look in the mirror
>"You fucking retard, you've done it again"
>sneak out through the bathroom window
>go home and force myself to sleep
>wake up
>it was all a dream
>implying any of us would actually find ourselves in this situation, c'mon, get real

A harem is a place, not a sex act.

wow marcy sure got edgy face

>a harem is a place
So anime has been lying to me all these years?

that's abipop 2nd to left so I'm guessing those are all weeaboos. mention death note or something and conversation returns to table

its called a harem you donkey hat

Fucking weeb

Interesting. Didn't know it was used in that way too.

>on an anime imageboard
>calling others weebs
ayy lmao

Sharing table is so nice

Ya got me there

youre thinking of a harem house. which are rooms only for the wives of one man.

but its also the coupling of several women to one man

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har·em
ˈherəm/
noun
noun: harem; plural noun: harems

(in former times) the separate part of a Muslim household reserved for wives, concubines, and female servants.
synonyms: seraglio; More
zenana;
women's quarters
"the inner rooms of the harem"
the women occupying a harem; the wives (or concubines) of a polygamous man.
a group of female animals sharing a single mate.
derogatory
a group of women perceived as centering around a particular man.
"rich men with their extensive harems of buxom blondes"

not in that regard only

>So anime

anime imageboard?

this is an arabic wedding tradition and basket weaving board

Interesting. I wasn't familiar with the anime usage because I'm not a filthy fucking weeb. Thanks user.

The one on the left looks like my ex. She was a fuckin massive bitch..

har·em
ˈherəm/
noun
noun: harem; plural noun: harems

(in former times) the separate part of a Muslim household reserved for wives, concubines, and female servants.
synonyms: seraglio; More
zenana;
women's quarters
"the inner rooms of the harem"
the women occupying a harem; the wives (or concubines) of a polygamous man.
a group of female animals sharing a single mate.
derogatory
a group of women perceived as centering around a particular man.
"rich men with their extensive harems of buxom blondes"

get out you weeb shit

You mean I won't conveniently fall into tits or vag every time I trip, which is at least several times every 25 minutes? The girls attached to those tits / vag won't act angry but then secretly begin to like me?

>tip fedora
>m'ladies

motherfuker, you copy and pasted my post to the letter!

not really bro, its a sad truth

suck a fart out of my ass with a garden hose you donkey hat wearing donkey hole

If I AM on my phone during a gathering, that's me being reluctantly polite, because I'd rather not be there. I usually leave my phone in my pocket for the meal otherwise, unless everybody else has their phone out and isn't talking.

So assuming the first explanation, right back to my phone.

HEIL HITLER

...

Pic related

That redhead is so cute!!

Post more redheads!

...

kek

>that pic
Rape alert.

I second the motion for more pics though.

i feel you. there are still waifus tho

>start's singing old man river

They can rape me!

yeah you can use those fingers to stretch my stink hole to help you insert that garden hse youll be sucking my ass gas from you donkey breeding donkey hat wearing donkey hole loving donkey

...

...

Probably just smile and say "what" to be honest

Blasphemy.

stick a garden hose into my ass?

but then you wont have the pleasure of doing it and getting the first deep full breath of my kalamari and lo mein noodle rancidness

...

Senpai WILL notice me, even if I have to 'remove' everyone else.

post redheads!

>I'm sorry, what was that? Uhm.. sorry. I mean, what? Did I just slip a fart or something, hehehe? Happens sometimes without noticing it when I'm on my.. well. yeah. hehe. No? okay. What was that? Nothing? Uhm.. if you'd excuse me please. I need to... call my dog. UH I mean I need to take a walk with my phone. Wait... yeah. hehe Bye! Sorry again! Call me maybe or maybe not! hehe!

Accurate

...

>you guys wanna see some funny cats on the internet?

>the whore store called and they're all outta you

Sounds good to me.

Let loose that massive fart I've been holding in. Bend down and inhale deeply. That'll teach those sluts to stare at me

Tell them I've fainted and they need to rub my groin to get the blood flowing again

Hows my dick taste in your mouth?

>420

I am so high.

Ha, exactly what happened when I tried to order a coffee the other day

Get confused and fuck their dads.

"Hey. What's up?"

>tips fedora
>m'ladies
>deploy life raft

Don't worry ladies, there's plenty of me for everyone :D
Sharing is caring.

I'll either get laughs or a slap. possibly both. either way

But they are girls! And they're looking at you. Clearly a crisis

Would never want to talk to one of those, back to my trap threads. I'm not gay tho btw