/auspol/ general election thread - r/australia fuck off edition

>News
abc.net.au/news/abcnews24/
General news, political updates, and live stream


>Party platforms and policies (under construction)
ALA: australianlibertyalliance.org.au/values-and-policies/values-and-core-policies
Liberal: liberal.org.au/our-plan
Labor: 100positivepolicies.org.au/

>Find out where you stand with the parties
ldp.org.au/quiz/index.html
votecompass.abc.net.au
australia.isidewith.com


>Senate ballot planning (based off 2013/2014 data)
belowtheline.org.au/state/wa.html
Just replace wa with your State abbreviation
senate.io


>Other links
List of registered parties
aec.gov.au/parties_and_representatives/party_registration/Registered_parties/

House of Reps calculator
abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/guide/calculator/

Candidates in your electorate
abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/guide/electorates-by-state/

wew laddies, no Sup Forums consensus as to who to vote for yet.

Other urls found in this thread:

9news.com.au/Election-2016
australianlibertyalliance.org.au/values-and-policies/values-and-core-policies
australiafirstparty.net/our-policies/our-8-core-policies/
familyfirst.org.au/
greens.org.au/policy-platform
justiceparty.com.au/
100positivepolicies.org.au/
ldp.org.au/policy/
liberal.org.au/our-plan
onenation.com.au/policies
nxt.org.au/whats-nxt/
iview.abc.net.au/programs/abc-live-stream/IV1512H001S00
stopturnbull.com/malcolm-turnbull-paedophilia-child-pornography/
youtube.com/watch?v=1z_PKvUnR-g
youtube.com/watch?v=LPYnvLCmdPw
youtube.com/watch?v=suQBrLIGIQM
youtube.com/watch?v=6m951ukEoiM
youtube.com/watch?v=w0oI_8r5nXk
baka.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/malcolm-turnbull-endorses-changes-to--racial-discrimination-act-20150517-gh3dzd.html
jwire.com.au/turnbull-says-no-change-to-18c-planned/
jewishnews.net.au/turnbull-no-plans-to-revisit-18c/41977
m.baka.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/tony-abbott-dumps-controversial-changes-to-18c-racial-discrimination-laws-20140805-3d65l.html
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

Possible stream for the debate tonight (starts at 1900 AEST)

9news.com.au/Election-2016

Would help if I supplied the link...

Update for pasta:

>Party platforms and policies (under construction)
ALA: australianlibertyalliance.org.au/values-and-policies/values-and-core-policies
Australia First: australiafirstparty.net/our-policies/our-8-core-policies/
Family First: familyfirst.org.au/ (click relevant links on left side of page)
Greens: greens.org.au/policy-platform
Hinch: justiceparty.com.au/ (click the relevant links)
Labor: 100positivepolicies.org.au/
LDP: ldp.org.au/policy/
Liberal: liberal.org.au/our-plan
Ploise Exploin: onenation.com.au/policies
Xenophon: nxt.org.au/whats-nxt/

I'm assuming the ABC will live stream it

iview.abc.net.au/programs/abc-live-stream/IV1512H001S00

Fuck yeah cunts just finished my last assignment for the semester. Who's watchin eels vs bunnies tonight? Up the eels cunt

I didn't see it in the TV guide, but hopefully ABC will broadcast it online.

Watching the AFL desu, kek

Pity about the salary cap saga, eels finally looked they managed to turn things around

Sorry mate no poofters allowed in this thread you better get garn

rude desu

Your gay

What about my gay? How do you know about Julian?

Shut your mouth dick head

Get a room poofters

Daily reminder to vote against Turnbull and his cuckservative globalist supporters

Voting guide on this website: www.stopturnbull.com

Hello Aussies, which party is likely to win?

Turnbull and the liberal party is most likely, cuckservative right winger

The debate is on Sky News you colossal spastics, and Sky News doesn't have a live stream.

Jesus Christ. Fuck you all. Retards.

Get around Leyonhjelm and the Liberal Democrats

A lot of effort went into that website out of sheer hate for Turnbull, I'm impressed. He really is too moderate, to be fair. I hope the next Liberal leader swings back to the right.

Liberals or Labor, right now it's about 50/50

Someones a little edgy?

I thought the same thing. But apparently not:

9news.com.au/Election-2016

The Liberals are moving too far to the left.

Both parties are practically the fucking same now.
We need another conservative party.

...

Tb.h fa.m this website if a bit nutty

stopturnbull.com/malcolm-turnbull-paedophilia-child-pornography/

Okay. I stand (half) corrected. It's still not on the ABC though.

I apologise for my rudeness ;_;

Exactly, that's why I'm preferencing Family First.

We tried that and the people fucked Tony off quicker than a leftist on their first time with a fellow man

Yeah that's the only weird thing on the site, everything else is mostly backed by solid sources

The guy clearly despises Turnbull

r/australia is probably the most cucked place on reddit, and reddit is pretty cucked.

A major issue was that Abbott had the charisma of the onion that he ate.

Christ, these "stop Turnbull" types on the right are just as insufferable as the #NeverTrump people in the US. Fucking cuckservatives.

apology not accepted you little faggot

I never apologised to you m8. IDs are a thing, you know.

Difference is that Turnbull is a regressive leftist, whereas Trump stands for conservative principles and is backed by a thoroughly conservative advisory team with people like Jeff Sessions. Meanwhile Cuckbull appoints a former Green candidate as a 'climate change' advisor

Miranda Devine and the cucksquad supporting Turnbull need to admit their man isn't a Liberal

oh really m8? thanks man I'm just visiting from /r/australia

IF YOU UP, HIT (You)

Voting LDP.

Why aren't you?

Andrew Bolt pls. The Liberal Party was never intended to be a conservative party, its founder Robert Menzies said as much.

>We took the name 'Liberal' because we were determined to be a progressive party, willing to make experiments, in no sense reactionary but believing in the individual, his rights, and his enterprise, and rejecting the socialist panacea.

Cuckservatives have hijacked the party and can fuck off back to the Nationals or Family First or wherever. Turnbull is a true Liberal.

Unfortunately the fucking labor party is polling best right now.

Either Liberals or Labour, they're both retarded though so it's anyones game.

>relying on polls
hmm

> believing in the individual, his rights, and his enterprise, and rejecting the socialist panacea

Yeah they totally are doing that these days, aren't they?

>Turnbull is a true liberal

Menzies avoided the 'conservative' label for two reasons: first it reminded people of high-minded British Toryism which the unpopular Stanley Bruce ran on. Second, it would have proved the Labor party right, when it was running on an anti-conservative protectionist campaign

Menzies doesn't mean 'progressive' by the modern sense (ie shit like transgender bathrooms, climate change alarmism, high taxes), he meant to contrast it with regressive Marxism which the post-depression Labor party embraced

>polls are often wrong meme
It's not like America where people are afraid of being known as a Republican.

Please help me shill for LDP to uncuck our shit.

Other People's Money:
youtube.com/watch?v=1z_PKvUnR-g

Abo's BTFO
youtube.com/watch?v=LPYnvLCmdPw

Muh Guns:
youtube.com/watch?v=suQBrLIGIQM

Free Speech:
youtube.com/watch?v=6m951ukEoiM

I'll be voting for them as priority 1 but they won't even come close to winning unfortunately.

CANT CLINCH THE HINCH

The CFMEU are currently hosting a fundraising dinner to get this picture removed from Sup Forums

Settle down cunt

Hope based david makes it in NSW. Unsure if he can.

Classical liberal i,e. Libertarian.

That's my point. Classical liberalism (which Turnbull represents) is far different to conservatism (which mouthbreathers like George Christensen represent)

Hopefully enough people don't vote for Lee Rhiannon, the resident Stalinist in the Green Party

Can I post here? :3

How is Turnbull a classical Liberal? He favours higher taxes, higher spending and embraces leftist dogma like 'globalised' (read: govt planned) cities, and climate change alarmism

Shill Bought-en is a cuck and so is Malcolm Prepbull. Derryn is the only one who will deliver us justice.

MAJA

Sure, what's up?

You have to paypal everyone itt $5 in reparations first

melb rep'n
youtube.com/watch?v=w0oI_8r5nXk

Don't forget, the cunt hasn't said anything about 18C either. He isn't a classical liberal at all.

>libertarian

what a cuck haha cuck cuck

If he wasn't cucked by the hard right neocons in his party, he would be embracing a more classical liberal platform. He's said the right things about smaller government and greater personal freedom, especially in regards to government surveillance, but big-government statists like Christensen, Bernadi, Abbott, Abetz etc would throw a hissy fit if he tried to do any of that.

Oh yeah, he's cucked by the right is he? Why hasn't he done anything about 18C then?

Fucking moron

Wrong.

baka.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/malcolm-turnbull-endorses-changes-to--racial-discrimination-act-20150517-gh3dzd.html

walkcunt on suicide watch

>more classical liberal platform

Like Same sex marriage and a carbon tax?

OY VEY

>jwire.com.au/turnbull-says-no-change-to-18c-planned/
>jewishnews.net.au/turnbull-no-plans-to-revisit-18c/41977

It won't pass the Senate, which is why it was dropped in the first place.

And he's done a lot since winning the PMship?

Untrue

It was dropped because of a scare campaign from the Israel and the Islam lobby

Why revisit something that has no hope of being passed? Not his fault that Labor, Greens and Xenophon will never vote for it.

Greens and Xenophon don't hold the balance of power

Alright m8, because Labor and the fucking Greens would have supported the changes if Muslims and Jews supported it.

Independents like Lambie and Lazarus were against it too.

m.baka.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/tony-abbott-dumps-controversial-changes-to-18c-racial-discrimination-laws-20140805-3d65l.html

Where it here does it talk about the Senate? It was just pressure from backbenchers succumbing to the scare campaign, and many of them voted for cuckbull anyway

/GREENS/ VOTERS WW@?

And Abbott's not a cuck for backflipping on the issue? Okay.

Do you support the Trotskyist views of your candidate in Grayndler?

If so why?

>You now remember we're at an election because of a bill that couldn't get passed that nobody is discussing anymore

That trigger is really awful

He stated very recently he regretted it

His leadership was on edge thanks to undermining from your boss anyway, he couldn't afford another massive burst of bad publicity

>Section 18C of the Racial Discrimination Act goes to the heart of this new anti-free speech climate. This law says you cannot say anything which is “reasonably likely … to offend, insult, humiliate or intimidate another person or a group of people” because of their “race, colour or national or ethnic origin”

Orwellian future when?

Why is ALA put up with Liberal and Labor? I can smell a shill.

Oh yeah, well I guess that settles it then. If "Based Tones" was such a good leader, how come he couldn't convince his MPs to come on board and vote for him?

Because they didn't want to lose their seats?

The same reason they voted for Turnbull, out of pure desperation

NOW

I just copypasta'd the last thread, LDP should really be put up with them as well

No.

Trotskyism is completely revisionist and not at all a useful political adaption to Marxism, furthermore he is not just a Trotskyite but a Cliffite aswell which is completely ineffectual at the seizure of State power and the formulation of a Dictatorship of the Proletariat.

That section is under construction, here is an update of it:

That, and he was a shitty leader to work with who was cucked by Peta Credlin. People like you, Andrew Bolt, Alan Jones etc who unironically think that Abbott could have won this election are fucking deranged. It would have been a 1975 tier wipeout.

I don't know anything about Australian politics but I took the quiz and these are my results.

Am I based?

Yeah it think it would have been a 1975 wipe out as well actually

Labor blown the fuck out so badly it took them a decade to recover

Very apt of you

Not bad at all desu

Crikey dick 28 points

Thank you Aussiebro.

Not to shabby

I'd rather cuckservatives and (((libertarians))) instead of the cancer that is the Labor party

1975 in reverse, smart arse. But hey, keep believing that Tones was popular and would have been reelected this year. It's a shame that you're probably some old cunt from Penrith who listens to 2GB all day, but there we go.

No probs m8, have a good one

Yes.

>not wanting a hung parliament so that the Liberal party goes back to Abbott so that he wins 2019 in a 2013-style landslide

Seriously the guy was born to campaign