Ask a guy who hasnt gotten laid since fucking january anything

ask a guy who hasnt gotten laid since fucking january anything

there are people on here who haven't had sex in years

also even more tragic cases, 30 y.o.+ virgins

fuck right off with this garbage thread OP, you are not special or interesting

u deflecting your kissless virgin angst, faggot?

Aw. You poor baby. 6 months with nothing but your hands. How do you cope? How do you go on? You might as well just kill yourself. Life is hardly worth continuing in such a state.

i know right?!

mate last time i got laid was november 2014

>hasn't been laid since the Bush Administration
>doesn't make threads whining about it.

get on my level nigger

same

Try not having sex since 2012 and then get back to me, nigger.

stockpiling sperm for the mayan apocalypse?

24 and never had sex and I don't give a shit. Do like a tree and kill yourself OP

biff.jpeg


its make like a tree and leaf...


get it?

thats funny right there

I know that feel Sup Forumsro

tonight i am going to an tree life on cam. anybody watch for the lulz??

Mar 2015

so just breaking a twig in half?


im in...

Which January was it?

2017

What's your favorite TV show?

bill nye...

New or old?

Kys. Seriously.

Nigga, i havent been laid in three years. Quit snowflaking

old one

pass faggot... drink bleach

Pic related?

naw... gtfo pedo scum

Eat shit and then a baby. Then shit that into a diaper and shove that up your ass. Then shit that out and force feed it to the woman closest to you in your life. When she throws that up, eat it.

Why did you think this would surprise any of us? It is the internet after, even worse it's Sup Forums.

dude... this is amazing

>me irl
>the op

>hasn t been laid ever
>doesn t make threas whining about it
:^)

If it makes you feel better, I wish that hadn't even happened.

He said ask anything.

>hasnt been laid since moses administration
>balls so dry.... so dry

probleme?

...

oh, thread is still up ..

No OP, I had sex more recently than you (not by much though).

but as expected/predicted: shit thread

How does photosynthesis work?

Do you jack off? It helps. That's what I do.

>February 1993
still thinking about her