Hey Sup Forums, my gf's pregnant

Hey Sup Forums, my gf's pregnant
>she doesn't want it
>neither do I
>abortion too expensive
She's going to stay at my house for a week and has basically given me a free pass to do whatever I want to her body as long as the baby is kill.
I need suggestions guys, what can I do to get that thing outta there?
Also what else should I do while I have the free pass?

wrestling tournament

Stupid americans without free healthcare

Shoot her in the stomach

Get you faggot woman beating role play fantasy out of here

kill her, save baby

bump

I am

A vagenema.
enema but for the vagina. with orange juice, and hot sauce.

you should just kill yourselves you pieces of shit

>planned parenthood does free abortions
OP is a retard. glad he chose not to bring another one like himself into the world.

Cut her head off with a steak knife.

U know what to do

Prepare some tea with rue leaves, make her drink that tea twice or maybe three times a day. Rue is an abortive plant, it's not hard to find and neither expensive.

Mmm give pusssyyyyyyy mmm

The point is to have fun while making kill baby

Combine the fun with the tea

Time to go black

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If y'all are both white then have the baby

If nigger kys

How bout having fun with dead fetus

How do I planned parenthood?
Google said they still cost money cause no insurance.

Stop bein goofy

bump

Look up the lethal dose of vitamin C and have her take just under that amount. She will feel like shit but my BIL's ex did it 3 times

I have that same pot.

Spend the entire time to convice her to keep it.

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I dont want it either tho
>you can have it

Nice trips, and I'm already going to do that

You mean """"Free"""" healthcare

punch her in the face, saying it will scare the fetus down. then anal, saying it will poke it to death.

ru op from yesterday scared she was pregnant?

Take lots and lots of vitamin c, it's causes a natural abortion. Like 100x the daily value, make her take as much as she can

end your own life as well if you want to kill an innocent human being

it isnt a human being until it has conciousness, which would be hard to have with an undeveloped brain

bump

This tbqh, if you're not able to afford an abortion you shouldn't have sex.

Ok faggots I'll tell you my story of how I forced my ex gf into an abortion.

>inb4 why is it prewritten
Posted it in another thread before, thought it'd be wise to keep it prewritten

Probably the worst thing I have done in my life, my bitch gf lied to me about getting preggo, so i had to take administrative actions...

>gf of 4 years
>she wants kids
>i fucking hate kids

>"cum inside user, it's super hot"
>not falling for this again nigger, i hate kids
>"no it's okay i'm on birth control"

>cum inside
>shits cash
>ff 1-2 weeks

>i have 4 straight days off work, get back on the third day off after a night with the lads
>take a leak
>shower
>shave
>little cut on jaw from shaving
>little faggot cut wont stop bleeding
>toilet paper on cut, throw it in bin
>bright pink box in bathroom bin, wtf is that shit
>preggo test
>Fuckthisshit.jpeg
>confront bitch gf about it
>"yeah im pregnant"
>argument ensues over her lying to my face
>she refuses to have an abortion
>ff 4-5 days
>I'm pretty tight with my sister, so i tell her whats happened
>sis tells me that access vitamins can give more of a chance of a miscarriage, but only to do that as a last resort
>yeah fuck that shit, plan is already in motion

>it's probably a good point in the story to mention that my gf always drinks water, not any water though, it HAS to be flavored, doesn't matter the flavor, she will drink the water.
>also a good point to mention that I myself, am a chef, so at work and at home I have different flavorings/essences, things like wild berry, lemon, strawberry, whatever you get the point faggot

>so i go to the store, buy a shit loads of vitamins in pill form, A/B/C/D all the way to fucking Z
>Now I just need to find a way to get her to take them in bulk
>friend at work put some of my berry flavoring in his water so it's not flavorless

>go to work
>see friend has used my shit
>nigger ask next time faggot.
>wait no... this is perfect, you are forgiven this time for giving me the idea

>finish early
>go home
>crush up vitamins A/B/C/D/Z
>get pan, boil and dissolve the vitamins in the water
>put water in jug, let it cool
>add flavorings

>ngl it smelled and tasted pretty good

>gf finishes work, instantly changes and goes on a jog with her girlfriends
>text her "got you some new healthy stuff for you and the baby!"
>she gets excited
>gets home. sees water in jug/container
>tell her its my own flavoured water, and then show her some random health smoothies in the fridge

ff a few hours, we're cuddling on the sofa
>she starts asking about the water I made her
>mfw she starts begging me for some
>get up, get her the biggest glass I can find, fill that shit to the top
>i just get a coke
>back to the sofa, feelsgoodman
>she chugs that shit and asks for more
>mfw
>get her more water

ff another 2-3 days
She's still drinking the water, on the last bottle of it
>she texts me asking if i can pick her up when she finishes work
>why?
>so we can go to the doctors to get an ultrasound
>of course i will, time to see if my sister wasn't bullshitting.
>3PM, drive to her work, pick her up, go to faggot paki doctor
>she gets lubed up, they put the scanner on her belly, you know the drill

>doctor "Ahh, you see that little blob there, thats the baby"
I start to get worried that i might actually be a father
>doctor "Umm, i cant seem to find a..."
>Calls for several nurses and machines to be immediately taken to our room
>me and gf are like "wtf is going on"
>doctor "i am sorry user, i cannot seem to find a heartbeat, i will need to further examine
>I am then asked to leave the room, so i leave, hoping that my plan worked

>apparently they found the baby was dead, i wonder how...
>gf is crying, i heard her from the corridor
>the doctors needed to open her up to extract the dead foetus
>as much as i am trying to hold back my own laughter, i am disgusted with myself that i have done this.
>doctors come outside and tell me whats happened, i pretend to look interested and worried.

ff 3-4 days, she is discharged from hospital

>she has a nasty wound/scar on her stomach
>fuck this bitch, she lied to my face
>use her a bit before i decide what i am going to do
>unleash some of my pent up range and anger with her by facefucking her pretty hard, and then make a big mess on her face of her own spit and my cum
>leave her lying on bed in all that mess
>go into bathroom, clean up
>she just looks at me like "why the fuck did you do that so hard"
>me "sorry bitch, i dont do well with lairs, especially those that lie about being on birth control, it's over, pack your shit and leave my house"
>she starts balling, as i start chucking her shit out the door
>tfw she leaves my house in a teary rage, without cleaning her face up.
>i couldn't help but laugh when i finally got my revenge

>there are no free lunches
off yourself

why are americans so fucking fat then?

Stupid yurotwats who don't understand taxes

Go get raped by a mulim, hutdweller.

>yurotwats
my fucking sides

Go in and ask for an abortion for your girlfriend fuckwit

Put your left ear on her stomach, a gun pointed at your right ear. Squeeze trigger.

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>abortion too expensive
it's a lot cheaper than a baby
man up and pay for that shit

pls donut hurt babby

Pick up extract of blue cohosh...take shit tons.... babby is kill.