You have by some miraculous stroke of fortune summoned me, the mythical djinn! some would call me a demon, but they are liars! jealous of my power, they spread these falsehoods. but not you...
YOU will be granted any ONE wish. Wishing for more wishes counts as multiple wishes and is therefore not possible to grant.
HOWEVER - the user after you gets to decide the side effects of your wish. kind of a monkeys paw deal, ya dig? could be good. could be bad. could be.. funny.
So user. What do YOU wish for?
Jonathan Cox
Immortality
Jayden Anderson
Only as long as you don't cum - every time you cum, you become mortal again until a year of no cumming passes
Blake Gonzalez
Control time!
Ayden Russell
Shiiiet
I want the ability to make animu grills real
Henry Jackson
But every time you activate it you lose ten percent of your life span
Ethan Ward
But they will all want to kill you
Adrian Johnson
I wish for infinite wishes
James Gray
i myself become a djinn
Logan Johnson
I just want to be slightly rich
Christian Garcia
Error please try again
Kayden Miller
The ability to stop time
Owen Bennett
Didn't you ever watch Aladdin..? You are doomed to forever serve whoever summons you and grant their wish.
Isaiah Thomas
You're supposed to reply with a downside
Dylan Walker
Make people disappear
Cameron Wilson
For every $1,000,000,000 - you have to be spitroasted on live television by two large, angry, well hung black men
Josiah Richardson
I want a popeyes next to my house.
Nicholas Allen
I want a longship.
John Moore
> god dammit i wish to become gods best friend
Joseph Lewis
...
Brody Rodriguez
...how is that possibly an upside? you must be a new level of masochist...
Adam Peterson
Every time you use ability you lose valuable memories. The older the person, the more memories.
Lucas Foster
You get uncurable siphilis
Jacob Sullivan
They're infested with rats and roaches
John Parker
You end up shipwrecked on a deserted island
Wyatt Long
Worth
Lincoln Miller
the ability to dose someone with the drug of your choice using only your mind
Oliver Carter
i become a godlike creature something like gods right hand but stronger than the devil
Dylan Smith
So edgy
Xavier Thomas
He dubs you Satan, the adversary, and thrusts you into the bowels of hell after your fall from grace
Colton Martinez
O.o Go make some gay porn then. you have 0 excuses
Jace Campbell
you are simultaneously affected by a dose of the same drug only twice as strong
Aiden Flores
you are forever seen as a threat by both sides in the heavenly war and are hunted down in every realm of existence by both angels and demons alike to be used as a cog in their war machine
