Most despicable things you have done to obtain nudes

Most despicable things you have done to obtain nudes
>be me
>be lusting after best friend
>hanging out
>she wants me to put music on her phone
>save her dcim folder to look at later
>find shit ton of nudes
>computer break so i have to get a new one
>lose all nudes
pic related.

You could have just saved the hard drive surely? Unless that was the fault.

> Hang out at friends place
> He finds me transferring pics of his girlfriend to my hard drive
> I delete them in front of him, apologize
> Go home and use file recovery to get them back again

another one
>hanging out with buddy
>tells me 15 year old on fb wants his dick
>uses my phone to text her
>go home later and text her pretending to be him
>get nudes continuously for weeks
>buddy find out and smashes my phone with hammer
>"be careful user. you could have got us both arrested"
>"oh"
>get new phone and do the same thing again

hard drive was fucked up.

Shoulder surf gfs sister when entering phone pin.
When everyone is asleep. Sneak into room. Unlock. Download all her nudes onto a new vola in incognito. Browse the vola from my own phone. Download.

bumping with another
>hanging out with slutty ex who cheated on me
>"hey wanna play some mtg?"
>"sure"
>"wanna make it interesting?"
>"how?"
>"if i win i get to fuck you in the ass and take pics"
>"okay but if i win you have to eat me out after i fuck user and he cums inside me"
>"deal"
pic related. guess who won

share pics?
bumping with more of anal slut

her face

her tits

Hahahaha tell Jade i said hi

>friends laptop was dead
>told her I could fix it
>went to her, deactivated anti virus
>installed ccleaner
>asked her for coffee
>went into hidden folder on usb drive
>used some tool to download all passwords
>heart beating so fast I'm gonna die
>get home
>check file
>dropbox password fuck yea
>0 nudes
>all the sexy pictures she snapped me already
>it's been two years, still no fucking nude on her dropbox
>fucking snapchat
>pic related

actually this ones name is alysha jarrett

Doesn't look like a prize I'd want.

>wife's sister charging phone in my living room
>goes into nursery with my wife
>no password
>go through entire gallery
>no nudes
>buy spycam
>visiting her house
>hide it in her bathroom
>collect it next visit
>repeat

so she's not a whore, marry her then user instead of sitting around waiting for her to whore out

>best female friend is over
>showed me nudes on phone once
>she leaves phone to use bathroom
>unlock quickly and go to pics
>take best possible pics from my phone and close out camera roll app so as to not be detected
>with cropping looks like originals and have been fapping to them almost daily since
>mfw

share them

Kek

What said

share them

Post

post em

yeah, see, you can't just greentext like that and not share em. I mean, what are you? Some sort of propane selling, none pic sharing faggot?

trips confirm - post you must

she cheated on her last boyfriend with another friend who was also in a relationship at that time, multiple times, bragging to her best friend.

not to mention all the lies she tells her other friends. got a few very interesting conversations off her facebook. that girl has no morals at all.

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>be me
>work with 6.5/10 colleague
>8.5/10 body 4/10 face
>sometimes fap over her
>mental images in wankbank
>yoga pants
>low cut tops
>leaves her phone on the desk all the time
>decide to try and get nudes
>wait till she goes for a piss
>plug phone into work computer
>spaghetti out, unable to work phone 'cos LG and mine is Samsung
>try again couple of days later
>unable to find folder
>fast forward few weeks
>tells me in conversation that she has nudes on her phone she is unable to delete (we talk about personal shit, we're fairly close)
>motivation intensifies
>get reay to try again few days later
>find out she did factory reset on her phone and everythings gone

>still fap to mental images and imagination

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>Be Me
>27yo beta fag
>Best friend is girl...oh well
>Get really drunk. user you might as well sleep here
>get boner. Betafag so don't do shit, just can't sleep. Precum eeeerywhere.
>sh'es passed out.
>get her phone. I know her password. Schneaky Schneaky
>go through photos
>no nude, just random dick pics
>send dick pics to my phone
>delete evidence
>Go to toilet and wank over dicks
>Go back to bed and don't sleep all night
>MFW she was naked the whole time
>MFW when I could have taken photos of her naked and posted them on Sup Forums


Sorry lads I fucked up cos I love cock too much.

>mfw im not gonna share them

>borrowed best friends old ipod touch
>find email still logged in
>search email for nudes
>found nudes.
>ask to borrow laptop for music
>quickly go to chrome and find saved passwords
>go home and use passwords kn social media
>jerk off to tons of nudes

kek

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post em

ITT: very few nudes and a lot of stories about obtaining nudes

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bumping with nudes

interedasting

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come on guys dont let this thread die. it has so much potential

said the guy who checked all her pics and social media

yea the hypocrisy is real but tbh this way I got to know the real person beneath all the makeup and fake friendships without having to waste an awful lot of time, energy and money on her so I'm okay with that.

Blackmail by doxxing