Send to the first female in your inbox say "someone stole the toilet seat from McDonalds lol" post responses here
Send to the first female in your inbox say "someone stole the toilet seat from McDonalds lol" post responses here
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m.youtube.com
twitter.com
or any female really... post reponse
Ok. Ill do it
Hopefully before 404 this bitch replied
> when the filename contains copy
> when the file is that old
bump anyway because these threads were good those days
post progress
Bump
Bitch taking forever to reply and also I accidentally hit the thumbs up button so, fuck
she's a thot
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tell her she shouldn't add the vegetable shakes to her regular breakfast
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fake and gay
jackpot op shes impressed. time to think about how to hide your tinyweener when it comes to intercourse
lol she probably thinks you're earthworm jim
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Nigga, look at the time you dumb shit
text her
"my shadow is not nearly as impressive as yours. you can darken the brightest laser"
why the fuck u blur out 'grizzly bear' dumbfuk
ok OP don't ruin this one time chance.
say you apollogize the "shadow" and didn't want to shock her. then ask her to send you a dirty shadow in exchange.
Underrated comment
kek'd
which one is she in that picture up there?
the fat one
which fat one
>If there's more than one girl in a profile pic its always the fattest girl in the group
Obviously
>being this friendzoned
Блять нa фopчaнe тoжe хyи пocтyютcя
>sending big dick pic to fat chick
my sides
Obviously the fat one. I'm not gonna risk looking this dumb in front of a girl I like.
but be prepared to pull the plug if you get something like this
Literally what is going on with the physics of this picture? Where is the source of light? Why are we seeing a penis shadow so large and at such an eagle eye view, yet the picture is void of a penis.
>friendzoned by a fatty
jesus
Man. You put my unease into words
im buzzed from this
Always the fat one dumbass
What I'm wondering is where is the shadow made by the dude's arms. He has to have made the photo from above.
What I'm guessing is the the original is bigger and what OP posted is just a crop which can become fucky.
Okay his camera is under his ballsack and the light is from above but he's really pushing his pelvis up so the shadow of his torso doesn't block.
The fuck is this autism?
girls name is grizzly bear
fat girl in picture
do it to another girl OP
No chill mom
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While we're at it can someone post the "i hit my thumb with a hammer" cock
wtf is up with your mom
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post picture of chilly mom
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holy fucking shit forgot about this gold
LOL SAVAG3
TOP KEK XD
kek ;)
summerfags please go
No :P
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You cant spell.
go and strangulate yourself
>this
Momrekt
Rekt by mom
Moar
>casual female friends
RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NORMIES GET OUTTT
what are the photo shoopers
Someone do it pls even if it's to a bro
I want to do this but I don't have friends.
i´ll be your friend for 10 dollars.
I don't have $10
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Someone pls send this text to your mom, and post replies.
TOPKEK
O
P
K
E
K
this
what happened
>Update
They are fucking right now
Hypocrite.
more like grammar then spell, but
My fucking sides
>REKT
>E
>K
>T
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Post the fat bitch's nudes, we know you're getting them now
translate plz
Is she surrendering to that dick already?
That's not English nigger
you sick fuck, there's no other language then engrish
"(dying of laughter) that's you"
Translated, not literally, but
"Shit, is that you"
It's French, go to school much?
Lol is that you
that's whole conversation? Don't tease us
maybe there's like people for whom english, german etc. is 2nd language? not fucking french?
She already saw the real dick, so she didn't buy it, she just said it's not you (i'm average 16cm or smthing), then we continued talking some other shit
Lol nigga french was my first language, and Im not European or from French Canada.
ehh
so what?
>It's French, go to school much?
Yeah, i went for the easy one, didn't send it to a random chick.
shameonme.jpg
Shooped as fuck, I can tell from the pixels.
ps is too much effort just send text to yourself.
Flash from the phone. Not above his head. You don't see the arms cause the phone is below them
Not interesting
but why no dick then?
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