Send to the first female in your inbox say "someone stole the toilet seat from McDonalds lol" post responses here

Send to the first female in your inbox say "someone stole the toilet seat from McDonalds lol" post responses here

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=-lPUTzLZxck
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

or any female really... post reponse

Ok. Ill do it

Hopefully before 404 this bitch replied

> when the filename contains copy
> when the file is that old
bump anyway because these threads were good those days

post progress

Bump

Bitch taking forever to reply and also I accidentally hit the thumbs up button so, fuck

she's a thot

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tell her she shouldn't add the vegetable shakes to her regular breakfast

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fake and gay

jackpot op shes impressed. time to think about how to hide your tinyweener when it comes to intercourse

lol she probably thinks you're earthworm jim

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Nigga, look at the time you dumb shit

text her
"my shadow is not nearly as impressive as yours. you can darken the brightest laser"

why the fuck u blur out 'grizzly bear' dumbfuk

ok OP don't ruin this one time chance.
say you apollogize the "shadow" and didn't want to shock her. then ask her to send you a dirty shadow in exchange.

Underrated comment

kek'd

which one is she in that picture up there?

the fat one

which fat one

>If there's more than one girl in a profile pic its always the fattest girl in the group
Obviously

>being this friendzoned

Блять нa фopчaнe тoжe хyи пocтyютcя

>sending big dick pic to fat chick

my sides

Obviously the fat one. I'm not gonna risk looking this dumb in front of a girl I like.

but be prepared to pull the plug if you get something like this

Literally what is going on with the physics of this picture? Where is the source of light? Why are we seeing a penis shadow so large and at such an eagle eye view, yet the picture is void of a penis.

>friendzoned by a fatty
jesus

m.youtube.com/watch?v=-lPUTzLZxck

Man. You put my unease into words

im buzzed from this

Always the fat one dumbass

What I'm wondering is where is the shadow made by the dude's arms. He has to have made the photo from above.
What I'm guessing is the the original is bigger and what OP posted is just a crop which can become fucky.

Okay his camera is under his ballsack and the light is from above but he's really pushing his pelvis up so the shadow of his torso doesn't block.

The fuck is this autism?

girls name is grizzly bear
fat girl in picture

do it to another girl OP

No chill mom

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While we're at it can someone post the "i hit my thumb with a hammer" cock

wtf is up with your mom

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post picture of chilly mom

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holy fucking shit forgot about this gold

LOL SAVAG3

TOP KEK XD

kek ;)

summerfags please go

No :P

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You cant spell.

go and strangulate yourself

>this

Momrekt

Rekt by mom

Moar

>casual female friends

RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NORMIES GET OUTTT

what are the photo shoopers

Someone do it pls even if it's to a bro

I want to do this but I don't have friends.

i´ll be your friend for 10 dollars.

I don't have $10

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Someone pls send this text to your mom, and post replies.

TOPKEK
O
P
K
E
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this

what happened

>Update
They are fucking right now

Hypocrite.

more like grammar then spell, but

My fucking sides

>REKT
>E
>K
>T

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Post the fat bitch's nudes, we know you're getting them now

translate plz

Is she surrendering to that dick already?

That's not English nigger

you sick fuck, there's no other language then engrish

"(dying of laughter) that's you"

Translated, not literally, but

"Shit, is that you"

It's French, go to school much?

Lol is that you

that's whole conversation? Don't tease us

maybe there's like people for whom english, german etc. is 2nd language? not fucking french?

She already saw the real dick, so she didn't buy it, she just said it's not you (i'm average 16cm or smthing), then we continued talking some other shit

Lol nigga french was my first language, and Im not European or from French Canada.

ehh

so what?
>It's French, go to school much?

Yeah, i went for the easy one, didn't send it to a random chick.

shameonme.jpg

Shooped as fuck, I can tell from the pixels.

ps is too much effort just send text to yourself.

Flash from the phone. Not above his head. You don't see the arms cause the phone is below them

Not interesting

but why no dick then?

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