Civil War starts tomorrow. Which side you join?

Civil War starts tomorrow. Which side you join?

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Sage

i'm with her

Blue side.
The side with the brains and technology to build robots and drones. Run Cletus.

>The side with the brains and technology to build robots and drones

That is the red side actually.

sadly true
the blue side has brains, but theyre writing papers on feminist glaciation
the red side pretty much makes up the majority of employees/scientists for weapon manufacturers

Kek red? Yeah right.

cnbc.com/2016/07/12/americas-top-states-for-business-2016-the-list-and-ranking.html

Most of the tech states are deep red like Utah. Utah is always in the top 3 states for tech. They are the ones lead medical and robotic tech.

Hillary was the biggest drone they ever made, and we all saw how well she performed...

Wrong

The red states will die from starvation and ir-rationalizing food sources. Blue states will prevail ez.

Lol majority of peppers are red. You loses nancy

Its true. Blue side is full of pseudo intellectuals who got gender studies degrees.

And the only technical thing they have done in their entire life is wrote how white man is over privileged.

Red side is full of engineers, and hard working middle class.

You know you're a sheltered city child when you think that red states don't hunt, fish, or farm their own food

But hey, most leftists are children so you fit in

Red side airforce preparing for war

This guy gets it. Brains win. Especially if you can convince them to be ruthless and use chemical and biological agents.

Wow great argument. Showing a fringe and applying it to the majority.

And here i thought liberals were against such discrimination.

The fuck do you know that? Do you work for raytheon faggot.

Ideally I'd be able to take command of the Blue side so that once we made sure we weren't going to go along with Red's bullshit lifestyle I could do an internal purge of the more retarded sectors of Blue

I bet you all of those nerdy looking kekistanis have a shitload of practical knowledge.

mexico

these L big-city superheroes lmfao
talk to a city planner, cunts
your own people will destroy you

Not a hard choice here

Mexico can't even deal with their own country, much less fight a war with another one. Fucking El negroes

Yup. Red has a lot of land. Blue will send in drones and terminators to hunt down Cletus.

i'm spic from tejas, so i'll side with mexican community

>Blue will send in drones and terminators to hunt down

Terminators? Tell me you are joking.

Run Cletus.

Blue, I can't remember what channel on YouTube did it but they reviewed the two sides that voted in the last election and the Democrats come out by a slight margin in terms of cost Manpower military grade equipment so it would be a disastrous War but there be more Democrats survivors than Republicans

The same side that put you rednecks in your place last time. This time we wont stop until we kill every last one of you. Make America Intelligent Again.

>Taking something on Sup Forums seriously

Tell me you are joking.

Reds will acquire the power of the infinity gauntlet, and with it they shall erase liberals from the face of the multiverse.

Actually know if an executive at Raytheon. One of the more conservative people I know

You do realize that the baddest of the bad, come from the red states to go to war? So your Cheeto covered neckbeard can play make believe war in mommies basement?

Believe it or notm some people actually mean what they say on this site.

Kek not even close son. Sit down cletus

You do realize most millitary bases are in red states, and that servicemen tend to lean Republican, right?

>Muh Hillary

Just because someone means what they say doesn't mean it's to be taken seriously.

The side with the dragons of course

Liberal please. Go back to cutting your own testicles off.

>servicemen tend to lean Republican

Wrong. 0311 here. I'm blue. Believe it or not there's a lot of men and women here switching sides. Other branches as well.

I would stay home in my red state and target military recruiting centers and the families of deployed soldiers with bombs and random gunfire. Make them afraid to deploy for fear of reprisals.

Go back inside Cletus.

The South of course.

You would be killed real quick. What sort of experience in military operations do you even have?

So you admit you like the idea of cutting your own balls off. Good start, we are getting somewhere. Atleast your honest.

Nah, not really. You gotta think about it. Big cities would be kill zones a bunch of niggers chimping out killing another and looting shit. If we controlled all major entry's and exits to the cities we could cut off all food and electricity.

Iron man

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Yeah don't believe it. Maybe in the air force yeah but they are as gay as the navy now.

Show me your war face!

Shut the fuck up. I'm so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website. All I wanted to do was post my opinion. MY OPINION. But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY. I've been on this site for 6 months: 6 MONTHS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around (probably jerking off to traps or whatever gay shit you like) and make fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea...MY GREAT GREAT IDEA. I could sit here all day whining, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the babybrains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn site and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you. I know how you work. I know that you all think you're "epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset. So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11 (baby, you gotta be 18 to use Sup Forums). But whatever, I digress. It's just fucking annoying that I'm never taken serious on this site, goddamn.

Samefag

>Posts electoral map thinking its an accurate representation of the sides.
>ignores fact that red is severely underpopulated and heavily gerrymandered to produce that outcome.
>population in general leans blue

Stop encouraging the right. They already commit more than their share of terrorist acts.

Not even close cletus. We have the numbers. We would've cut off all your resources hunt you republicucks down with drones and terminators. Rekt

Sure kid. I was 11B for 4 years. A slim few of our company were cunty liberals.

Wrong

if you insist

About the same amount of experience that illiterate farmers in Afghanistan had. My success rate would likely be high even if I am eventually killed because I would be targeting people who are everywhere (military families) and are defenseless unless they live on base.

I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

the butthurt is strong with this one

and this one

You do realize that this isn't exactly a compliment for your side right? Joining the army to give your life for some politician's war is marketed as being "patriotic" because they know hicks like you will fall for it.
You are not fighting for America mate, you are fighting for Raytheon.

>11B
>army

>0311
>USMC


Please ignore this post. He's only army. Nothing to see here

>My success rate would likely be high

Not likely. First you would have to locate the people you are hunting.

You probably would succeed at first strike. Then military pros would just find you, and sweep the floor with you.

shit..I through my cry towel out....Can I borrower yours!

If YouTube said so...

Yeah, we republitards believe in YouTube because higher education is for commies.

>Your army

Fucking kek

>higher education is for commies

Muh social studies

Yea I'll bet. Just like you incompetent chucklefucks swept the floor with the Taliban? It's pretty goddamn easy to find families of military people. Half of them have some retarded "my son is a Marine" bumper sticker. Follow them home and wait until the middle of the night, then set the house on fire and shoot the family as they flee. Rinse and repeat.

90% of the men and women in my unit where red. And that was 2 years ago.

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Stay mad

We reached the TOP of the food chain by being smarter than everything else. The red part of that map jeopardizes that status. Blue has all the real cities and all the smartest people, so it's a no-brainer.

Proves this loser never served in any branch. You never spent a day in the corp. Fucking liberal pussy.

The overwhelming majority of mathematicians/scientists/engineers are left wing. I pick the side capable of designing better ways to kill, not the side that loves pulling the trigger.

Ever heard of commuting to work?

You would be found after the first strike. You don't seem like a totally competent guy in the first place. I seriously doubt you even have a military training.

What is stopping the people to grab the guns as they flee the house? What if the house has multiple exits? What stops the neighbors from interfering, god forbid if they are vets you are fucked.

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In theory they only need to "stay mad" for a few years. In 2020 we'll all have a new president, and you'll still be intellectually challenged. So...stay mad?

I know, right? Hilarious how succinctly he nailed the situation!

Believing Trump won't get two terms

Liberals are the quickest to back stab a "friend"
When the shit hits the fan, you'll be on your own kiddo.

Kek god damn you. Made me laugh.

CURSES
TRUMP'D BY THE GIF FOLDER AGAIN

And just out of curiosity how would you feel if a liberal family got killed in a retaliation to such an attack. Or are you just doing this for some sick pleasure?

>thinking a mother trying to get her kids out of a burning house is thinking about the possibility of someone hostile waiting for them.
>implying you don't already have the other exits blocked
>implying any neighbors who show up to help wouldn't get shot too
You can't protect anyone, even your women and children. I wonder how many would be willing to deploy when they know they're putting their loved ones in danger by doing so.

we'll have all the weapons.

>I seriously doubt you even have a military training.
This may come as a surprise but the ability to set fires and use firearms is not a skill limited to the sisterfucking rednecks that largely make up the military.

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it's a war you dumb bastard, people will die

but thats good right, because according to:
raytheon is made up of ethical, liberal, sjw's droning brown people for cultural marxism (and freedom)

You people are far too poor to travel from the insignificant, backwater rural rowheres to the places the opposition actually reside.

But your fingernails would get dirty. And there's no Starbucks to comfort you.

>implying houses burn down without a reason
>implying you are good enough with a gun to handle someone who came, when gunshots were heard. At this point you can kiss your ass goodbye.
>implying that it would be incredibly easy to sneak into military vets yard.

I can protect my family just fine? How about you boy?

should make you aware, that many of your silicon valley liberal elites and moguls have been somewhat on a low key making plans to flee to new zealand, they are sort of taking the preppers attitude to the conditions the country may face in the near future

you don't really think your representatives and so called allies in the upper echelons are really going to fight with you in any meaningful way do you?

for all their liberal talk, their progressive stances they are still just wealthy elites who play the game like their conservative counterparts, they will abandon you as soon as your use as constituency diminishes

>pic related is from a small getogether in TX
>the rifle is capable of full auto and is owned by a citizen
>most blue states have some fucktarded magazine/capacity limit and outright ban common features on guns
Blues are absolutely fucked

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