Dubs decide what i should text to a friend btw its a girl
Dubs decide what i should text to a friend btw its a girl
Hey baby you looking mighty fine today *winks at you*.
Guess how big my dick is
Winrar
Instant friendzone.
Can you believe this place has no toilet seat?
Why the fuck ur mouth smells like ass? U eating ass?
>Op gone
>Confirmed faggot again
This
kek
OP Here this happened
Do u want some facts about my cock?
Nudes??
this
We can talk if you wanna come over and roleplay ;;;))))
This ain't no joke ! Nudes ?
Send nudes
So quick question. Did you send me this?
Winrar again. I dubs twice in a row lol
Yeah, we need to talk about something I've been holding in for a very long time now........
I gotta take a shit =)
you are killing me
Do this niBBa
Do it pussy
Come over and let me sniff your feet ;-)
you tell her you prefer ecchi over her
OP Here she stopped responding after the second dubs
Lol good job fag
Prove it fajit
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Just write all dub shit to her
Thats'll be fun next day
rolled nibber
It's as real as your penis.
I'm feeling really horny right now
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I've used a carrot to fuck my own ass. The feeling was incredible.
check
Call her a goatfucker for no reason
We need to talk about how nobody takes men with small penises seriously. It's fucking getting out of hand.
I can come over right now. Just don't mind the pee on my body.
I'll be John Wayne and you can be my trusty steed and we'll ride 'em cowboy!
Nigger watermelon , jew zoo.
"I wanna slurp farts out of your ass."
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"I'm drunk, sorry if I'm too straifht forward, didn't know how ekse to tell you."
Don't bother you know how to tell which one is the head of a torture method that I read that the North American Urban areas of a poorfag you are unattractive as well.
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I just read this book on how to tell someone's fortune by reading the soles of their feet. Could you send me some pictures of yours?
roll
Work with her one of the strobes and there is infected blood vessels inside the anal location.
You won't get out of this. I want her to believe that you meant all that you said. If she believes you were drunk you can't just talk about it and brush it off the day after -> roll
ill be the vetenerian and u will be the injured giraffe.
winner winner chicken dinner
also rolling for
win
im duck, sori if im 2 stait forwuord,didnt now how ekse too tel u
roses are red
violets are blue
kill all niggers
enza denino
I think Ann used in a fucking month I've been able to get there during business hours and they hand me this morning to get a burger for you.
fuck op..do somethign
if i wear a strap on, will u ride me?
real talk now... would u be interested in a 3some between u, me and a gorgeous tranny...?
roll
rollan
im rollin
they hatin
Damn i just wanna rub my cock between your tits
Why crop it right after the message if she didn't respond.
>inb4 OP thought this would go well and is actually devastated that we ruined his chances of banging a qt3.14.
I just feel like we should show our bodies to each other. It's so much fun!!!
Mia, I got to be honest. I've got a micro penis.
Id just like to let you know that crawl through a minefield just to hear you fart through a walkie-talkie. I dream about this often.
My name jeff
Mia, let's be honest, you like the BBC don't you?
bee mustard pillow
I gotta tell you, i've sucked the dicks of all the boys you dated. And I still think mine is the best.