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ever fantasize about being a fetus inside your sister's womb while a bunch of guys take turns fucking her, then she gives birth to you and you slide out covered in strangers' cum, then she licks you clean and starts breastfeeding you?

Kill yourself immediately degenerate

What..

no

of course

Holy shit.

All the time

Only on Tuesday's and Sunday afternoon from 4:00 to 4:20

I'll put you down as "undecided" shall I?

It's the american dream.

can I fantasize that my sister is 12 year old Emma Watson and the guys fucking her are all niggers?

Now I am, but I'm one of the strangers.

no

>shit bait (1/10)
>can't help it
>*sigh*

There. One (You).
Now consider the following:

>fantasize
>implying my sister isn't my mom

now i do

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I want to fuck Emma Watson in front of her cute little brother

Then I'd fuck him while she pees in his face and calls him a little faggot. And he has to wear his sister's Hogwarts uniform and I'd call him Hermione while I fucked him. So that's not even gay is it.

I'd also like to tie him in a chair and torture his penis for hours while his sister makes out with him. No homo.

Why doesn't the penis penetrate the fetus?

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Stop it. Get help. I mean that seriously.

>be me 12yo
>be in my room naked and beating off to photoshopped Wesley Crusher porn
>mom walks in
>what are you doing? are you masturbating to photoshopped Wesley Crusher porn?
>her clothes fall off
>she pushes a fist into my anus
>elbow deep with no lube
>reaches round and starts into slapping the end of my dick onto the corner of the desk
>my bowel muscles contracting around her forearm
>head of my dick turning purple, throbbing in agony and pleasure as she forces raw spaghetti down my tiny piss hole and flexes the shaft so it breaks into agonizing shards in my urethra
>I'm fantasizing that Wesley is raping me
>mom is calling me a little faggot as her arm works in and out of me, starting to get lubed with my blood and diarrhea
>she starts biting my nipples til they bleed
>edges me for about six hours that way
>finally it's too much
>the rhythmic pulsing in my intestines combines with the agony in my penis, producing the most unimaginably intense orgasm
>I ejaculate about six pints of preteen semen into my hamster's cage, drowning the poor animal
>collapse panting, nearly blacked out from the intensity of the painful orgasm
>blood oozing from my ruined penis and I will never hold be able to my feces in ever again
>she stands over me and releases a torrent of scalding hot urine over me then defecates into my open mouth
>I swallow it down greedily and managed to stammer out the words "thank you so much mom" as she kicks me in the stomach
>before she leaves, she forces the still-twitching corpse of my semen-drenched hamster into my gaping and prolapsed rectum then mashes it to a paste by inserting a baseball bat into me
>I sit up and see all my friends have been watching and taking photos and videos of my torture
>best day ever

>So that's not even gay is it.

maybe, just a tiny bit gay

>Hairs
>On a unborn baby

This thread tho

Well groomed, check out the eyebrows, so neat on fleek

I was in dire need of a chuckle and this provided it. Thanks

Dude, u ok?

I didn't at first,
but now....

Mostly... except it's not my sister, it's my brother, and instead of being in a womb, I'm his asshole. My mouth IS his asshole. And, I'm watching all the guys fuck his ass/my mouth at the same time.
I look closer and realize all the guys fucking us are goats wearing the bloody hides of the rest of the family as meat suits.
My brother starts to shit but it's not solid enough, it just gets squelched by bloody goat cock after bloody goat cock. All I can taste is shit, cum, blood, n' goat cock.
The last goat is big. Like, BIG. Black. Angry. With a metal prosthetic cock that I realize is just a chainsaw with a rubber chicken head glued to it.
He pull-starts the motor and shoves that chainsaw inside us... blood is spraying, chunks of flesh are flying all over the place, amid the black oily smoke of the motor as he revs it.
We're split in half...
And there we fall apart into an English garden, drinking tea, wearing yellow sundresses, and trying to paint a caricature of a kitten trying to hold it's foot while a little girl tries to tempt it with piece of string.
In the bottom corner of the painting a hand can be seen reaching up under her dress, it's God's hand. Controlling her like a puppet as she smiles at the kitten.

It's always then that I wake up. Wipe the cum up from my PJ's with the tissues by the bed and start my day.

so, no one breastfeeds you?

Can't say I have, m8.
Carry on space cowboi.

Dis bread

This feels like a long forgotten memory... Trying to swim to the surface, but just out of reach... Are you immortal?

Fuck, no, I guess it's not the same at all in the end.

Goddamn dude

I haven't died for more than a few moments yet that I know of, so I'm open to the idea of immortality.
*fingers crossed*

Same i just urinated myself laughing

Ahh you died briefly too? I have a few times, or at least id have to call them varying degrees of near death experiences. perhaps that has something to do with it, some contact with the Ether

3 drownings, 2 electrocutions.
I've yet to decide if I'm lucky, or cursed.

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