Straight male here. Tomorrow I am going to fuck a trans! I am nervous but excited at the same time

Straight male here. Tomorrow I am going to fuck a trans! I am nervous but excited at the same time.

What should I be expecting? And what should I keep in mind?

Gay

/thread

> straight male

Expect to get aids

Expect aids and a dick in your mouth

End it.

>> Straight
>> Fucking a trans

Pick one, faggot. You're also a fag for having to rely on the mentally ill to get your rocks off.

I'm not attracted to men though. I don't like penis either.

Condom?

HIVs

Does this person have a penis?

Why?

Read Read

Yes

Then it's a guy and you're a fag

>Trans
> not men

Pick one

>thread
>op just fucking kill yourself

It's not gay if it looks like a girl. End of story.

Humans have five senses. Let me walk you through your best case scenario.

Sight: obviously tall and masculine but girly in energy
Hear: man trying to sound like a woman
Smell: like a man wearing perfume
Taste: flesh is flesh, they get that one
Touch: solid man frame and tough skin

I did that 5 days ago and the bitch put my dick in her ass without a condom when I told her I was about to cum.

She really seemed like a very clean and nice girl.
But beware looks ARE deceiving!

She did it as she kissed me so I didnt notice I was in her ass till i looked down. After I took my dick out of her ass she told me she wanted my cum inside her and kissed me.
Crazy bitch.

I've done blood and urine tests and for now I am std free.

Be careful user!
Trannies are fucked in the head!

>I'm not attracted to men though. I don't like penis either.

"Does this person have a penis?"

>Yes

Are you retarded or something?

I hope you get a STD and spend the rest of your life paying off health care payments.

Fuck off.

I've been there bro. Hope she's well reviewed. If she's a random backpager or Craigslist girl with no good reviews, expect oj Simpson in a muumuu, not the hot blonde chick with a dick that bait and switched you. She'll probably be very crazy too.

If she does have good reviews, don't be a douche to her and you'll probably have fun. Find out what her limits are and be clear about your limits too - if you don't want her fucking you, say so. If you do want her to fuck you, prep with a mild (warm water only - nothing harsh or abrasive) enema to make sure You don't give her shitdick. Do that about an hour before you meet her. Shower, brush your teeth, try to look and smell nice. Make sure your cock isn't all sweaty - dry it good.

And, no matter how you might want it, play safe, including blowjobs. You want to watch her cum, jerk her to a finish. If you're putting it in your mouth or ass, wrap it. If SHE offers bareback, run the fuck away!

enjoy your last 24 hours of straightness faggot

Why aids? Not from a bj

Also, no, there is no regret and feeling disgusted and shit that I fucked a dude.

Just stop giving a fuck about gay bi or whatever and do whatever the fuck you want to do, that's it.

Expect to feel disgusted with yourself during or after it happens. There's a chance you won't regret but in all likelihood you'll wish you hadn't.

FALSE , well fuck a trans or guy but just know your a faggot don't claim to be straight

What the fuck am I reading. You will fuck someone with a dick, how the fuck are you not a faggot? If it has a dick, it is a men. If you want to fuck a man, you are gay. It doesn't get much simpler. Expect a dick, what do you want us to say?

This one is a deceiver.

Cease!

Prepare yourself to be disgusted. Never been lucky enough to come across an attractive one myself. Pictures are usually several years old

If you fuck a tranny and you love it, you are gay or bi, yes, even more if the tranny fucks you.

If you don't like it as much as sex with a female then you're just straight and have a weird porn fetish that doesnt translate to reality.

LET US

ur a faggot

and a cancer faggot

with cancer aids

that's also a faggot.
Pic very related as you're a minion as well.

>Crazy bitch.
Giving him the benefit of the doubt. Fucking kek.

Dude I can't stop laughing and I don't even know you so I shouldn't be looking into this as much as I am but holy cow, guy. You know for a fact that dude was going to stick his ass onto your cock when he knew you were getting close from the blowjob. He played you like a game and gave you a scenario to remember for a lifetime. Not to mention a guy sucked your dick then kissed you, fag.
Wait, lets make it clear: a man sucked your dick until you were on edge, kissed you with your own dick juice and slipped his asshole over your dick; no lube and forced you to orgasm inside of his poop maker because that's what he wanted, and you did nothing about it.
Geez Louise

Was the "Crazy bitch" named Steve?

Also, takes 3 months for HIV to show up and you clearly didn't get the proper tests done so quickly.

>Tl;dr you turned gay and got AIDs because of Sup Forums mind operations

Biggest faggot in Sup Forums history. The Jews got to you man. Do your friends and family know about this?

This tbh

Nigga just use a fucking decent escort website for your region and don't be stingy.

I always pay 50 euro and only once have I met a non passable trap.
Guess what I did?
Told him I didn't want shit and left, the fucker teies to threaten me and I threaten him worse(something about burning the entire building or some shit), than his coworker which is a cute 22 year old trap came out and after I had a smoke to calm down, I fuckd her wuth 0 regrets. Even drank some whisky with her while we watched the news.

Tl;dr Pick them better.

>t. Another victim of jewish trix

...

pic related

>Straight male here

I am gonna let *her* know, and I will beat the fuck out of that person if they try anything.

Not going to pleasure *her* at all, really all I want is a BJ. (She sent me a video and it looks like she can suck some dick)

Should I wear a condom during a blowjob?

It is from CL, and for free.

Thanks, I'll definitely be careful. If some shit does happen, or I am not happy I'll either leave or beat the shit out of her.

You don't turn gay, either you are or your not.

>You don't turn gay, either you are or your not.

"Does this person have a penis?"

>Yes

Well you wanna have sexual relations with a man sooooo....you are

>You don't turn gay, either you are or your not.
Okay, well in that case, when did you realize you are gay? Or are you still delusional? Nothing wrong about it. Rights are protected these days.

Come on,
Get help.

I move we have a faggot board, to get these faggots off our board. These cunts have earned their own containment. Sup Forums is for regular cunts.

>takes 3 months for HIV to show up
Not anymore and it depends on where you test. If they have the new equipment.

Look it up nigger

Not OP, but he is not necessarily gay, you know. It sounds more like situational homosexuality, as in prison.

OP wants to get laid badly, and while he is not happy about the penis merrily flopping about by his "woman's" fuckhole, he is willing to tolerate it.

In other words: OP isn't gay as he not attracted to masculine features, but he's willing to put up with some flaws, like a big ol' cock.

If it's free on CL:

- She's bait and switching you, expect a 50 year old dude in a dress and bad wig.

- you have no review to go off other than her video (source? Who knows - is it even her?), and her assurance that she can suck a mean dick.

- you will probably find her tomb every very crazy and she might try to shake you down for money anyway.

Hire a well reviewed escort if you want to do this bro - theeroticreview, find one in your area with many consistent good reviews, schedule an hour, live your fantasy.

If in Boston area, ts Bebe in Dedham area, or some of the visiting Eros girls fit the bill. Do your research, and you'll have a better chance of having a good time. Don't do your research, and you get what you get, so don't be upset.

>straight

Why not whores though then?

Don't expect anything. Like, never expect anything. No matter who you fuck, especially if it's a one time thing, otherwise you and that person will be disappointed.

Ask questions when necessary so you know how things work (trust me, it works differently), if that's in the arrangement anyway. Use proper protection. Meaning condom on your dick AND theirs. Shit gets transmitted with blowjobs just the same. Unless you want STDs from strangers. In which case have fun with that, ya damn freak.

And maybe, I dunno, don't beat trans people. Think they get more than enough of that without your pussy ass pretending you can contribute.

holy shit user, is this shit real?

Also - as far as wearing a condom, I usually do not for blowjobs because the risk is low... but if she asks you to wear one, wear it. Or ask her to jerk you off into her tits or something if you don't want to be wrapped.

Ah, now that is another story. If OP has a choice between two fuckholes of roughly equal attractiveness but chooses the one with the dick, well, OP is at least somewhat bi, even if he cannot be honest with himself about it.

F u c k

A penis

I mean, there is always a chance to get 2 holes unless he loves the tranny. So if he wants to fuck why not a girl if he is straigh? Why a dick? This is the retarded thing in this thread...

It is a men. Dubs proclaimed the truth

She's like 43. All the images don't show up with reverse image search, so I am sure it's gonna be the same person.

Thanks. I'll probably say that all I want is a few intense blowjob sessions. I'll say that I am not comfortable fucking her yet.

I would MUCH prefer a regular women.

Holy shit this is exactly what will happen to op

Nope.

Yes it is he gives off a very rapish vibe

Your trauma bro. 200 bucks will easily get you an hour with a well reviewed hot 20-some hot tranny. This may be free but you have no guarantee it's really the person waiting for you, you have no idea if they're scam artists looking to roll you, and you have no idea what sort of skills she has.

If you want to fulfill a fantasy, hire a good escort.

You asked what to expect, in telling you what to expect but you do t seem to want to hear it. I've fucked a few around Boston and NYC area, I've learned the hard way about cl and backpage.

If you go in without reviews you're taking one for the team, and that doesn't usually end well.

>you have no idea if they're scam artists looking to roll you
How?

>and you have no idea what sort of skills she has
Like what?

> I've learned the hard way about cl and backpage
What's happen?

Also I am definitely thinking about what your saying. I like real women, I don't even want a tranny, but this just came up.

I am a man, and I always keep a knife or gun on me.

>And what should I keep in mind?
The fact that youre not straight

...

Dubs can lie ya know.

That's fucked dude.

You pay $200 for a fucking tranny?

Nig. Ger. Are you out of your mind?

[spoiler][/spoiler]> Somebody waiting in another room to jump out when your butt ass naked and demand all your money, phone, etc. yes, it happens.
> some crazy bitch pestering you constantly - did you use a burner phone?
> just plain old crazy risky behavior which you might be too horned up to avoid in the moment.

What skills? Could be terrible at blowing. Not every tranny magically knows how to suck a dick, especially if they're verse or tops.

> what happened
See above - I've had bitches on cl do all this shit in my early days - I didn't know better.

> knife or a gun
Showing up armed is a good way to get her to flip out and call cops or pull her own weapon, or call her friend who's probably going to be in the next room to come in with a baseball bat and beat the shit out of you.

Seriously bro, it's 2017. Hire a fucking escort. If it's just about nutting, and not about a tranny fantasy, go to a rub and tug and pay 100 bucks for a nice half hour massage and a small Asian girl's hand stroking your cock.

>Straight male here
>tommorow I am going to fuck a trans

Not straight anymore. Enjoy your aids

The video she sent me looked pretty fucking good.

>Somebody waiting in another room to jump out when your butt ass naked and demand all your money, phone, etc. yes, it happens
I mean it's in a good neighborhood in the downtown district. It could happen, and it does happen, but it probably won't happen.

But yea man, your right. I'll just look for an actual female that's down to fuck.
Thanks a lot bud.

I pay 200 bucks for the tranny to go away after I've fucked her.

I also pay the 200 for a quality experience with a passable tranny who looks good, and who I know what to expect from.

You can get cheaper, sure, but I like them passable and feminine - and I don't have time to go to tranny clubs and prospect for the one diamond in the rough.

if they have anything resembling cuffs or ties run away, try not to let them back you into a corner or bend you over, you'd be surprised how many trannies are actually rapists looking to break in some unsuspecting dudes virginass

Disappointment and ostracization

Those are extremes of what can happen. At the very least, she'll probably smell bad, look way worse than the photos she sent, sound awful, and be more than a little crazy. All of that means a bad time.

The only good "amateur" hookup I had was when unmet a little Chinese ladyboy visiting from San Fran at Jacques in Boston. We struck up a conversation at the bar and I ended up givin her, her ts friend, and her friend's hookup a ride to machine after Jacques closed, and I ended up making out with her there, and all four of us ended up back at the tranny's hotel. Me and the other guy fucked our respective new friends - was a hot time, and I enjoyed the shit out of it, and didn't pay a thing for it other than a bit of gas money.

That was one time in 12 years of trying. The chance that you'll get lucky on your first try on CL is very very low.

Definitely, and that would be a waste of time, a boner, and money (For Uber or Lyft.)

Find youself a nice clean next-door twink virgin.

I'm not gay.

Do it anyway. You'll like him a lot more than a funky old trannie.

expect to lose your title as a straight male

Okay, so I decided that I won't do it. I think the only thing that has made me consider it was that I haven't been masturbating a lot or watching porn.
I'll look for a girlfriend that will drain my balls instead.

Only issue is that I sent the trans a few dick pics, and a pic of myself. So I plan on blocking her but don't know what to do about that.

> 2017
> not using a burner phone to talk to random skanks
> are people really this stupid?

It was through Kik.

Then youre not straight
This shit isnt rocket science?

I decided not to do it.

>using le pedo honeypot trap to communicate with other retards
seriously, how can people really be this stupid?

Then just delete your account and create a new one.

I can easily just block her but she still has a pic of me.

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