What country should i migrate to work in...

what country should i migrate to work in? indians have it hardest when trying to migrate elsewhere because of strict visa laws so i was wondering

What kind of work do you do?

I can masturbate without using my hands

I hear that its pretty easy to migrate to turey if you are an indian with a uni degree.

m8 it's 2017. All countries are closing up their borders. Unless you have a PhD from a well reputed university, you are stuck here forever.

PLEASE teach me senpai

I hear israel is has friendly stance towards poos


hury up and get through the door before they change their mind

engineer (civil). not really want to leave the country, but was wondering if i wanted to then what

What University?

its really fucking hard to get into india too, unless you're a foreign-born desi chick

Come here my indo brother

America
Europe (+UK)
Austrailia
All these contries are english-speaking country, so you can find a job.

only if you say it like a maid

My Indian friends
Bank computer technician, general manager of Asia, restaurant owner, store manager, fortune teller, sales of medical equipment manufacturing company, chef.

I heard the Balkans is full of gypsies. If you're a lighter skin poo than you can assimilate no problems

Bruh. One in 10 aussies is literally of Asian descent. Poo in loo's invading en masse is going to tip the scales even more.

Assimilate into gypsies?
They're probably hated there far more than Indians.

I heard gypsies that try to get their shit together are treated fairly

I have a friend of an Australian actress.
She is very beautiful, intelligent and friendly.
I shoot a movie with her two years ago.
I think that Australia where she lives is definitely a good place. It will surely become a better country if the number of Asians like her increases in Australia.

There are shitloads of Indian engineers working in America, for what that's worth. I think the H1B visa policy either has or is about to change though.

>foreign-born desi chick
yeah! we dig those.

japan has the most strict immigration policies.

>I shoot a movie with her two years ago.
was it porn, senpai?

No
She is an Indian
The director was a famous person in the past

Bullshit. Gypos will never change.

>t. burger who had probably never seen a gypsie IRL

They're just lost Pajeets. Gypsies could be made decent if their children were taken young as wards of the state and forcibly assimilated into the dominant culture.

Easy if you are a chef, I will introduce.