Hi Sup Forums You're affecting by reading this. So too late to keep lurking.
I'm Teddy. I'm a teddy bear, I appear every night at 3am to kill you in your sleep. The only way to avoid this is to reply to this post.
Hi Sup Forums You're affecting by reading this. So too late to keep lurking
ok Teddy >
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kill yourself instead pussy
faggot.
pls post the pusy.
why the fuck would you appear "every night at 3am" to kill me?
you can kill someone only once you shithaired faggot
hey you fat whore maybe instead you should consider the fact that nobody sleeps until 6am like wtf die
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Hi insomniac. How's sleep?
If I get dubs come and end my suffering anyway
You kill me every night at 3am? Wow. Jesus only pulled that resurrection thing once.
top kekes
Which time zone? Do you just hop time zone to time zone? How does that work?
I'm not a robot
at least post a decent res dumbfuck
Kekadoodle
These sorts of posts take inspiration from the classic "chain letter" wherein some sort of consequence is threatened should the recipient of the letter not pass it on to one or more other persons. Of course, this is absurd since a letter, or in this case, post, cannot possibly enforce any sort of threat.
Hope this helps,
-- Gary
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kek
Lol okay you literal spurglord of a five nights at freddys enthusiast. Please actually end your life.
O-ok
All these threads promise I will die in my sleep.
Why am I always let down when I wake up
get fucked
please fucking kill me im begging you
Give me your cummies
Fag
Ok
cool
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fuckin saged you edgelord
K
I got u anons
fck off fag
Reeeee
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may I call you Kansas?
but I was hoping this one would finally kill me
Bitch
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k then
not taking chances
Ok. :)
WINRAR
So you will kill a few dozen people across the world in a minute?
Fuck you nigger.
kys
Yay I want this teddy bear kill me. U asshole
pls no
oh ok
Hello
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damn.
reee
Okay
alright
love ya
I'm gonna tear a hole on it's back side and get some sweet teddy. Cum 'n git sum
Sorry, I have immunity
Phew
god fuccing dammit
ok
>download.jpg
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shit
Nah
Fuck you nigger
stop
Night Sup Forums
easy now teds
Fucking hell I'm paranoidp
Cucc
No stabbers, tedders
fake
Nigger
K
Implying I sleep at 3am
fuck u faggot shithead
K
ok
Ono
ooooggogo
End your life
The sole reason I am replying to this post is to tell you that you are gay
>>>/facebook/
Why specifically 3am? Why not at 4am?
Yeet
I swear I saw an SCP like this before.
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cock
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Eat shit teddy
Thanks man
Didn't say I couldn't call you a faggot