Hi Sup Forums You're affecting by reading this. So too late to keep lurking

Hi Sup Forums You're affecting by reading this. So too late to keep lurking.
I'm Teddy. I'm a teddy bear, I appear every night at 3am to kill you in your sleep. The only way to avoid this is to reply to this post.

ok Teddy >

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kill yourself instead pussy

faggot.

pls post the pusy.

why the fuck would you appear "every night at 3am" to kill me?
you can kill someone only once you shithaired faggot

hey you fat whore maybe instead you should consider the fact that nobody sleeps until 6am like wtf die

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Hi insomniac. How's sleep?

If I get dubs come and end my suffering anyway

You kill me every night at 3am? Wow. Jesus only pulled that resurrection thing once.

top kekes

Which time zone? Do you just hop time zone to time zone? How does that work?

I'm not a robot

at least post a decent res dumbfuck

Kekadoodle

These sorts of posts take inspiration from the classic "chain letter" wherein some sort of consequence is threatened should the recipient of the letter not pass it on to one or more other persons. Of course, this is absurd since a letter, or in this case, post, cannot possibly enforce any sort of threat.

Hope this helps,

-- Gary

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kek

Lol okay you literal spurglord of a five nights at freddys enthusiast. Please actually end your life.

O-ok

All these threads promise I will die in my sleep.
Why am I always let down when I wake up

get fucked

please fucking kill me im begging you

Give me your cummies

Fag

Ok

cool

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k

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fuckin saged you edgelord

K

I got u anons

fck off fag

Reeeee

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may I call you Kansas?

but I was hoping this one would finally kill me

Bitch

k

mm

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k then

not taking chances

Ok. :)

WINRAR

So you will kill a few dozen people across the world in a minute?
Fuck you nigger.

kys

Yay I want this teddy bear kill me. U asshole

pls no

oh ok

Hello

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damn.

reee

Okay

alright

love ya

I'm gonna tear a hole on it's back side and get some sweet teddy. Cum 'n git sum

Sorry, I have immunity

Phew

god fuccing dammit

ok

>download.jpg

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shit

Nah

Fuck you nigger

stop

Night Sup Forums

easy now teds

Fucking hell I'm paranoidp

Cucc

No stabbers, tedders

fake

Nigger

K

Implying I sleep at 3am

fuck u faggot shithead

K

ok

Ono

ooooggogo

End your life

The sole reason I am replying to this post is to tell you that you are gay

>>>/facebook/

Why specifically 3am? Why not at 4am?

Yeet

I swear I saw an SCP like this before.

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cock

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Eat shit teddy

Thanks man

Didn't say I couldn't call you a faggot