You’re stranded on an island, with only 5 items in front of you

You’re stranded on an island, with only 5 items in front of you.
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I somehow read that as "You're retarded on an island..."

Toilet paper...

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fdahtrsk

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No... Gonna roll again.

LASHD

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I need those niggas

Henry Rawlings

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TP, a hammock, a flare gun, water purifier and a first aid kit. I'm gonna be pretty comfy until I get rescued.

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>Toilet paper
>Flashlight
>Hammock
>Hunting riffle
>Tent
not bad.

Rollin it

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Tttttt

rollerino

come on knife so i can kms

Pot
Raft
Hammock
Rifle
Knife

Imma live forever.

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Pls no kill

kjsldkfjkldfbnjksdfsdfsd

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Toilet paper - probably the least useful of the lot.
Flare gun - Well, it could be worse. At least I'll have an easy way to signal for help if anyone comes close.
Compass - This would certainly be more useful if I had gotten that raft. Not terribly useful in my current situation though.
Fishing rod (4+4+4=12) - Very nice. Though depending on whether or not there is fresh water, the purifier might have been a better deal.
Knife - Well, I can clean fish with it. And I can use it to fashion some sort of shelter. Probably a basic lean to at first, but if I can get a fire going, I might be able to bake some bricks up for something sturdier.

All-in-all it could be worse. I'd have preferred to get the tarp, the raft, the compass, the fishing rod and the knife, but I guess we need to work with what we washed up with.

I can make my roll work though and there are much shittier outcomes.

ipod, flare gun, vitamins, water purifier, first aid kit

at least i can be healthy while i starve to death to my favorite music

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rollo

rolling d00d

sunscreen
flare gun
mirror
rope
first aid kit
Basically, I'm going to standing outside constantly waving a mirror

smoke

an iPod, a hand saw, bug spray (hopefully the flammable kind) , a fishing rod, and a knife.

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>Basically, I'm going to standing outside constantly waving a mirror

dat survival instinct

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Got a tarp, flashlight, compass. Nice

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Tarp, hammock, flare gun, weed, and matches
Make shelter with tarp, sleep in hammock, flare gun for trying to signal help, matches to light my fire, and weed for when I'm bored

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sunscreen
raft
insect repellent
weed
matches
guess im getting high while in a river on my boat

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Ok i mean y not

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Rill

you're on an island, you fuckstain stoner
not many islands will be large enough to have a "river" even if it did have a river, how is getting high on a river going to help you? obviously the raft is supposed to be for escaping the island.. ffs

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raul

can i trade teh flashlight for a fleshlight tho

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I'll
Ill plae ya gaim6

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Rillorrinnoo

Rool

i survive

Roland

tiger

I want to beat off but I dont have any lube.

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Rollerinoing

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Rollin brah

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+×+×+×+×+×+×+×+×+×+×+×+×+×+×+×

rollar

Shit predicted perfectly

rollerino

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roller blades

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rollerino

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I wish every day I could be stranded on an island with a lord of the flies kind of situation!

reeeeeseeeseesefsdfazsd

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rol

i want to die

Rooooollll

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Oof

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