sup Sup Forums, recently I've been going on a rather extreme diet. the diet which consists of whole milk, Oolong tea, and two 'trucker' caffeine pills. Up to now this diet has been going on fine for a few weeks, and I've lost over ten pounds, but today when I tried to push out a shit, the liquid that flowed, was not shit as I had expected, but rather blood. I did not initially notice that I had shit out any blood because my poops are normally very wet and runny, but when I lifted the doubled folded sheet of paper from my as for a sniff, all I saw was crimson blood (pic related). I am very concerned about whether or not this is a sign of a serious medical issue, and looking up why I shit blood brings up a whole range of different issues. I want you to give me your thoughts on what this might be, and whether or not I should see a doctor about it. Keep in mind that going to the doctor is a very LAST resort of mine, as I do not have health insurance.
Eating isn't just for calories. You get vitamins and minerals from food as well. By only consuming milk, tea, and caffeine, you're missing out on many of the things that your body needs to continue functioning properly. This has the potential to cause extremely serious problems.
Go to a doctor as soon as possible.
Jayden Rogers
>diet which consists of whole milk, Oolong tea, and two 'trucker' caffeine pills Are you shoving them up your asshole? Details on diet?
Nolan Gray
Don't be a faggot and eat normally. Or at least eat normally until you are back to normal and then go on a less extreme diet. Having patience is better than dying anyday.
Joshua Turner
See doctor
Nicholas Young
lol whole milk oolong tea and caffeine for a few weeks like 3-4?
Matthew Gomez
Hold up you have been doing this for a couple weeks?
How do you shit when you don't eat anything solid?
Luke Wright
Don't visit the doctor, they'll steal your rights, take your guns, and stick you in a gas chamber
Nathan Harris
you now have a whey intolerance and a very inflamed GI. Stop all of the dairy, get back on a regular diet, try slow titration of dairy in 2 weeks.
Michael Myers
Can my lack of vitamins and minerals be solved by any cheap supplements? Because I absolutely cannot afford to make another trip to the doctor this year. If it's really life threatening I will, but if it's not *as* serious it'll have to wait.
Julian Wright
faggots
Parker Price
the fuck kinda diet is that, thats horrible for you. jesus christ just eat a vegetable or something lifes too short for this bs
Mason Thomas
Based and woke
Eli Lewis
I would honestly suggest visiting a medical forum where people who actually know something can help you out, Sup Forums isn’t really the best place to get advice about something as serious as this.
Oliver Scott
your body absorbs the water. put milk into pot and boil it until its all gone. there will be a little bit of solids at the bottom of the pot (a little fat)
Grayson Martinez
>Details on diet
Well, I wake up, drink a pint of milk, and take the two of the 270mg caffeine pills. Whenever I start to feel hungry or tired, I make a quart of tea to "chug". The water from the tea makes me feel full, and the caffeine keeps me from falling asleep.
Benjamin Mitchell
Is your arsehole bleeding. If it were internal it would be much darker. Your fine, just an idiot who will put that 10 plus pounds back on the second you start eating normally again. You wanna lose weight eat a little less and exercise more. Dumb dumb.
Isaiah Collins
This is not okay, how long have you been on this diet ?
Anthony Turner
I tried that, but I get few replies, and the one's I do get are all just jokes :(
Lincoln Harris
I've been on this diet for three weeks starting today, and was ~180 pounds.
Anthony Murphy
The caffeine and tea is dehydrating you and causing anal fissure. Drink more water and take a multivitamin
John Watson
eat actual food. fruit, meat vegetables. youre starving your body... and cut out the dairy too. you cant survive on just liquid... if youre concerned abot weight cut out sugar and go from there tbh
Easton Torres
lies unless you used sugar, you'd have been dead due to low blood sugar
Caleb Gray
You didn't gain 10 lbs in a week so why are you in such a rush?
Angel Thomas
??? Am I god?
Nathaniel Morgan
Take a multivitamin and fish oil I guess
Also crash diets don't work. The research shows you're going to put the weight back on when you stop
Just count calories it's not that hard and do it slowly
Bentley Martinez
milk has sugar in it ya dingus
Benjamin Torres
fat, not sugar >dingus adorable your blood had enough sugar in it to last you all this time, i guess its good u decided to go on a diet
Landon Stewart
Yeah... You are possibly dying Sup Forumsro. Go get checked
Cooper Gomez
milk has lactose wtf u talking about
Jason Ross
do this op, no one does this type of diet you are doing
go to the doctor dumbass Also your diet is shit. Just go keto
Dylan Collins
you gonna diiiiiiiiiiie
Parker Rodriguez
...
Brody Cruz
Its a hemorrhoid. Eat more fiber.
Oliver Fisher
All the -ose are sugars. Sucrose, glucose, dextrose, lactose, galactose, fructose, etc. But many adults aren't able to digest lactose properly.
Lucas Wood
you need to see a doctor you may have fucked some of your organs
Isaac Flores
>galactose is that like sugar from spaec?
Asher Watson
>quit sniffing the toilet paper after you wipe
no
Juan Jackson
What is with you fat faggots and your weird diets? Seriously, just eat moderate portions of fish or chicken and lots of vegetables, cut out the fucking rice and pasta and sugar/junk food, and exercise moderately. You'll lose weight at a pretty decent clip and feel like a million bucks at the same time and not be posting your bloody shits on Sup Forums like a fucking weirdo.
It's not that hard, lardass.
Aiden Fisher
Medfag here
It's probably a hemorrhoid. Still, go see a doctor and stop your shitty extreme diet. Just cut your carb intake, make your own food, and exercise.
Brayden Cox
Jesus Christ, Just eat less you fat fuck; or shit blood, it's whatevs
Ethan Watson
That's not paper, that's a cloth
Anthony Stewart
u ded
Anthony Reed
how many people on Sup Forums do you think have decent healthcare?
Jackson Taylor
how the fuck did you even come up with this "diet" anyway? It's not even a diet it's more like a slow suicide