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Alaska

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The tree is stronger than the gun! Guns btfo. How will Americans ever recover?

Solution: build guns out of trees and have the power of both worlds.

Simple, with missiles

im tpsy ehat upĀ”

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Why did someone pee on the french flag?

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>toaster is broke so I couldn't toast muh bagel
Fuck Alberta health services reeee

Are you ready to finally explain why the hell you chose a fucking leaf as a flag? Why? What were your ancestors thinking?!

My ancestors spoke out against it but were silenced by the tyranny of the majority.

>a fucking tricolour

you work there or what?

give me a job

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Louis CK is a racist and not very funny.
why do people like him?

it's better than a rip off of other boring euro flags

No I'm a patient
Pls gib me a job

In all seriousness is that true?

for me it is spam

the best potted meat product

i'm unemployed and living off what's left of my savings. pls ask them for work for both of us.

>patient
how are you feeling?

Good but need IV for three more weeks to ensure I stay good :/

View from daddy's lake house at sunrise

Someone come visit me he gave it to me all alone for the week tinder sloots don't do it justice

hopefully they fix the toaster in that time period so you can munch bagels in the mean time

Yes. My grandparents were very vocal against the flag changing.

Also about colored people moving here, and many other things.

Not that any of it mattered in the end. Before they died they got to drive through the streets of Vancouver and see what the country our family fought two world wars for had become.

lel unlikely
will have to take matters into my own hands

>Before they died they got to drive through the streets of Vancouver and see what the country our family fought two world wars for had become.
Why would anyone want them to see that? Vancouver has really gone downhill and abandoned its heritage.

cum lol

try to cook it in an x-ray or photocopy machine

They needed to go to the hospital. Well, both of them at different times.

They got to see that despite their best efforts in the end nothing mattered.

Nothing they had done mattered in the end.

Just like nothing anyone here ever does will ever matter.

zzzzzzz

Canned meat product, user.

Lately I'd just be content with a job that kind of helps people. To at least help some peoples lives from getting worse.

Even that is proving hard to do. Things will always be awful I guess.

there is a microwave but I need crisp user

take the toaster apart and try to fix it

if they get upset and try to stop you make the attempt every day until they fix it

alternatively, garbage fire and a wire rack is always a good option

I have no tools though

cum lol

watch Macgyver for ideas

It's not on
Not sure if I like this Firefox even though it lets me use extra flags on andriod

I've been working from home since Wednesday. Should I go in today or work from home again today?

I have to decide within the next hour or so. I don't have much work to do and just need to read my emails/answer my phone if someone calls. Most of my co-workers are away at a conference so don'tn need me much.

then watch this, which is completely unrelated

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Do you like your office/ co-workers?

If not then I'd stay home.

If you manage to get your shit done, working from home is pretty nice.
If you tend to get distracted easily, work from your office.

Well that was a waste of time

it's a movie you special needs child

i got sucked into osrs again

Just found out a remix I was listening to on SoundCloud was made by a Minecraft YouTuber and now I don't like it anymore

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>Do you like your office/ co-workers?
Not really. The office is chill but my work area has no windows so I prefer being home where it's much brighter. And my office is pretty empty since most people are on that trip or on spring break for whatever reason (where I work it's only me and an intern because someone's in Paris for vacation and the other is is new Orleans).

>tfw no roo
I want a roo
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>because someone's in Paris
Why the fuck would you go to Paris. Honestly, it's overrated as hell. It's the same with a lot of americans going to Frankfurt, eventhough Frankfurt is even worse than Frankfurt.

Idk she just got married so she's going to paris.

>It's the same with a lot of americans going to Frankfurt, eventhough Frankfurt is even worse than Frankfurt.
Slow down with the hefeweizens, it's not even 5 there yet.

WISH YOUR QUEEN A HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU LEAF CUNTS

wew, I didn't even realized that.
Frankfurt is worse than Paris, eventhough Frankfurt am Main is probably also worse than Frankfurt Oder.

suck my cock, retard

fuck me, it's not getting better right now.

You might end up getting a nasty infection, brits aren't known for their oral hygiene

Suck my cock

What picture best describes this general? I think this angry cross eyed chihuahua.

woke up to the sound of my cat puking

turns out she puked in my bathtub though.

good stuff

Ah yes
The life of a catfag

Mornin' /cum/bums

I will never be /cummed/ inside like a bitch ever again. /dixie/ forever!

dogs puke and shit too, and more often shit inside X_DDD

this is easily the worst dog breed if not for the nigger pitbulls, which are bad for a different reason

dumb dixie slut

Thank god they aren't that popular like back when Paris Hilton was still relevant and had one. A girl in my class used to have one. I took her for a drive some time and almost accidentely crushed the dogs ugly head with the door.

if you leaf your enemies, they win

maruchan or cup noodles

What is the best dog? Border Collie? I heard they were the smartest.

german sheperd

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Is that bacon flavor stuff any good? I bought a can to give away to homeless people because they were doing one of those drives, but now you've got me interested.

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New ankle holster today

*throbs in front of your gf*

>g*rman shepherd
Um no, sweetie.

Definitely not this meme dog.

this dog breed is the best dog

he makes shitskin antifa faggots piss themselves

>Um no, sweetie.
are you a female?

>tfw your gf is still in high school and she got her phone taken away
fuckin sucks

buy her a new one?

The beagle is the best doggo breed

how old are you?

lmao, indians btfo eternally


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i've been thinking about doing, but i would be pissed if they took it from her

24. her parents are fine with us dating

4u.

Perhaps.

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pls b my gf

best small dog

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>24 and dating a high schooler
jesus Christ don't you get tired of her immaturity

Bernhardiner or Saint Bernards dogs are pretty chill.

>not saying the Irish wolfhound
Are you even a real irishman?

>women
>mature

I want the prime teen pussy

naw shes not too bad

israeli jews are based

the true enemies are the banker and hollywood kikes

>>/r9k/

Okay I'll be your girl(boy)friend. All you have to do is post your credit card number and social security on here.