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gym is literally a 5 minute walk away and I simply cannot be arsed to go

hmm

...

Plane?

reminder: no gf for you

anime

eye

Whats worrying is that he treats the money people dont give to the government as money which has somehow been lost, so if you arent paying most of your income to the government then you are somehow stealing from it because of those pesky "tax cuts"

just off to tescos lads ahaha

think i prefer cold sausages to hot

Havin a nap

*nationalises /brit/*

Simply can't imagine the scrawny little mind of a man who posts his gimmick after 200+ replies

>tfw no damaged girl to dominate you and stab you with a pin while fucking you
I'd take it desu

alri jezza

yeah but so?

how stupid is adam johnson

Vote SNP, Plaid, Sinn Fein and Mebyon Kernow

reckon I'll be the first pm to have a BTEC with Sport Science haha

>tfw almost told this girl to sit on my face and spit on me when i was fucking her

could have been very awkward hahahahaha

>tfw you will never live in the gay nineties

*attempts a coup d'état utilising my agents in the armed forces and the deep sectarian divisions in the body politic*

I live in Lancashire
what are my options?

yeah he put way too much work in
if you're gonna shag underage be quick about it so you can feign ignorance

business idea: state funded outcall escorts

CONVICNED Adam Johnson was working in cohesion with 190kg in a nationwide niece fiddling ring

just did a pretty smelly fart

going to do a poo now

>Why no, I shan't be voting for Mebyon Kernow in the upcoming general election.

relationship between the people and the government would never recover after that, I doubt ukip could've won the next election if it happened but majority government would have been impossible for any party for decades

the reason cameron championed that referendum and the scottish one was supposedly to bring people together and give a voice to the people, just backfired on him horribly haha

prefer this to the state-subsidised gf idea

the 15yo must have been PENG

Fucking hell cruise is a lad

nonce

>I vote DUP

>gay nineties
mate all it was was a bunch of hairdresser jokes on married with children
the 00s matured somewhat
and the 10s have reversed again: see kimmy schimdt, modern family
lmao can't believe this worked

>I don't vote DUP

it still would make more sense from his vantage to stay and stop breggsit and get voted out then to just leave
especially since the average person didn't bother to vote in it anyway and wouldn't feel slighted

*sniffs it*
phwoar

turtle do a stream

>won't even pick up his own bike
Lazy prick

>I vote

Having a lot of trouble finding digital tv channels with the indoor antenna.. yes i am facing them towards the direction of the tv towers

>I vote Sinn fein

my antenna's on the roof

>the United Kingdom? LOVE. IT.
(featured: you on the left, Britain on the right)

>I don't vote for the Monster Raving Loony party

irl karen

>I am

Hmmm mixed up the order there. Might take me own kneecaps as punishment

>I participate in compulsory voting instead of just taking the $200 fine as a way of voicing my discontent for such an obtuse and medieval policy

thicc

is voting actually compulsory in australia? I thought that was just a meme

How do the rorkes here react when they're told that we are all immigrants?

*shing*

>aussies have to vote

I just moved into an apartment, i aint going on the roof

got a date tonight lads. nervous as fuck. not drinking either because driving

can't you just deface your voting slip and then you avoid the fine?

>this photo was taken 5 minutes from my house
Lmao

>$
bit cringey

>compulsory voting

rorkes cannot comprehend beyond 100 years

>we are all immigrants?
not I

nah he staked his whole reputation on that referendum, he championed this theory of combining direct democracy with uk politics. there would've been massive butthurt from everyone, even the people that didn't vote as it showed he clearly didn't mean any of that and the government will always be self-serving, that would certainly destroy the UK more than brexit might

if he tried to stay the tories would force him out, even the remoaners among them

white immigrants m8

>had a dream i was wearing a fedora
What does it mean?

We're not all immigrants though

>look up gym to start going to in my area
>closest one is €90 a month and inlcudes massages
what the fuck is the target audience for this

I got a $20 fine haha

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just bee yourself
me and the lad had 10 pints each on our first date

nope it's true

don't be a sperg

So that job I've been talking about? Yeah it's not on anymore.

Haha.

lol

Fat women
You're doing it wrong. You're not supposed to quote anything, just reply

Whether your ancestors moved here 10 thousands years ago or 10 minutes ago, you're still an immigrant and a massive hypocrite if you want to stop anyone coming here.

same
considering spending 300 pounds on an olympic barbell set so i can just lift here

Hmmmm?

frogs toads whatever freak me out
im always scared i will step on one
nature and the universe is all about intervals though, i accept that, you'll get anything from methane living creatures to humans

>you can be an immigrant even when laws and borders didn't exist
Nah don't think so

the fine is like $20 if they even bother fining you

don't capitalize the i either la

>You're doing it wrong. You're not supposed to quote anything, just reply

Bit gay

fucked up my zeros

>I don't believe in compulsory voting

woah.... i never thought of it that way.... i have a lot of things to consider.......

the one at the cafe?

i wish i

This is why borders suck. Get rid of them all, they're unnatural.

>capitalize
FOY

boring bait

> Why yes, I do pay the government as a result of refusal to participate in compulsory voting in the hope of voicing my discontent for such an obtuse and medieval policy instead of simply declaring bankruptcy

how do i comment

can't you deface your ballot?

it was fucked because my address is listed as my uncle's who I don't see often

went by his place and I had at least four letters from the electoral commission saying final notice to contest, final notice to pay the fine, you have passed the deadline, etc. last one threatened legal action if I didn't pay it soon lel

FUCK I'VE BEEN FOUND OUT

i just vote for who mum tells me to vote for

willy?

bum?

poo?