>normal day browsing Sup Forums >suddenly *doorbell* >"hey mister, I need a big strong guy like you to help me practice my cheer-leading routine for the upcoming game. all you need to do is throw me up in the air and catch me a few times. you think you can handle that?"
wat do?
Carson Long
Close the door.
John Hall
Re-open the door
Evan Nguyen
Nice try, Chris Hansen,
Logan Brooks
Tell her to come back with more pixels.
Luke Davis
...
Zachary Foster
sure but you must wrap your legs around me when you fall to make sure you're alright
Chase Gray
>throw her >throw her so hard she goes into orbit
Luis Fisher
Die.
Carter Myers
Throw her in the air and catch her with my dick
Blake Scott
rip her clothes off, whip my dick out and bone her in the doorway.
what else would be the logical response.
Liam Perez
For 5$ nigga
James Flores
Grab her by the hair and drag her inside then slap her hard to the ground. Start choking her while I get my dick out and tell her to suck my dick or I'll kill you right now. while she is sucking my dick I'd grab her hair and force her to deepthroat me while I finger banged her. After I'm satisfied with the blowjob I'd flip her over and rip her panties off and force my way into her tight pussy. When I am about to cum I'd flip her back over and command her to sit on her knees and open her mouth then id fill her mouth with semen and her own virgin blood. Force her to gargle on it before swallowing. Then tie her up and put her in a closet for further use.
David Walker
Strap on gopro head cam and get to work duh
Evan Watson
ask her when the Plains of Eidolon is coming to console
John Nguyen
and why did you come to me?
Bentley Miller
hold on a minute, i need to fap to this
Lucas Jenkins
tfw she will never fuck you
Colton Fisher
Give her a bowl of eggs and tell her to skedaddle. Back to Sup Forums
Brody Sanchez
Get on the floor.
Luke Scott
Everybody do the dinosaur.
Aiden Brown
Moar
Xavier Kelly
oh fuck nigga
Zachary Hall
Cheer leading and gymnastics are the two most dangerous sports being propagated in American culture. I would inform the girl's parents and coach that she is attempting dangerous routines in unsafe conditions and that I have a great fear for her safety and well-being. I'm trying to get high over here I don't need some bitch breaking her neck in front of my house and bringing the authorities. That shit is not conducive to me getting baked like a cake.
Grayson Young
>Everybody do the dinosaur. >do
Ryder James
...
Josiah Reed
Boom boom shakka lakka boom boom
Noah Harris
Cheese
Cooper Gutierrez
Would you like some pizza with that cheese, good sir?
Christian Peterson
...
Christian Price
Shuddup I'm horny an I'm gonna DO the DINOSAUR GODDAMNIT
Anthony Sullivan
...
Christopher White
Good Lord...it's always on me...
Evan Mitchell
is this Sup Forums?
Luis Turner
Exactly OP tell her to fuck off your trying to smoke an netflix
Tyler Lee
Well, biggest issue to me would be that people think I'm a pedophile. Otherwise I have no trouble helping someone out who needs practise, cheerleading isn't easy. As for how she's dressed that is none of my concern.
Michael Evans
>wat do? tell her to come practice in my indoor gym where it's safer.
Dylan Kelly
Just admit you want to lick it. Ya pedo.
Angel Mitchell
That's on you. I don't.
Liam Gutierrez
Slurp
Ryder Morales
Is that supposed to be a surprise?
Nathan Allen
>implying permission
Levi Ward
Come back in higher resolution.
Henry Richardson
Say yes and help her practice cheerleading
Robert Hill
Someome with kik, trade with me, dontbemirin. you know what to trade
Grayson Jackson
post some here. research purposes, of course,
Zachary Young
Grill her on her cheering routine, what she does to work out, and whether or not she is ready to go 110% all out so she can beat out Stephanie and become head cheerleader... FUCKING STEPHANIEEE!!!!!! I cannot spend my time training quitters and fucking cry babies.