B/tards I need your help! I desperately need a photo of an erext penis lying on a table. Pic attached for reference...

B/tards I need your help! I desperately need a photo of an erext penis lying on a table. Pic attached for reference. Can anyone please help me????

Y tho

You aint gettin shit unless you tell us why

I have been desperately googling penis on a table but can't find anything. And I want to draw a picture of an erect penis on a table with mini Vladimir putins coming out of the tip. I need a reference. You see my problem?

For Craigslist ad I want to get the best girl

Did you see the craigslist ad I posted?

And....why exactly do you want to do this?

To draw a picture of a penis on a table with little Vladimir putins marching out

Oops I misread that! I have been hit with artful inspiration, b/! And I really would like it to be the penis of a fellow btard. If I had a dick I'd do it myself.

Someone please! I don't know what else to do!

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What don't you have. A penis, or a table?

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I'm not surprised someone had all these, and is willing to dump.

I feel like this would be the perfect angle.

gay people exist, don't you know?

Put me in screencap. J5