Found a 120 year old copy of the Qur'an in the pub, what do Sup Forums?

Found a 120 year old copy of the Qur'an in the pub, what do Sup Forums?

Doubles and you must take a shit in the middle and slam it

I have 2 things you should do
keep it because its from the 1890s
or take a shit on it and burn it

Sell it, might be worth some good money

Its someones religious book, it might not be yours but its someones dont be a dick.

Set it on fire. It's just garbage anyway.

this

I agree, do it.

>1. Wipe your ass with the pages
>2. Show Sup Forums
>3. ???
>4. prophet

Read it and blow up the pub

Fuck outta here fag

He's right, m8.

Draw Mohammed fucking a pig in all the pages.

read it and see how it differs from current texts. seriously, i'd be interested to know

He sounds like he's left

>le ebin shitpost xD

Firstly, post timestamp drawing on dated page for proof
Secondly, that shit is definitely worth money, sell it to sandjews
Thirdly, if real and you want attention then smoke pork with its pages and post to isi channel

Islam is not a religion. It's a socio-political ideology.

Pour alcohol on it, then place a slab of bacon on it, finally take a shit on it. Leave it in a public place.

Nothing, since you don't own it, faggot. Leave it where it is

Burn it

Why do you need the distinction?

Burn it! Burn it with fire!

Put in the toilet and shit on it. Than leave it there for the next person to crap on.

How fucking autistic are you that you go to a pub find a book and think you can do what you want with it? It doesn't matter what the book is, just stop being such an edgy like shit all your life


That'll show 'em
You're fucking worse that reddit

Because classifying it as a religion, rather than an ideology, grants it certain legal, political, social, and philosophical protections from rebuke in the West. That's what the whole concept of "islamophobia" is: that questioning and criticizing an inherently violent and backwards ideology is tantamount to religious persecution.

Fair enough

>120 year old
>printed on paper
Pick one

shitty bait

Record yourself shitting on it, add gasoline, set on fire, post to jewtube.

Rolling for this again

Piss on it, shit in it, then throw it in the first mosque you can find

Dont forget to put some raw pork in there with the shit.

The only logical things to do here are
1.) Leave it
2.) Sell it
3.) Read it

take it and sell it, its an antique, probably worth a fair amount of money

I wish Sup Forumstards would stay on their containment board.

sell it to buy more qur'ans to desecrate

Found Mohammed

It's in English not the holy language of Arabic so anything edgy you do to it won't really piss anybody off other than a librarian.

But this is Sup Forums, let the summerfags have their moment of autism.

>prophet
>no pun intended

>respecting other people's property
>not wanting to be a pathetic little cunt
Fuck off, autist

Took one of you long enough ffs

Does this trigger you

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If they cared about it they would not have left it.

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Literally just burn it

We shit on your religion, deal with it

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Find the really damming passages that encourage rape, murder, blowing yourself up for allah, Fuckin goats and marrying children, rip them out and post them on the pub wall in English for your eurocuck brothers

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roll

Op?

roll for this please op do the world a service

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>Caring about people other than numero uno
>Not laughing at others expense
Fuck off back to retarddit trash.

burn it.

Op was kill. Goat fucker couldnt help him self.. poor thing

What?
Not everyone that thinks you are a little shit is a muslim, faggot. I'm sure most of the world thinks you are pathetic
So yeah, you're autistic

Bacon book mark time!

Tear a page out wipe your ass.
Burn rest cook bacon
?????
Profit

The only reason to read the quran is if you're muslim or looking for negative things to say about muslims. As literature, it's essentially worthless, especially translated to english. Most of the text is in brackets because the original arabic is ungrammatical and excessively allusive; Mohammed constantly assumes you know what he's talking about even when he refuses to give you linguistically intelligible clues.

If they cared about thwir book they would not have left it. I dont know how much easier i could make this for you.

That isn't how pubs work, they just get old books from random places, they aren't necessarily from muslims.

Go fuck a goat sandnigger.
No one cares about you or pathetic excuse of an existense in whateverstan.

I'd rather be autistic than some pushover do-gooder.

Dubs demand

lul, as if there are religions that are not ideological.

>logic

It isn't about 'doing good' it is just about not being a pathetic cunt

Right.

OP, don't be a pathetic cunt and desecrate the book. Instead, attempt to find it's owner. When found, be the man we know you to be, and then burn them and their shit tier book together.

Kek

fy Achmed, terrorists descrated Christmas markets and other gatherings plenty of times.

Shit on it and burn it. You will forever ne my hero, user.

Read the whole post

sand nigger detected

Put CP in it and give it back to the owner so he'll let you fuck his daughters/one of his wives

roll

Just what da fuck....
!!!
Also, Shit on it
Faggit !

Burn it, it's the only right thing to do

Why is it spelled "Koran"?

>120 year old
>the most approved commentators

xdd

wiki -> The form Koran was most predominant from the second half of the 18th century till the 1980s, when it has been superseded by either Qur'an or Quran.

plz get out from here
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Leave it

Why don't you go blow up a building to show just how edgy you should be.

Kekd

Burn it.

Lets do this

If you want to do something good for yourself: Sell it! Some muslims would pay a lot of money for an old quran.

If you want to do something for the lulz: Piss on it and show pics with timestamp.

>Piss on it and show pics with timestamp.
and then sell it.