Superman is clearly christian, judging by the church scene in MoS...

Superman is clearly christian, judging by the church scene in MoS, but what religion does Batman or Wonder Woman believe in? Is Bruce Wayne jewish?

Batman is Muslim and we is jewish

It shows that it took the death of a Christian to bring 2 enemies together

Bruce is a xenophobic cunt

Supes is christian
Bats is muslim
WW is a filthy kike

WW is a fucking pagan

Superman is Jewish though

Except he isn't

Seasoned comic book Batman has met all the gods in his universe. He knows they exist, but doesn't worship them. He does hear his parents calling to him when near death. That suggests he believes in heaven.

Superman goes to church. He likes the idea of there being a benevolent god he can look up too.

Wondy knows of various Greek gods. Ares fucks her anally every Tuesday.

But he is, the creators are Jewish and based him off Samson from the Bible.

They all worship superman because superman is jesus and every scene shoves that fact down your throat so i don't know how you missed it.

ww belongs to greek religion
batman is probably catholic
also why wouldnt superman be christian he grew up in the midwest,

>Wondy knows of various Greek gods. Ares fucks her anally every Tuesday.

I need to see this

Batman is catholic in canon while snyderman is jewish like zack snyder himself.

None of that makes him Jewish.

Batman's Episcopal, not Catholic. It's because of the whole WASP culture thing associated with Episcopals.

>Is Bruce Wayne jewish?

He's obscenely rich and thinks he's above the law so what do you think?

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He is alien name has the Jewish word for god
Even his Earth sobriquet sounds like a Jewish name

Why is Batman floating?

More importantly, why is Wonder Woman so much taller than him?

Is Bruce Wayne a manlet?

that makes sense
so you think the church is where he picked up his fancy for younger boys to dress up and hang out with him?

clark kent sounds jewish to you?
raised in the mid west by two poor farmers
shown mutliple times in a church in the comics
must be jewish because his creators were
for reasons

In new Canon WW is the daughter of Zeus so she's half God herself

BM keeps coming across ghosts and magic but says he still doesn't believe in ghosts or magic. He's probably atheist

>clark kent sounds jewish to you?

Very much so yeah, a lot of jews came across at the height of anti-semitism and took such names to "blend in" in rural places.

Lol Bruce is prob atheist bruh. Old Bruce anyways

yeah normal names, so chances are his parents just had a normal name,

literally the only reason to think he is jewish is because his creators were,
there is no supporting evidence whatsoever to say he is