No rekt thread?

no rekt thread?

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Woah woah woah is he still alive?
His jaw isn't clenched but it's still closed and that resting position isn't a total slouch. What the fuck

he is alive just got chopped

WOAH
Dude that looks like his spinal column on the back but I guess that's just muscle. Holy fucking shit humans are amazing.

saw a video of him, talk to someone while sitting there, the camera man walked around him full circle

just a casual day in sth murica

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Considering he's not bleeding a lot he probably survived. Good on him. Can't imagine that level of pain.

he looks annoyed, like "god dammit it, i just wanted to fetch some water for the village"

the body has a hard time processing pain like that, so it might not be that bad

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This pic is ripe for captioning. Unfortunately, I'm not funny.

Leave it to all the pre pubescent faggots to turn a rekt thread into a spiderman thread

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All you do is bump it for more views dumbass newfag
Put sage in options without a picture if you want it to die quicker.

Image name says he was a thief who got chopped trying to steal. Damn... Better luck necks time buddy.

>Literally free bumps of a shit thread

"Did I forget to turn off the stove?"

lol necks time

>FILENAME

"I'm gettin real tired of this shit happening"

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Im sure there are trap threads to spam

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Nastiest core sampling I have ever seen.

Kill yourself faggot

spotted the alien

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Holy pinkeye

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Make me, bitch.

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lmao

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I dont have to make you...Your shitty existence and lack of pussy will be the death of you

>be me
>be 21 yr old nerd disguised as alpha
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>nobody suspects a thing
>actually have crippling social anxiety
>still get pussy for looks
>pretty cool
>Little do they know I play league/browse interwebs 10+ hrs a day
>gril comes over after bar
>drunk as fuck so I know im sliding in her slizz
>pull panties off with teeth to turn her on
>puss smells like rancid rat tail stew
>wtfwasintherelast.jpg
>tells me she has a secret
>orly?
>"can only cum when im eaten out"
>o fuk me
>dumpster dive her muff
>tastes like sardines
>cums then fucks me like a champ
>keeper?
>fast forward 3 months
>in relationship, pretty happy
>still hasnt figured out im troll
>comes over early before I get home
>opens up laptop because thinks im cheating
>i am
>instead of finding evidence, opens browser
>Sup Forums on open tab
>scrolls meticulously
>finds trap thread
>wtf.wav
>walk in on her masturbating to thread
>evenmorewtf.wav
>kick her out
>dumb cunt likes girly boys and i am true man
>feel masculinity fleeting
>slap now ex-grilfiend
>calls cops
>arrested for assault/battery
>feelsbad
>beat case and want to beat bitch again
>dontdoit
>im gonna do it
>trips decides how
Pic related

Dat air time.

Sauce on scene

Can anyone survive that?

post her asshole and feet

This is it...

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nerve gas?

>>nobody suspects a thing
sure, they don't, suuuure.

>dumb cunt likes girly boys
project much?

>i am true man
hahahahahahahahhahha

>feel masculinity fleeting
if you're such a true man you wouldn't, nor would you try and salvage your shit by slapping a ho.


weak af/10
bullshit.

plot twist. you dont beat her

for just once I'd like to see a rekt thread without 655245 posts that I've seen before.

#sad

I like how he casually looks up.. just taking a nap, brah.

Oh yeah? Guess what I'm fucking awesome, that means you just took a left turn into WRONGVILLE.

Brazzers Phoenix Marie

Vümp

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why do all rekt threads turn into shit just post rekt shit dudes thats the point of the thread

Its just one lonely faggot posting it because he wants attention

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Weeeeeeeeeee!

"Wait... You forgot your knife!"

>males

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ho shit....shiiitttt....... damn man, is disgusting.

Great. Now I'm gonna be late for pretzel day.

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Someone has the video of the dude getting crushed by the machine?

why is he drinking Ocean Spray peach cocktail?

I think when you blow your face off any drink is fine

This is gore not rekt.
Learn the difference newfag.

wtf did he live?

Not for long.

would you drink pure lemon juice?

Got this edgy feminist bitch on snapchat who always does "the floor is lava" vids on her story, I'm gonna need this

>sliced neck
>Still has time to philosophize
what a fucking ubermensche

I think he needs a face lift

Spidey Make your own thread

>no bleeding
>did he isnstantly die in that position or whats the deal here?

he looks like rami malek lmao

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nice double dubs

noice, check these too

Did he died?

Idk it seems like he was moved to that cuz it looks like his spinal cord has been separated, so there's no way for him to actually move his arms.

yea

Shit really? That's luck

That headache

Didn't know that's what it was yeah I'd pass