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call this runt a cunt

gonna do a cide

fuck off poofters

saffiyah khan

post inspo

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this man is a nonce

you wake up in stockport

XDDDDD I LINK TO POST THAT NOT HAPPEN YET xDDD

sqUEEALING HAHAH MY FACE WHEN I LINK POST *LAUGHGIN MONKEY.JPG* DOING A POOO LADS doin a POOOOOOOxDD

was looking to do computer science in uni but it looks too hard LOL x

fuck off you absolute fucking drip

Gimmicks I've invented:
did not read a word (and all variations thereof)
Hate xyz. Love pints (and all variations thereof)

What happened to the hat museum?

embarrassing post

how long has this been a thing?

Same toxic posters, every day..

having a go

he's really been grinding my bollocks lads have word with him

Have the chance to a fuck a tranny who actually looks pretty convincing

Just not sure about what his/her vag will be like haha, I know she definitely had dick surgery which is a bit of a shame desu

Cheeky bastards linked the wrong thread fuck sake

fantastic post

Not true, I was busy yesterday and didn't post anything.

that google guesses the tags? dunno but it's annoying as shit

when girls on tinder don't have ig, I screenshot then reverse the images hoping to see if she's real or not, and it always just comes back "hair" or "pretty" and shit like that now

>fucking a post-op tranny
literally what is the point lad.

haha alri how do all those you's feel

probably still just fuck her up the arse desu

the idea of a fake vag is freaky

>i enjoy future posting

way too early

So lads

I've got about 3 and half months of freedom between leaving my job and starting a PhD in October and I'm thinking of where to go on holiday. I've got about £10k in the bank

I was thinking of driving down the west coast of america, or south east asia and/or Australia for about a month

Australia is very far away and I'm a bit scared of asians so america sounds the most appealing but I've already been there a few times so feel i have to be a little bit more adventurous and go to Asia and Australia

Thoughts?

poo

check 'em

needed a smart overcoat so i bought this Jeff Banks number. £250 down to £125. good find 2bh.

oh and fuck this guy

you runt

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

walk the PCT

doing a poo and giving myself a (you)

What would anyone need an overcoat for?

you were going to try and get a get with 'check 'em'?

'check 'em'?????

>i'm scared of asians (real asians; not the pom definition of asian) but not blacks or hispanics

noggins in turbo mode

Doing a Watch of the New Ring

Have fond memories of the original

ye

how hard was PHD funding?

when you need an outdoor coat that is smart looking

future posting is the epitome of 9gag

Excellent post.

cold days

nice

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Can someone translate normie for me please?

I was talking to a girl on tinder and asked what she's looking for. She said "I'm just looking for someone to have a laugh with really"

What does it even mean?

She wants to fuck you with a strap on

she wants someone whos fun to be around but not be clingy?

sex

means she doesn't want to fuck you

I applied for a project listed on the university website so i didn't have to write a proposal or a request for a grant, I've got a funded scholarship from GSK

Walked past my old mate of 10+ years and his gf and didn't even say anything to them

means shes into humiliation

she wants to have a laugh at your small willy

>i'm pretending not to be a whore by pretending I care about personality when in reality I couldn't give a shit

Im going to meet someone for a quick chat if you're available

it's all patter
obviously she cant say that outright say she want to get dicked and nothing else

family are away for the weekend lads

gonna spend it eating takeaway food and playing victoria 2 naked

the fact that you need that "translated" means you're not for her

this post makes absolutely no sense

But I'm not even a virgin, I'm just not used to Tinder culture yet

you're a sociopath

>not getting a bird over

Noggins joggin

they didnt say anything to you either

been doing DIY with my dad

how's your day lads?

Did you lads have penis inspection day at your school? My brother came home with a form for it today

wew la' nice one

any niggers in here

once met a lad who i liked in school
haha never mind because i will never tell him

Can someone translate mandarin for me please?

I was talking to a girl on tinder and asked what she's looking for. She said "清重庆重庆重庆重庆重庆重庆"

What does it even mean?

>school over easter

it means 'check these dubs'

eh?

chinese is a tonal language so its anyone's guess

boarding school

yeah, you

>doesn't know that staggered school holidays are a thing

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what the fuck? everything is small except their dicks? reeeeeee

He's right

What a fucking stupid answer, shows (again) you've never as much as interacted with a female

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reminder that 190 is a known nonce

>6-foot m-master race
>m-manlet h-haha

theory: 190cm stands for 190 children molested

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190 is on the sex register for fiddling with his niece

Reminder that this has been proven and if you speak to him you're speaking to a seasoned nonce

generally speaking their torsos are normal size its only the limbs that are shorter

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fucks sake

it's gibberish. the repeated characters are a city name and the starting character means clear

:)

>implying i didn't just type ching chong ching chong ching chong into google translate

so you think womyn care about personality?

hmm

obviously. he's the loser you see at clubs lurking at the fringe of the dance floor far too insecure to immerse himself in the fun times. but he also has an ironically huge ego so makes himself feel better about being a loser by dreaming up shit about him being a vastly intelligent independent alpha male who doesn't even need friends or women (despite being rebuffed every time he's attempted intimacy).

kek, the city is Chongqing

post this again, i dare you.

>stan

absolutely fucking crying of laughter as we speak. WAILING, i tell you.

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