Gay edition.
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call this runt a cunt
gonna do a cide
fuck off poofters
saffiyah khan
post inspo
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anime
this man is a nonce
you wake up in stockport
XDDDDD I LINK TO POST THAT NOT HAPPEN YET xDDD
sqUEEALING HAHAH MY FACE WHEN I LINK POST *LAUGHGIN MONKEY.JPG* DOING A POOO LADS doin a POOOOOOOxDD
was looking to do computer science in uni but it looks too hard LOL x
fuck off you absolute fucking drip
Gimmicks I've invented:
did not read a word (and all variations thereof)
Hate xyz. Love pints (and all variations thereof)
What happened to the hat museum?
embarrassing post
how long has this been a thing?
Same toxic posters, every day..
having a go
he's really been grinding my bollocks lads have word with him
Have the chance to a fuck a tranny who actually looks pretty convincing
Just not sure about what his/her vag will be like haha, I know she definitely had dick surgery which is a bit of a shame desu
Cheeky bastards linked the wrong thread fuck sake
fantastic post
Not true, I was busy yesterday and didn't post anything.
that google guesses the tags? dunno but it's annoying as shit
when girls on tinder don't have ig, I screenshot then reverse the images hoping to see if she's real or not, and it always just comes back "hair" or "pretty" and shit like that now
>fucking a post-op tranny
literally what is the point lad.
haha alri how do all those you's feel
probably still just fuck her up the arse desu
the idea of a fake vag is freaky
>i enjoy future posting
way too early
So lads
I've got about 3 and half months of freedom between leaving my job and starting a PhD in October and I'm thinking of where to go on holiday. I've got about £10k in the bank
I was thinking of driving down the west coast of america, or south east asia and/or Australia for about a month
Australia is very far away and I'm a bit scared of asians so america sounds the most appealing but I've already been there a few times so feel i have to be a little bit more adventurous and go to Asia and Australia
Thoughts?
poo
check 'em
needed a smart overcoat so i bought this Jeff Banks number. £250 down to £125. good find 2bh.
oh and fuck this guy
you runt
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
walk the PCT
doing a poo and giving myself a (you)
What would anyone need an overcoat for?
you were going to try and get a get with 'check 'em'?
'check 'em'?????
>i'm scared of asians (real asians; not the pom definition of asian) but not blacks or hispanics
noggins in turbo mode
Doing a Watch of the New Ring
Have fond memories of the original
ye
how hard was PHD funding?
when you need an outdoor coat that is smart looking
future posting is the epitome of 9gag
Excellent post.
cold days
nice
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Can someone translate normie for me please?
I was talking to a girl on tinder and asked what she's looking for. She said "I'm just looking for someone to have a laugh with really"
What does it even mean?
She wants to fuck you with a strap on
she wants someone whos fun to be around but not be clingy?
sex
means she doesn't want to fuck you
I applied for a project listed on the university website so i didn't have to write a proposal or a request for a grant, I've got a funded scholarship from GSK
Walked past my old mate of 10+ years and his gf and didn't even say anything to them
means shes into humiliation
she wants to have a laugh at your small willy
>i'm pretending not to be a whore by pretending I care about personality when in reality I couldn't give a shit
Im going to meet someone for a quick chat if you're available
it's all patter
obviously she cant say that outright say she want to get dicked and nothing else
family are away for the weekend lads
gonna spend it eating takeaway food and playing victoria 2 naked
the fact that you need that "translated" means you're not for her
this post makes absolutely no sense
But I'm not even a virgin, I'm just not used to Tinder culture yet
you're a sociopath
>not getting a bird over
Noggins joggin
they didnt say anything to you either
been doing DIY with my dad
how's your day lads?
Did you lads have penis inspection day at your school? My brother came home with a form for it today
wew la' nice one
any niggers in here
once met a lad who i liked in school
haha never mind because i will never tell him
Can someone translate mandarin for me please?
I was talking to a girl on tinder and asked what she's looking for. She said "清重庆重庆重庆重庆重庆重庆"
What does it even mean?
>school over easter
it means 'check these dubs'
eh?
chinese is a tonal language so its anyone's guess
boarding school
yeah, you
>doesn't know that staggered school holidays are a thing
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what the fuck? everything is small except their dicks? reeeeeee
He's right
What a fucking stupid answer, shows (again) you've never as much as interacted with a female
reminder that 190 is a known nonce
>6-foot m-master race
>m-manlet h-haha
theory: 190cm stands for 190 children molested
190 is on the sex register for fiddling with his niece
Reminder that this has been proven and if you speak to him you're speaking to a seasoned nonce
generally speaking their torsos are normal size its only the limbs that are shorter
i.4cdn.org
fucks sake
it's gibberish. the repeated characters are a city name and the starting character means clear
:)
>implying i didn't just type ching chong ching chong ching chong into google translate
so you think womyn care about personality?
hmm
obviously. he's the loser you see at clubs lurking at the fringe of the dance floor far too insecure to immerse himself in the fun times. but he also has an ironically huge ego so makes himself feel better about being a loser by dreaming up shit about him being a vastly intelligent independent alpha male who doesn't even need friends or women (despite being rebuffed every time he's attempted intimacy).
kek, the city is Chongqing
post this again, i dare you.
>stan
absolutely fucking crying of laughter as we speak. WAILING, i tell you.
What boards are on your custom board list lads?
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