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Guayo's a Guayo.

In this is in reference to which request? i was responding to several in my original post to which you replied.

No thanks, still dont feel comfortable with the idea.

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Hi ticks

Requesting mama peach washing a shota toad's dick clean from smegma. She should hug him from behind with her breasts resting on his shoulders.

much thanks guayo! Plant butts are the best

the gladion girl one with the awful art attached

request from the other thread, it's not great because I'm falling asleep and I'm still fairly new to art
critiques welcome as always

hmmmm

Requesting to a good drawfriend this qt little witch i.imgur.com/oAUZYal.jpg dressed as pic related and being a bit aroused by showing her semi-naked body

What is wrong with your tongue ?
Hello one eye fur man !

OR of this. Generally this piece is actually not too shabby, but I do believe the shoulder placement could use some work so that character doesn't appear unnaturally lopsidded. Did you began drawing before making a sketch of the general body?

you know well what that is and why people dont want to

>inb4 delivery by provo, nelsha or creator

Y'know, i dont know what those are, but Ive already forgotten the req. So dont worry about it.

Heya hey.

Am a bit curious:
I'vee seen since time ago that you always do this. Can't you realize that he always ignores you? therefore, why you still doing this? I missing something?

In a respectful way please let me ask you this:
you has a kind of autism or something?

>you has a kind of autism or something
the pure irony

what are you talking about? my first time I saw this user

Requesting Rukia doing something cute/cool with any pokemon in the album below
Pokemon refs: imgur.com/a/700pN
Rukia refs: imgur.com/a/qItQA

Requesting Rukia being deflowered with a broom like pic related.

I guess we didn't get properly introduced. Hi, my name is tongue!
Do you want to have a beer with us?

Give AGHRRS

What the actual fuck is this shit.... you're such total garbage.

ur waifu is shit.
And u know it.

if you really want that, you'll most likely get it from one of my friends

Fucking faggot little cocksucker.

which one is your head more like??
draw my bod yo

HMMM.

hi, one request?

could you do evangeline from wakfu?

ur oc dressed as a witch.

It's more like the second one.

Fuck off, Abusefag.

You could be sucking dicks for 5ยข a pop and have enough money to commission that by now.

Why are you talking in the third person

Going out to eat, be back soon.

how's canada my guy? where you guys at?
is the second one still a bag? or just beard?

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>enough money to commission

He's already admitted in previous threads that he doesn't want to even try to do anything to improve his life, just wallow in his problems and try to drag others down with him. Until his attitude changes, he will continue to be a subhuman failure.

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pls guayabas?

you're awesome! i draw evangeline sometimes because she's so pretty

thank youuuuuu

N-Nice to meet you.

abusefag alert

How much do you think they cost, abusefag?

Can we all agree tattletale anons are the most annoying and should be banned.

>WTF
Why watches at 0 $?

aaaa i clicked on wrong number

Hello to you too !!

Nah

Not as exciting but here.

>Let's ban the people telling off cancer like Abusefag, & not ban the cancer itself.

It's a beard, ha.
I drew a handy guide this morning, but it's in my tablet.

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I like Amalia, but I think is for my feet fetish LOL

yeye i'm the robot
>hello also anyway :>
I love it! saved forever!
right on. mustache or no?

Amen!

no means no guy

The irony is palpable. You are trying so fucking hard to fit in.

draw a masked wrestler

Read the fucking pic you twat.

>implying I am abusefag

>reporting
>on Sup Forums

*female masked wrestler
fuck

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bartender... another

requesting any zelda you want wearing these heels

Now burn that fucking witch.

this is the same repeat requester that asked you for something and was declined last thread

tl;dr It would without exaggeration or hyperbole be faster for him to suck dicks on a street corner for $0.05/dick than to keep begging.

Assuming $0.05 USD per dick and 20 minutes per dick for both sucking and cleanup, that brings him up to a rate of $0.15/hr. If we assume he pays a third-world artist that works cheap $20 to do the lines, it would take him 133 hours and 20 minutes of dick-sucking on the street corner to afford the commission.

Assuming he lazily spends only 4 hours a day sucking dicks, it would take him 33.3325 days to afford the request. Even taking into consideration the additional week at maximum for the artist to deliver the request, it would only be a little over 40 days from first dick sucked to finally getting his princess peach art, less than the amount of time he's spent begging for this shit.

He could shorten the time until he gets his image by doing any of the following:
1. watching a basic dick-sucking tutorial on youtube so he can raise his rate to match the average crackhead ($1.00 - $2.00/dick)
2. suck more than 12 dicks a day
But he won't because he's a lazy piece of garbage that would rather wallow in his misery than do anything to improve his life. I hope a hobo beats him to death.

Proof?

I am saving this, I got a good kek out of it!

request is open

shut up jake go back to /vp/

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I don't know why you keep relating me to that guy but it's fucking annoying.

t. autistic tattletale

Do you realize that you are replying to the troll of these threads?

Ooooh .. real robot ..!

Thicc

No stache.

thx my boi, saved

Proof!
thebarchive.com/b/thread/738761429/#q738761429

>t. autistic tattletale
I am so sorry abusefag. I didn't knew you suffered from severe retardation. I hope you are okay.

This was fucking hilarious, but you make two assumptions;

1., the requester actually wants the piece done, and isn't requesting it at this point purely to be an annoying piece of shit that has nothing better to do until the dark creeping depression that's slowly taking over his subconscious eventually drives him to tie a rope around his greasy neck and hang himself in his decaying, depressing hole of a living space
and
2., this is just one requester, and not a multitude of assholes that have taken up the torch that all post whenever they happen to be around, thus achieving full thread saturation, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week

speaking of witch burning, you see that new castlevania show?
youtube.com/watch?v=JYfgpodCVHE
>a real ghost!!
coo coo. what food you getting?

stop pretending you're hard to notice

Gyro's!

Incredible

Requesting she massaging his prostate using a wand

1. I want my request done. And I don't suffer from depression. So no killing myself any time soon.

2. It is just me and me only requesting it.

That's true, but it's unlikely for anything other than individual autism to sustain an effort of this sort for this long. A group would likely eventually show variation and inconsistency due to trying to one-up each other, and even eventually break off into circlejerking and internal bickering.

In that case, consult

user, today isn't that day of the year where everyone tells to the rest of the people what kind of job IRL you has.

>implying I care about your joke post

what's a blob gotta do to get some more fuckin drink in this place

>>implying you DONT
now suck a dick

shitty oc

what's going on

why is eva a weird drunk guy

halp

Ye

lmao why's it gotta b jewish? What's so necessary about that specification.

What even indicates that in this image?

shittier OC

Ya gotta take advantage of your female features.

Use your tits and ass to get yourself a drink

>weird
i take offense to this

how about this hole in my head would that work